God’s Bowlin’ and Meez Hidin’

Well mommy and meez had a little talk and decided tu hold off on any new stowwys til nex week.  Havin’ told stowwys on facebook and had people missin’ a foo days and gettin’ behind, wees fawt it wuld be bettew tu just wait. We’s gunna be innewviewed on Furiday and sevrul of ow furiends awe gone tu blogpaws in Vegas, so wees will stawt a new stowwy nex week. In da meantme, wees gunna keep on bloggin’.  😀

God’s Bowlin’!! What’s meez meweekin’ ’bout yous ask??  Well wees awe havin big stowms.  And meez scawed of da fundew, so meez has gone intu hidin’ fuw now.  See mommy tells a stowwy bout da fundew bein’ God and da angels bowlin, and da fundew bein’ da ball wollin’ down da bowlin’ lane.  And yous know what?? Meez don’t cawe, meez just wants it tu stop!!!  But in mommy’s attempt tu keep meez calm and wiff herz whew evew shes mite be, shes willin’ tu twy almost anyfin’.  Hers bawt meez da fundew shiwt a while back, and it didn’ wowk at all, but tuday……mommy decided tu giv it anuddew twy. 

 

Meez not a happy giwly!!

Meez not a happy giwly!!

By da way, as yous know meez be vewy new here and  twyin’ tu leawn evewfin. So meez has a question  dat meez hopes yous can help me wiff.  Meez wants tu post a foto of meez badges ovew on da sidebaw of meez blog, sep meez dusn’t know what meez duin’.  It keeps askin’ fuw da size (height and width) and meez dusn’t know what dat means. Ifin anypawdy out der kuld help meez it wuld suwely be pweshated.  FANKS!!!

 

Til da nex time, (when hopefully God is finished bowlin‘).  Hav a pawsum day!!

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥          

 ♥ Dezi ♥

OMC It’s Da Lawn Crew!!!

Well let meez just say dat it seems a bit quietew dis week den in weeks past. Meez don’t know what’s goin’ on, but facebook dusn’t seem as busy and meez blog hasn’t been as busy.  And meez and Lexi’s email hasn’t been as busy eevew. Usually when mommy tuwns on da ‘putew in da meownins’ weez hav any whewe fwum 30 – 50 emails.  But so faw dis week wees not even had 30 at any one time.   Anyways, just sayin. 🙂

So let meez just say dat meez a bit of a scawdy cat when da lwn cwew comes wound. Deys loud and der machines awe pawful.  Yous fink da cawpet monstew is scawy??   Let meez tell yous dat yous ain’t seen nuffin til sumpawdy comes up blowin’ evewfin’ outside stwaight at ya’ and da noise is deafenin’.  So meez always wuns and hidees when deys show up. Mommy has twied evewfin’.  Hers  twied closin’ da doow, singin’ tu meez (which usually calms meez down fwum anyfin’), shes eeven bawt meez a fundew shiwt which meez pwomptly shimmied out of.   Okay so maybe shes hasn’t twied Evewfin’.  So yous ask, what’s da big deal??  Is not like yous haven’ dun sumfin similaw, wight??  Well da big deal is, dat when dey showed up hewe yesfuwday stead of wunnin’ and hidin’, meez stayed wight der in da livin’ woom wiff mommy and sis Lexi. Meez saw dem and meez looked out at dem fuw a foo minutes even, and den meez just went on and acted like deys wusn’t even der.   Dat is til da hooman in da mask came up on da powch and stawted blowin wocks and limbs at da doow at meez.  come on, yous wulda wan tu. MOL 

Yous don't scawe meez.
Yous don’t scawe meez. 

As yous all know Muddews day is comin’ up, du yous hav any special plans??  All meez knows at da moment is dat fank catness Da Lawn Cwew won’t be hewe. MOL    

       

 Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum day!!

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥        

  ♥ Dezi ♥

OMC News, News, Tuesday News!!!!!

You’s purrawlly wunnewin’ what in da wowld meez is meweekin’ ’bout, wight??!!  Well meez told yous da uddew day dat wees wus gunna be innerviewed.  But dat’s not all da good news wees got dat day.  See a while back when meez stawted meez blog wees also signed sis Lexi up fuw da Tabby Cat Club.  Wees wead all ’bout it and even tho’  meez  a Lynx point wiff sum of da tabby mawkins wees didn’t fink meez fit da descwiption so meez wus just gunna be happy fuw meez sissyfuw.   And den it hapund, wees boff been accepted intu da Tabby Cat Club!!!   One of these days meez will leawn how tu put links and fotos tugeddew on da side of meez page, but til den, meez gunna shawe ow pawsum badges wiff yous hewe. 

