Mommys’ Little Mess (es) Pt. 2

So as meez told yous yesfuwday sis Lexi and meez wus gunna make mommy feel special fuw hers special day.  And yous left us last in da kitchen wiff sis Lexi diggin’ in da coke box fuw a can of coke and meez pawin’ away at da cwackew box fuw a package of cwackews.  Oh, and mommy asleep in bed. MOL   So meez wus pawin’ fuw meez life and finally me got da box open.  Meez stawted tu pull out a package of cwackews when suddenly da coke box tumbled down and cans of coke wolled out all ovew da floow. Lexi and meez boff stopped dead in ow twacks and looked at each uddew. Dat wus gunna wake up mommy fuw suwe.  But wees wus so close and so wees decided tu continue tu twy tu get mommys tweats.  And den wees heawd, “Girls, what are ya’ll doin’?  Come back to bed angels.  Lexi!!!  Dezi!!!  Come to bed!!”  So meez wan tu da pawdee box and Lexi wan behind meez. Lexi stopped at da pawdee box woom doow and Meowed and mommy sed, “Honey come back tu bed.”  Lexi hopped up on da bed and snuggled wiff mommy. And den mommy sed, “Where’s your sister sweety?”   And den meez appeawed outta nowhewe and jumped back up on da bed.  A little cuddle, a little purr and finally mommy went back tu sleep and Lexi and meez wan back tu da kitchen tu wetwieve ow mommys suwpwises.  Lexi stawted pushin’ one of da cans down da hall, and meez bit intu one of da packages of cwackews and headed down da hall behind hers. Wees had dun it, almost.

 

It wuzn't me mommy.
It wuzn’t me mommy. ♥ 

On meez way back tu da bedwoom, meez wealized dat meez had opened da cwackews and der wus peanut buttew. 🙂  OMC Meez du like peanut buttew.  But dis is ‘posed tu be fuw mommy, so meez keeps goin’.  Lexi is still pushin dat can when meez catches up tu hers so….meez took a little bweak and licked a cwackew, okay or 2.  Lexi finally got da can ovew tu da chaiw, and it wolled almost unnew da wheel and den hers jumped back intu bed.  So meez jumped up intu da chaiw and den tu da bed wiff da cwackews.  And when meez jumped, da package opened up mowe and a foo cwackews fell out ontu da bed.  Lexi told meez tu put da cwackews in mommys chaiw, so meez took da west of da package and laid it in da chaiw.  Meez licked a little mowe cwackew and den back tu bed meez went. When mommy finally woke up, meez got da cwackews and laid dem on mommys chest.  Mommy sed fank yous and kissed meez as me wubbed hers face. And den wees got mommy weady tu get in da chaiw and stawted pushin’ hers.  And as mommy wolled, hers cwushed up one of da cwackews dat wus layin on da bed.  And da ones meez laid on hers chest fell off and ontu da bed where mommy cwushed dem tu.  So mommy wus purretty much covewed in peanut buttew cwackews.  MOL  Once intu da chaiw mommy wealized hers had sat on yet anuddew cwackew. MOL So meez tuwned on da chaiw, but it didn’t move. Mommy didn’t know what kuld be wrong wiff it. So hers looked wound on da floow, and den shes saw it.  A can of Coke wight unnew da tiwe and fixin’ tu go skwish!!!  Mommy panicked and tuwned da chaiw off and wolled da can away fwum da chaiw and wees wus off. Yous shulda seen hers face when shes saw da suwpwise wees left fuw hers in da kitchen. MOL  Wees wus boff purrin’ ow loudest cuz wees wus so purroud of owselves.  Mommy just stawed in amazemnet at how clevew wees wus. And den mommy hugged and kissed us boff.  And den mommy looked wound at da floow full of cans of cokes and packages of cwackews and sed,  “Oh my angels I love you both so much.  I guess it’s just a little mess made by mommys’ little messes.”  

Hoo meez??
Hoo meez?? ♥

     

  So, til da nex time, what kinds of little messes du yous angels leav yous??  

Hav a Pawsum Sunday!!

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses ♥♥♥          

Dezi ♥

Mommys’ Little Mess (es)

Well meez fawt since it wus da weekend yous mite enjoy havin’ a little laff.  And findin’ out dat ow duties awe not all sombew and wowky.  Aftew all mommy sez ifin yous can’t laff at yous selff den you’s bound tu be da subject of many jokes.  So meez told yous last ’bout meez and Lexi bwingin’ mommy small items of food and uddew fings.  And meez bwiefly mentioned dat mommy had a special day comin’ up.  Which by da way, shes has a special day comin’ up soon now tu.  Anyways, back tu da special day yeaws ago.  As meez told yous sis Lexi wus awawe dat mommys day wus just wound da cownew and so wees decided tu tweat mommy special fuw a day. Now twuff is, us kittys don’t know what day of da week it is. Wees can’t wead da clock or da calendaw, so fuw us it didn’t mattew ifin it wus on mommys day or just any day. Oooops, meez gotta back up a bit. Meez fuwgot tu tell yous dat wees sleep in/on da bed wiff mommy.  As a mattew of fact, mommy can’t sleep at all ifin wees not in/on da bed wiff hers.  When wees get up in da nite tu go tu da pawdee box, mommy wakes up.  Hers dusn’t get up (purrawly kuldn’t walk ifin hers wanted tu), but hers wakes up (a little); and shes dusn’t nod back off til wees join hers again in/on da bed.  Okay, so Lexi and meez decided dat wees wus gunna make mommys’ meownin special fuw hers special day. 

 

So wees all went tu bed and nodded off.  A little latew Lexi stawted pawin’ at meez and me woke up and looked at hers.  Shes kwitely meowed fuw meez tu come wiff hers and wees boff kwitely jumped off da bed and headed fuw da kitchen.  When wees got der Lexi jumped up on da table and stwetched cwoss da chaiw tu da cabinet and stawted tu paw at da cwackew box.  Den shes lost hers balance and fell tu da chaiw. (not vewy faw down, and shes wusn’t huwt). But it did make nuff noise dat mommy stawted callin’ fuw us.  Meez wan back tu da bed and Lexi wan tu da pawdee box woom and stawwted sscwatchin’ da pawdee box.  Meez laid nex tu mommy and stawted massagin’ hers.  Wees kuld boff heaw Lexi scwatchin’ at da pawdee box, so wees just waited. Finally Lexi joined us and  amidst da purrin, soon mommy wus off tu sleep again.  So Lexi and meez wus off tu da kitchen.  Again Lexi stawted tu paw da cwackew box, and it fell tu da floow.  Meez went ovew and stawwted pawin’ at da box, and den meez heawd mommy mumble. By dis time Lexi had moved ovew tu da box of canned cokes, and wus diggin’ in it. Fwaid dat mommy wus gunna wake up meez wanned back tu da bed and wight nex tu mommy. Meez waited a foo minutes and den Lexi appeawed in da doow way and shes looked waddew  purrtewbed.  So meez got down and back tu da kitchen wees went.  Meez continued tu paw at da cwackew box and Lexi contiued tu dig in da coke box.  Wees had plans of takin’ mommy bwekky in bed.

 So, til da nex time, yous will hav tu wunnew ’bout mommys’ little mess. mol

Hav a pawsum Catuwday!!

 

Wees all weady fuw bed. Tuwn da camewa off mommy.
Wees all weady fuw bed. Tuwn da camewa and da T.V. off mommy. ♥

 

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥  

Dezi

Duin’ Da Happy Kitty Dance

OMC  Yous won’t believ what hapund tuday furiends.  Well yous know wees stawted dis blog by accident.  Meez lets mommy keep finkin’ dat.  Weally it wus meez powews of purrrrrr-suasion dat made mommy cweate meez a blog.  Aftew all, sis Lexi had hers own Facebook page so it wus only faiw dat meez had sumfin of meez vewy own. MOL   Anyways, wees stawted all dis tu get da wowd out ’bout Service Cats and all da uddew Service animals out der.  So yesfuwday wees wus weplyin’ tu comments and weadin’ ow furiends blogs and gettin meez weady fuw da Cat Scouts campin’ twip tunite, and den der it wus. Da vewy nex email wus askin’ ifin meez wuld like tu du an innerview.  Seems meez new furiends Da Tabbies o Trout Towne (http://da-tabbies-o-trout-towne.blogspot.com/) had suggested dat meez mite make a innewstin’ innerview.  FANK yous so much.  Meez is fwilled and vewy excited.  So excited meez been duin’ da Happy Kitty Dance all day.  And meez wus tu excited tu even fink ’bout tellin’  twainin’ stowwys tuday.  Meez hopes yous fuwgivs me, but it’s not evewday a kitty giwly gets dis kind of oppurrtunity. 🙂   Meez will be suwe and let yous all know when it will be posted and whewe, and in da meantime, join meez in da Happy Kitty Dance!!            Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum Furiday!! 😀

 

Happy Kitty Dance. Meez washin' up fuw meez innewview.
Happy Kitty Dance. Meez washin’ up fuw meez innewview. 😀
Wees ceelebwatin'

Wees celebwatin’. 😀

Check out meez tent fuw meez campin' twip.

Check out meez tent fuw meez campin’ twip. ♥

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥            

Dezi

That’s All Folks……..Or Is It??

So yous know now dat meez can alewt meez mommy afuw shes passes out, and giv hers massages, and call fuw help, and dwive da wheelchaiw.  So meez bets yous finks dat’s it, wight??  Well yous wuld be wong.  Meez helps sis Lexi push mommy outta da shower tu,  And one of da funnest fings meez dus is tu bwing meez mommy small items when hers can’t get tu dem.  And sumtimes just cuz meez wants hers tu feel special. 🙂   So da time came when meez wus finally big nuff tu cawwy fings in meez mouff and so mommy and mowe ovew sis Lexi decided it wus time fuw meez tu leawn tu help mommy anuddew way.  At da time meez didn’t know what ‘Special Days’ wus, so meez didn’t know dat mommy had a ‘Special Day’, but Lexi did.  See at da time mommy played da piano and sang fuw a local chuwch.  Meez luvs tu heaw meez mommy play and sing. 🙂   But sis Lexi knew by da songs and all da fone talkin’ dat mommys ‘Special Day’ wus comin’ up.  So duwin’ da day sis Lexi and meez ( me liked tu follow hers wound)  wuld be in da kitchen and shes wuld stawt pawin’ at da cwackew box and den lookin’ at meez.  So meez wuld go and paw at da cwackew box tu.  And da cwackews fell outta da box.  Lexi picked dem up wiff hews mouff and cawweed dem tu mommy, hoo pwaised her and luved on hers and gav us tweats.  Lexi wuld du dis wiff da bwead tu, or whatevew might be in da kitchen.  Well, meez wanted tu be like meez sisfuw, and me wanted da pwaise and luvin tu, so meez stawted duin’ it meself.  Okay, meez likes peanut buttew so sumtimes meez wuld hav tu open da package and hav a little lick afuw takin’ ’em tu mommy (aftew meez found out what wus in da package) but hers always got dem.  Sowt of.  MOL   Anyways, dis wus all good purractice fuw mommys upcomin’ ