Is That An Eskimo?

OMC Meowllo everypawdy, hope yous had a gweat Monday. Let me tell you we had a funny Monday. Well not all of it of course, but OMC ifin only we had fumms. Just wait’ll yous see da foto we had mommy take of hers selff. MOL Afur me tells ya ‘bout it me must pawlogize fur puttin’ up ow posty so late again. We got it written on time and wuz gunna post it but we had no innewnets. Only it wusn’t da innewnets fawlt. Can yous believ it? Not AT&T’s fawlt? Hmmmph Weez kuld hawdly believ it ow selves. You know mommy sez dat AT&T be one of da foo fings dat she finks kuld make a angel sin. Da udder…Ow management company. As you know we had sum major we-duin’ wound ow pawtment just a foo mumffs ago, and soon discovered dat to save gween papers (course we knew dat fwum da beginnin’) da management company used every short-cut they kuld. And dat they changed out da switchplates all over da pawtment. But they didn’t just change out da switchplates, they changed out da whole fing. And in duin’ so da wirin’ got all messed up. Cuz of course a weal lectwician costs lots more gween papers than sum barely twained maintenance man.

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Weez playin’ Gotcha

We noticed it first wiff ow fone, and amazinly AT&T fixed it. Then it wuz da teevee, and Dish fixed dat. Well da new light fixtures they put in wiff da ceilin’ fan has gone out a foo times and when mommy can finally get up there to change da light bulbs, all da wigglin’ hers duz to it pawently fixes da short and it comes back on. Cuz it’s not da bulbs, it’s da wirin’. And dat wirin’ connects to da same stuffs (like we know what all dat’s called) dat ow innewnet and fone and fweezer be on. So it knocked everyfin’ out. It wuz so late, mommy sed weez wuld deal wiff it after we got a good nights rest. So first fing this meownin’ mommy had to work on da innewnet connection and move it so we kuld get ow posty up. So, weez late again, but hopefully ow funny will make up fur it.

OMC Fank ya' Miss Ellen.
OMC Fank ya’ Miss Ellen.

And weez wanna fank Miss Ellen fwum 15 and Meowin’ fur da pawsum made wiff luv toys and all da joint tweats. Hers posted and asked ifin anypawdy wanted ’em cuz they wusn’t workin’ in hers house. And wiff sis Lexi eatinn’ and not eatin’ then she isn’t gettin’ much of hers Barley Cat lately, so we jumped on those joint tweats Miss Ellen had. And she sent a whole bunch and a Barley Cat too. WooHoo Specially now dat sissy seems to be eatin’ purretty good again. And she wuz also nie nuff to send us sum made wiff luv toys dat we luvved. 

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As you know it’s been cold here lately. Hoo is me kiddin’, ifin yous liv in da U.S. it’s been cold everywhere. Well mommy wishes we kuld all hibernate when it gets this cold, but stead she took half da day off to do sum much needed cleanin’. See since it wuz in da teens wiff even lower wind chill factors, we didn’t even open da door fur a kupple of days. So we had sum twash dat needed to go out and sum sweepinn’ and moppinn’ dat needed to be dun among udder fings. Mommy hadn’t cooked nuffin’ so there wusn’t any food or anyfin’ like dat in da twash, and hers washes out ow canned noms afur frwoin’ ‘em in there, so nuffin’ to cause bugs or stink, just twash dat by it’s very definition is yucky. MOL But Monday wusn’t any warmer than da last foo days.  But mommy hates to hav twash in da house, so she wuz determined to get it out of here. 

Here's mommys selfie as da Eskeemo .
Here’s mommys selfie as da Eskeemo .

So she got all bundled up in hers big, heavy, hooded, it’s fureezin’ coat, a a scawf wrapped wound hers neck and pulled up to hers eyes on hers face, and nice wooley mittens dat one of ow facebook awnties sent her. OMC Yous shulda seen hers. Sis Lexi and me wuz rollin’ wound laffin’ so hawd…ifin only we had fumms and kuld work da camewa fingy. Even da neighbor came out to see ifin mommy wuz okay. She sed yous look like an Eskeemo, to= mommy. (Weez not hav anyfin’ against Eskimos, so this is not meant to be derogitory) Mommy sez dat when yous dwivin’ da wheelchair against da wind, it gets even colder than it alweady is. Anyways when she got back in da house and took all hers gawb off she sed she had to sit down a minute and get warm. Me jumped up in hers lap and twied to warm her up. She felt likd a chilly bowl of ice cweam. Me even got a little chilled sittin’ in hers lap on hers cold bwitches.   But me got hers all warmed up and she went on wiff da house cleanin’. Fank Catness she didn’t hav time to run da cawpet monster, but me guesses dat means she’s gunna be takin’ sim more time away fwum da puter and meez duties to do dat nex.

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Meez gettin’ warm by da lectwic fire place

Well meez gunna wrap it up fur today so dat meez posty’s not even later, and me can get on wiff meez visitin’. Purrlease come back tomowwo as we be plannin’ one of ow educational postys.

Till da nex time………………..Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

Dezi and Lexi

Sneaky Mommy

Meowllo everypawdy, hope yous all had a pawsum Furiday. We fur sure did. Me had planned a whole diffewent posty fur today, but fings happened dat made me change meez mind, so me will save dat posty fur anudder time. Well me guesses yous wanna know why ow Furiday wuz so good wight? Cuz sis Lexi had hers selff a time wiff a kupple of toys. Since she had gotten sick she’s only played a kupple of times. Well you saw da Christmas fotos. But yesfurday she just stawted havin’ hers selff a time. And so of course mommy got da camewa and stawted flashin’ and videoin’. And every time hers wuld…Lexi wuld quit playin’ and walk over to her or lay down. Mommy wuld tell her dat yous wuld all luv to see hers feelin’ better fanks to yous all purrayin’ fur her. But she just didn’t seem to care. It wuz like she didn’t wanna hav hers foto taken or sumfin’. And let me tell ya’ dat’s just not wight, not wight at all. See, weez boff be camewa hogs. Dat’s what mommy calls us. She sez dat means we luv to hav ow fotos taken and weez like to pose. And well, me agwees wiff dat. So just what wuz sis Lexi up too, me wunnewed.  

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After a nap or thwee sissy came back up and found one of da feathers dat Miss Trish fwum da Katnip Lounge sent us a while back. And out of nowhere she she stawted frowin’ it wound. So mommy, bein da sneak she is, slowly turned da camewa on wiffout lookin’ over. And then she picked it up and pointed it down towards Lexi while still lookin’ at da puter. Sissy kep playin’ and not payin’ any tention to mommy. She didn’t say it, but me knows mommy wuz finkin’ “so faw so good”. MOL And then she pushed da wecord button and stawted wecordin’ sissy playin’. Lexi caught her out of da corner of hers big gween eyes and purrtended to be all cool like and clean hers paw. But she kuldn’t help hers selff, she had to play a little longer. Fankfully, mommy kep da wecordin’ goin’. But mommy kuldn’t help hers selff eever and she had to look. Aaaaaw Come on, yous wulda looked too. Mommy wuz so happy dat Lexi wuz feelin’ better and good nuff to play she had to look and smile. Course duin’ dat made sissy know fur sure dat mommy wuz wecordin’ her, and she stopped playin’ and walked over to mommy, but only to fake her out. Well yous’ll see it in da video. Fanks again fur all yous purrayers. They seem to be workin’ weally well. 

 Ifin yous can’t see da video, click here to watch it on youtube.

Till da nex time……………..Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

Dezi and Lexi

Angel Cat Blessings

Meowllo everypawdy.  We sure hope yous enjoyed ow snow story yesfurday.  Weez haven’t weally had da chance to read yous comments.  See when weez got up yesfurday there wuz a notice on da fwunt door fwum da manager.  She wuz sayin’ dat da snoopervisor wuz gunna be here on da 23rd fur inspections.  Mommy got upset. Firstly ow lease sez dat management may enter ow pawtments once a mumff fur inspections and dat it may coincide wiff extermination, filter checks, etc. and only after weceivin’ a 48 hour notice.  And ifin yous wecall, weez alweady had an inspection this mumff.  And secondly, hoo duz inspections 2 days afur Christmas?  These peeps dat’s hoo.  They’ve gotta be da mostest misewable peeps in da world to wanna diswupt peeps so offen.  So mommy be purretty aggwavated dat as usual management wants to bweak da rules.  And just in case mommy decides to let her in she wuz busy twyin’ to get more stuffs put away.  Member dat closet me told yous ‘bout?  MOL   

Mommy sez this be fur everypawdy dat doubts we like to play in da water. She wuz twyin' to get weady fur a shower when sis Lexi decided to jump in and get a dwink. MOL
Mommy sez this be fur everypawdy dat doubts we like to play in da water. She wuz twyin’ to get weady fur a shower when sis Lexi decided to jump in and get a dwink. MOL