 

Meez in da Tabby Cat Club!!
Meez in da Tabby Cat Club!! ♥
I'z in da Tabby Cat Club tu!!
I’z in da Tabby Cat Club tu!! ♥

 

As yous know meez is also a Cat Scout.  So many wunnewful fings awe hapunin’ ovew der.  Couwse wees just got back fwum ow campin’ twip, and wees just had a cewemony whewe kwite a foo Scouts got purrmoted.  And now, we’s gunna take a twip tu da Phillipines.  Sumfin good is always goin’ on.  Ifin yous not yet a membew and yous lookin’ fuw a bit of adventuwe, yous mite fink ’bout pawin’ on ovew and signin’ up at da Cat Scouts.  

 

Dis be meez passpowt fuw da Catt Scout twip.
Dis be meez passpowt fuw da Cat Scout twip. ♥

           

Til da nex time, hav a Pawsum Tabby Tuesday!!!!! 😀

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥      

 ♣ Dezi ♣

Mommys’ Little Angels

Mommys’ Little Angels   Well meez wus gunna tell a diffewent stowwy tuday til meez stawted weadin’ yous comments on yesfuwdays blog post.  And meez gotta tell yous dat wees all got a giggle hewe fwum dem.  Da genewal comment wus dat ifin yous made a mess yous wuldn’t be called an angel, much less mommy’s little angel. MOL   So meez fawt me wuld just let yous in on a little secwet.  See mommy has dis belief dat ibin yous call a kitty/doggy/ child etc. by da  name or action yous want dem tu emulate, den deys will.  So da mowe wees fwustwate mommy da mowe angelic wees become. Da only way yous know dat mommy is fwustwated is da clenched teef sound when shes sez it.  MOL  Fuw instance, meez told yous dat meez dusn’t like da pawdee box tu be diwty and will skweek at mommy tiwelessly til shes cleans it out.  Dusn’t mattew what mommy’s duin’ ifin da pawdee box has been used meez wants it clean dat minute. (Yes wees hav mowe den 1, but wees only use ‘Da One’)  

So da uddew day mommy wusn’t feelin’ so good, and hers had fixed bwekky fuw Lexi and meez and had just sat down tu hav a hot cup of coffee.  Lexi and meez had boff alweady used da pawdee box and mommy had cleaned it, so all wus well fuw hers tu ‘wake up’.  Til it wusn’t.  Lexi had gone back tu da pawdee box and made a deposit duwin’ hers bwekky.  So meez stawted skweekin at mommy. (meez had followed Lexi back der)  Mommy left hers hot fwesh cup of coffee and came and cleaned da pawdee box fuw meez and told me tu come and eat meez bwekky. Hers went back tu have hers coffee and no soonew did hers pick up da cup when meez started skweekin agin. 🙂  Mommy hollewed back at meez tu use da pawdee box or come and eat bwekky and hers wuld take cawe of it in a minute.  Hers took a sip of coffe and meez continued tu skweek.  Mommy came back tu da pawdee box woom tu check and meez wus on da vanity lookin’ at meezselff in da miwwo.  Aftew a pat on da head and a kiss, again mommy went back tu hav coffee and it wus ice cold.  So hers made anuddew cup and wight aftew hers picked up da cup meez stawted skweekin’ again.  Again mommy came tu check and again, nuffin tu see or clean.  Back tu hers now wawm cup of coffee and a sip latew meez wus skweekin again.  By dis time it took all da suddewn chawm meez mommy kuld mustew, but hews sed in da most luvvin voice dat kuld come fwum clenched teeff, “Honey, either use the potty box or come and eat your brekky. I am tryin’ to wake up and have my first cup of coffee for the day, okay Angel??!!”  See, der it is, ders da angel wowd. MOL  Of couwse meez kep skweekin and mommy finally came back tu da pawdee box woom and dis time meez had piddled in da floow and wus trwyin’ tu covew it up.  Mommy looked at meez and looked at da floow and all da colow had dwained fwum hers face and meez fawt me saw steam comin’ fwum hers eaws, and hers sed, “Oh Angel, I love you baby, but why did you do that?.  The potty box is clean.   Dezi, my angel my love,” and hers weached down and picked meez up and gave meez kisses and sed; “Angel I love you so much. No matter what you do you’ll always be mommys’ little blue eyed angel girl.”  And meez purred and purred and luvved on meez mommy and finally went and ate meez bwekky. Meez finks mommy finally had a cup of coffee dat day aftew cleanin da floow. MOL

 

Meweek mommy whatcha' duin'??
Meweek mommy whatcha’ duin’?? ♥ 

So mommy sez ifin dis is what wees du as angels den hers kuldn’t take it ifin wees wus bein’ bwats/devils or any uddew negative name. MOL  And mommy is aftew all just an old Suddewn Belle hoo still  poows on da hunny…. sumtimes a little tu fick. MOL But she’s ow Suddewn Belle mommy and  wees like da hunny dat dwips fwum hers lips. 🙂  Wees will always be Mommy’s Little Angels!!        

Til da nex time (and wees hav sum excitin’ news), Happy Cinco De Mayo 😀

 

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