A Time Long Ago

Meweek furiends meez hopes you all had a wunderful weekend.  Upon readin’ the comments fwum yesfurdays posty meez fawt me should explain sum things.  It’s funny that most of you fawt the part of the kitty speak you kuldn’t understand was Texan.  Cuz Texan is what we put back in yesfurdays posty.  See sis Lexi speaks with a more Oklahoma/Texas accent on her Facebook page. Lots of hard “R’s” and and few “G’s” at the end of words and lots of drawl.  Me on the other hand speaks more of a deep South with a little Okalhomam mixed in.  See in the South we avoid usin’ an “R” unless it’s comes at the beginnin’ of a word and we’ll try to change that. MOL  In the South a “dollar” is a “dollaw” and in Texas and Oklahoma it’s a “dawler”.  Now be sure and draw out dat “daw”.  MOL  Not sure what it is up North, as meez told you yesfurday, mommy lived mostly below the Mason Dixon line.  Anyways, just wanted tu du a little explainin’ so that ifin yous come across it again, you’ll recognize it. 😀      And member it’s Pet Appreciation Week!!!      

Now on tu tudays story.  Mommys been feelin’ a little nostalgic and goin’ fwu old fotos.  And she pulled this one out frum a time long ago.  Back afur me and even Lexi.  This goes back tu a time even afur mommys accident.  Shad lived with mommy back then.  As meez told you many times me mommy has always been an animal purrson and her specialty has always been hand rearin’.  One of mommys many rescues was a little pot bellied pig.  Mommy had gone tu Georgia tu stay wiff a lady that needed help wiff her farm while she was ill.  Now this wusn’t just any farm, it was an exotic animal farm.  The lady had a breedin’ pair of pot bellie pigs.  But the female was too old tu be havin’ babies anymore.  Since the lady was so ill she hadn’t seperated them and well…..fings happen and nex fing you new, piggy was purregnant.  Now mommy arrives in da story. 

Shad the Original Service Kitty and Cameron at 6 days old.
Shad the Original Service Kitty and Cameron at 6 days old.

Durin’ a horrible storm early one meownin’  momma piggy went intu labor.  By the time mommy heard her and got tu her it was too late.  She had died.  But just only and mommy saw a little piggy hangin’ fwum the birth canal and grabbed it and pulled.  Fweein’ him mommy wrapped him up in a blanket and checked on the other little piggys that had been born.  None lived save the last one.  Mommy rushed him tu the house and cleaned him up and warmed him in a towel and fed hims sum warm milk.  Mommy fed him and raised him up tu be a strong little piggy and she named him Cameron.  

 

Since he wasn’t raised ’round other piggys he didn’t oink kwite like the rest.  He barked  a lot like a doggy and he kuld actually purr….sort of. MOL Shad and mommy and Cameron all slept tugether nestled up under the covers.  Well mommy was under the covers, Shad and Cameron slept on the top of the blanket.  Shad tawt Cameron how tu use the litterbox and how tu knead the covers.  Mommy sez hims little hooves was a sight tu see.  And hims dug hims little snout in and rooted at the blanket or mommy or Shad or whatever was near.  MOL  Mommy  and Shad luved Cameron very much but one day while mommy was out tendin’ tu the other animals the lady sold Cameron.  And when mommy returned to the house she was thanked for saving and raising him.  Mommy was very sad but hims wusn’t mommys tu keep.  And hims went tu a good home and got tu live ’round other little piggys,  in a time long ago. 

 

Til the nex time…….Hav a Pawsum Munday!!!

 

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Is It Time tu go tu da V-E-T

OMC Meez wus so supwised by how many of yous hav VETs dat yous like.  Meez wus so glad tu heaw dat.  But meez wusn’t supwised at all by how many of yous not so cwazy ’bout da twip der and back home.  A lot of yous sed dat yous spend da whole twip singin’ da song of ow ancestows.  MOL   One of da fiwst questions wees get asked, even afuw ‘what’s a Service Cat?’ is….. How du yous get da cats tu wide so well in da caw??  And den wees get wesponses like: meez cats wuld teaw us all up, or meez cats meow at da top of der lungs da whole time, and so many mowe.  Mommy tells dem dat yous can’t keep a cat locked away in da house all yeaw long and den pull out da cawwiew 1 time a yeaw and ‘spect evewfin’ tu go smoovly.  Cuz at dat point deys associate da cawwiew wiff  bad fings, and also da VET.  Weally, ifin da only time yous evew get out is when sum stwangew pokes sumfin up yous neddew wegions and sticks yous a foo times and pwys yous mouff open and digs wound in yous eaws and den pushes yous back intu a little box wiff baws dat yous can barely stand up in wuld yous be ‘cited tu go??  Or wuld yous maybe be hidin’ and singin’ da song of yous people tu??    

So da fiwst step in makin’ da twip tu da VET mowe pawsitive and less stwessful fuw evewpawdy is tu make it fun and pawt of da woutine.  Now as any of yous dat wead meez blog knows wees don’t hav much in da munny depawtment so meez not tellin’ yous tu go tu da VET all da time and spend munny.  But let meez say dis, deys don’t chawge yous nuffin’ tu go inside and sit down in da waitin’ woom fuw a bit.  Now sum of yous gunna say, “but meez VET is tu faw away.”   And meez unnewstands dat, ows is 45 minutes away so is not always pwactical.  But ders lots of places yous can go.  One of da fiwst fings mommy dus tu twain any animal is tu get dem used tu da caw and twavelin’.  Dat means dat da cawwiew or stwollew (whatevew yous use fuw twanspowt stays out and cozy like so dat yous little fuwball can get used tu it and leawn dat it’s a good fing. When fluffy goes in and welaxes fuw a nap or a play, giv dem a tweat and pwaise dem.  See whewe meez goin’??  Good fings hapun in da bawwed box besides bein’ manhandled and shuvved inside.  

Luvvin' meez stwollew. Makes fuw a comfy nappin' spot.
Luvvin’ meez stwollew. Makes fuw a comfy nappin’ spot. ♥

Once fluffy is likin’ da cawwiew close dem in fuw vewy showt pewiods of time and take dem out da doow tu da caw.  Don’t go anywhewe yet and be suwe tu giv dem tweats and welease dem when yous come back in da house.  Now dat fluffy’s good wiff da cawwiew and goin’ tu da caw, stawt da caw and pull out and den back in and intu da house and welease fluffy.   Don’t fuwget da tweats and pwaise. 🙂   Now yous weady fuw a twip wound da block.  Not tu faw, just nuff so dat fluffy knows yous ain’t in kansas   da dwiveway and home anymowe.  MOL   Ifin fluffy stawts singin’, yous stawt singin’.  Mommys favowit songs tu sing tu us awe, ‘You are so Beautiful’ and ‘You are my Sunshine’.  And den ders da made up ones.  Mommy can be vewy clevew, and of couwse wees luv hers fuw it.  

Now dat yous goin’ wound da block and fings awe good, go fawddew and pick dat place whewe yous gunna  stop and go in.  Membew du dis mowe den once!!!  And go tu lots of diffewent places.  Da pet stowe, a dwive fwu, anywhewe will wowk.  Yous want tu get fluffy used tu goin’ in da caw and havvin’ good fings hapun.   Ifin yous VET is faiwly close purrlease go der a foo times. (Da smells and sounds awe impurrtant, so even ifin yous VET isn’t close at sum point yous need tu go der.  Also any VETs office will wowk.  Membew, ders no chawge fuw sittin’).  At sum point yous wanna make an appointment  wiff yous VET and take sum of fluffys favowit tweats fuw da VET and techs tu giv tu hims. (or just call and talk tu yous VET most awe happy tu help out at no chawge)  No pokin’, no pwoddin’, no exam.  Just pettin’ and tweats.  it usually only takes a foo minutes fuw dis pawt and dat’s why lots of  VETs will du it fuw a small fee or fuw no chawge.  Aftew all, yous supplyin’ evewfin’ and all yous need is a foo minutes of der time.  Dr. C did it fuw us afuw hims left fuw da day.  

Most VETs don’t take appointments wight up tu closin’ so deys hav a foo minutes fuw dis kind of fing.  And sum  make meet and gweet appointments fuw new clients and yous can ‘splain what yous duin’ and deys will schedule yous intu one of those slots.  In da end, yous shuld hav much mowe peaceful and less stwessful dwives tu da VET.  And maybe yous will wanna take kitty mowe places.  And den nex yeaw fluffy will be askin’ yous,  “Is it time tu go tu da VET?? ”     Fluffy is nevew tu old or tu yumg tu leawn tu enjoy widin’ in da caw.  