On a much happier note, guess what else happened yesfurday?  Da mail lady (weez hav a lady) came a knockin’ on ow door.  Actually, she didn’t knock, mommy saw hers comin’ up da walk and met her at da door.  And she had a box in hers hands dat she handed to mommy.  Mommy bwought it in and looked at it.  Of course me had to examine it wight away too.  And good fing, cuz it wuz fur me.  Mommy looked a bit worried and sed, “hmmm I don’t remember ordering anything honey, what do you suppose this is?”  Me wuz like, me don’t know mommy just open it!!!  So mommy got out da scissors and cut da tape and………OMC  there wuz purrezziez in dat there box.  They sed they wuz fwum meez Angel Cat, can yous believ it?  Me has a Angel Cat.  Me wuz checkin’ it all out and looked at mommy and hers had water dwops runnin’ down hers face.  And she wuz smilin’ at me diggin’ wound in da box.  Me gave mommy a nose bump and a kissy and then she stawted to pull da wrapped purrezzies out and there wuz this big ole bag unner them.  Me stuck meez head in (to check it out of course) and there wuz stuffs fur mommy too.  Me jumped up in hers lap and all dat water comin’ fwum hers eyes stawted fallin’ all over me.  Mommy wuz huggin’ me so tight and tellin’ me how much she luvved me and how special me wuz to hav such pawsum furiends.  Me finks wiff furiends like weez hav hoo needs santa?.

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You know Santa never visited ow house till last year, and we knew hims wusn’t gunna come by this year and we wuz okay wiff dat.  We hav been so blest this year wiff all da help yous all gave us duwin’ and after da flood.  We kuldn’t hav asked fur anyfin’ more.  And yet here we awe wiff purresants unner ow twee and mommy even put one in ow stockins.  Where, wumor has it, she’s hidden dat Canadian nip and da silervervine weez hav left.  Anyways, we wanna say a meowsy big Fank You to meez Angel Cat hoo ever yous awe.  Weez be sendin’ yous lots of hugs and kitty kisses.  Wow last week we got a box fwum Gracie and this week an Angel Cat and all da bootyful Christmas cawds weez weceived. Fank you all so very much.  And one of ow Facebook awnties sent us a Walmart gift cawd.  Yous know, me needs anudder blest Sunday afur Christmas.  Altho’ at ow house weez count ow blessings everyday so this is just fine.  

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Now me has had so much else goin on so me wants to pawlogize fur not postin’ sooner, but me weceived an award.  Meez furiend Shrimp over at da Hairball Express gave me da Harmony and Peace award a foo weeks back.  Meez always honored to weceiv awards, but me weally duz purreciate this one cuz we do like to fink weez awe livin’ in harmony and peace at ow house.   Me just hates to list peeps fur an award cuz me will always furget sumpawdy, so meez just gunna say, ifin yous feel harmony and peace then purrlease take it.  It is da season fur such, so me knows yous all be havin’ da warm fuzzies.  Fank you Shrimp.    

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Me wuld also like to ask fur yous all to continue to purray fur sis Lexi.  She has good days and bad.  Yesfurday meownin’ she ate hers whole plate and kep it down.  Then last night, she ate hers whole plate and fwu it all up.  She’s be hungwy she just needs to be able to keep it and get da nutwients fwum it.  And mommy’s allergies hav turned into full blown walkin’ pneumonia.  She called da doctor yesfurday to get sum antibiotics, but hims didn’t call them in and hims didn’t call her, so she’s’ll be callin’ hims back again today.  Fank you all again, fur yous luv and support.    

Till da nex time……………Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

   Dezi and Lexi 

Dear Mr. Santa Paws

Well meowllo everypawdy, hope yous havin’ a good week. Last year at this time we wuz new to everyfin’ and we stawted seein’ all these letters to this Santa Paws and everypawdy wanted to know when we wuz gunna wight ours. To be honest we didn’t know Santa and had never written hims a letter, but after lookin’ wound and checkin’ fings out and a foo fings bein’ splained to us we finally sat down and wrote hims a letter. And now it be dat time of year where we shuld be writin’ him again. So, sis Lexi and me sat down last night and wrote us a letter to submit to Mr. Santa Paws. And mommy sez hims can get it fwum here as well, so weez fawt we wuld post it today. Now we did learn last year dat peeps hav to help Santa by payin’ fur da fings hims bwings, so we wanna make sure you all unnerstand weez not askin’ fur you to pay him fur anyfin’ fur us. Okay?

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Dear Mr. Santa Paws, 

Deztinee here fur sis Lexi and me this year. First off we sure wuld like to fank you fur delivewin’ all those pawsum gifts to us last year. Dat wuz so amazin’. We had never seen anyfin’ like dat afur. We sure awe blest to hav so many wunnewful furiends dat luv us so much. And altho’ not furever homes we sure do purreciate you findin’ foster homes fur those foo shelters dat emptied out fur da holidays and closed cuz there wuz no kitty there. We awe so glad those kitties got to be in a home and know luv. Even ifin fur only a short time.  And we sure do purreciate you visitin’ all ow furiends. They didn’t get everyfin’ on their lists but they sure nuff got a lot and were very happy.  So I guess now me shuld move on to this year. 

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Well mommy sez dat sis Lexi and me hav been purrfect angels this past year. Me had a little issue fur a while wiff da pawdee box but mommy sez dat wusn’t meez fault and you shuldn’t count dat against me. And now dat we got a gigantor pawdee box all’s well. We kuld use anudder, but da one we hav is mighty fine. And we got so blest this year when ow house flooded and ruined mommy’s chair and ow mattwess. All ow furiends came togedder and gave gween papers fur us to buy new. And we even got sum extwa stuffs, like dat gigantor pawdee box. Sis Lexi got sum pawsum steps dat hav been such a gweat big help fur her. And well, me luvs ‘em too. We won a foo contests this year and we hav sum gweat new toys and a fountain to help us dwink more water. And mommy even won an iPad Air da udder day in a drawin’. We awe indeed sum very blest kitty girls.

So now to ow wish list. Sure hope you can manage it, we know we hav sum purretty big requests, but mommy sez it’s okay, it never hurts to ask. Firstly, weez lost a lot of sweet kitty and anipal furiends this past year to illnesses and accidents and such. Their hoomans sure miss ‘em sumfin’ pawful and wuld sure like a little sign dat they be okay and maybe even dat they be lookin’ out fur all of us. 

  And we hav so many more furiends this year than last cuz as you see weez joined da blogosphere too; and so many of ow furiends be sick and hurtin’. Now we know you not be God and can’t heal anypawdy, but maybe you kuld giv Him an ask. And maybe you kuld see ‘bout gettin’ their hoomans da gween papers to help make them better. And so many of ow furiends don’t hav very much so maybe you kuld slip a foo gween papers to their hoomans and a furesh new toy in their stockings just fur them. No matter what anypawdy sez, they’ve all been good this year. Weez weally wuld like all ow furiends to get everyfin’ they want and need.  

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And now to da shelter and rescue kitties and anipals.  We know askin’ to find all of them luvvin’ furever homes is a big undertakin’, but weez still gunna ask. And ifin not a furever home then maybe foster homes. We just wish we lived in a world dat had no need of shelters or rescues. We just want them all to know da luv of a special hooman, da warmff of dat hoomans hand stwokin’ their furs and a luvvin’ soft voice callin’ their name. A soft bed to sleep in and a comfurtin’ lap to nap in. We wuld also like to ask dat yous bwing all those kitties and anipals their own new toy to take wiff them to their furever homes. And fur all those hoo can’t go to furever homes or foster homes fur Christmas, purrlease giv them a warm blanky to lie on and company so they not be alone. We awe so lucky to hav such a pawsum luvvin’ mommy and furever home, and we just want all da anipals to hav da same fing. And purrlease ask da shelters to quit killin’ da hellffy kitties and anipals and giv ‘em a chance to find their special hoomans. 

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  And now to da ferals, abandoned and furgotten by most. Kuld you purrlease look after them. Ifin you see any dat don’t hav a care taker kuld ya’ pick ‘em up and dwop ‘em wiff a good one. We know dat they don’t twust enuff to want to be petted , but we so want them to hav food in their bellies and a warm place to sleep and be safe and a sweet voice dat calls fur them so maybe sumday they can learn to twust enuff to weceive da hands on luv we hav. And kuld ya’ giv all those dat care fur da ferals a foo gween papers and sum of those pawsum heated sleepin’ quarters. Maybe sum blankys and of course sum noms. And kuld ya’ pass along ow fanks to them fur all da work they do? We sure wuld purreciate it.

Now on to us. Well ifin you look back over yous letter here you see dat we hav all we need. We hav a wunnewful luvvin’ mommy, a warm furever home and quite a bit of new stuffs. We awe down wight billionaires in luv and furiends and framly. Lexi and me boff hav full bellies and tweats too. We hav a warm, soft, dwy bed to sleep in and a comfurtin’ lap called mommy to nap on. We hav sum amazin’ toys and nip and even sum silvervine. (Which reminds me, ow furiend Nissy sure wuld like sum new nip.) Mommy sez wiff girls like us she kuldn’t magine wantin’ anyfin’ more. So me reckons we not need anyfin’ again this year Mr. Paws. Weez been so blest fwuout da year and mommy takes weally good care of us dat you can pass on by us this year. But ifin yous kuld pawssibly get to ow furiends and da homeless and ferals we sure wuld be gwateful. We sure don’t mean to sound gweedy, there’s just a lot of need out there, and we wuld very much like everypawdy, kitty and anipal to hav a Merry Christmas and everyday after. Fanks fur readin’ ow letter. 

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Your furiends,

Deztinee and Alexandra High