 

Til da nex time…..Hav a Pawsum Furiday!!!

 

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What ‘Bout da Fone??

So da holiday is ovew and all those dat went tu dis blogpaws event awe back home, so meez decided tu tell anuddew twainin’ stowwy. Meez got sum new furiends fwum da innewview.  Fank yous fuw comin’ by and stayin’ wound. 😀   So hewe wees go on anuddew twainin’ adventuwe. 🙂   So meez wus duuin’ purretty good at dwivin’ mommys wheelchaiw, and  tu say meez luvved da phone wuld be puttin’ it mildly. MOL  Meez wus twyin’ tu answew da fone evewtime it wang. Even when mommy wus sittin’ wight der wiff it.  So mommy wus twyin’ tu twain meez tu only use da fone when meez needed tu call fuw help or when hers asked fuw it.  Good luck wiff dat one mommy. MOL  Well one day wees wus all loungin’ wound and Lexi and meez had been givin’ mommy sum massages.  And hers just nodded off.  A cat naps always a good idea, so Lexi and meez decided tu nap also.  Wees got a good snowe goin’ and all of a sudden da fone stawted wingin’.   Mommy’s eyes came opun just a little but and meez knew hers wus awake. 

 

So meez got up and headed fuw da fone.  Mommy mumble a little and  told meez tu leav it alone, dat whoevew it wus wuld leav a message.  Yeah like dat wus gunna hapun. MOL  Meez got tu da fone and gwbbed it ‘tween meez teefys and took it ovew tu mommy.  Mommy wus so out of it, hers had alweady fallen back tu sleep.  So when hers didn’t take da fone fwum meez dat’s when meez knew dat hers wuldn’t mind ifin meez answewed it.  So meez pawed at da buttons  on da fone til it stoopped wingin’.  and den meez mewekked ’em. Deys wus not amuzed.  Mommy wus snowin’, Lexi wus snowin’ and meez wus meweekin. MOL  Meez kep pawin at da fone, until meez knocked it off mommys chest an down da side of da chaiw.  Uh Oh  Well only one fing tu du now…..go fishin’. MOL  So meez is diggin’ down da side of da chiw twyin’ tu get da fone and mommy finally wakes up.  Hers sez, “Honey, what are you doin’?  Sweetie just lay down and let’s take a little nap.”  And hers stawted pettin meez.   Didn’t take long and meez had alweady furgot all ’bout da fone, and wus  layin’ down and  nappin’ again.  Afuw long wees wus all snowwin’ away.  What ’bout da fone, yous ask??  

 

Okay mommy
Meez will get it mommy, don’t wowwy. 😀

                                 

Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum day!!!

 

By da way, Meez is a membew of da Blogpaws community tu, and twyin’ tu figgew it all out.  At da moment wees can’t figgew out how tu get da badge tu post on meez sidebaw. (Oh no yous say, anuddew sidebaw question/purrawlem) mol Yes. Ifin yous can help meez purrlease giv meez and mommy and shout.  When meez hovews ovew meez badge, it keeps sayin’ “join now”. Sep meez joined a foo munffs back. Mommy twied wight clickin’ tu save as, but didn’t hapun. Meez did wead sum comments dat sed deys wus havin’ twubble gettin’ it fuw wowd pwess blogs, but nopawdy seems tu be nswewin’ as da questiions dated back tu last yeaw. 

 

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OMC Da Rain Pounded!!!

 

Ifin yous can’t see da video, yous can see it hewe. 🙂

 

Well da wains came and da heavens gwumbled.  And  since wees kuldn’t get on da ‘putew fuw long, wees fawt wees wuld shawe a video of sis Lexi playin’ wiff da Cat’s Meow. Membew hers 15 yeaws old. Yous wuldn’t know it fwum dis  video. MOL

 

 

Meez gunna stay wight hewe and watch da wain. Just fuw a minute.
Meez gunna stay wight hewe and watch da wain. Just fuw a minute.

And a foto of meez watchin and listenin’ tu da stowm.  Mommy wus so purroud of meez. 🙂   Well meez hid sum, but meez also stayed close tu mommy sum.  Hopefully wees will be able tu get on da putew  latew so wees can wight a stowwy postee fuw yous tu wead tumowwo

 

 Til da nex time,  Hav a pawsum Day!!!!!

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥                

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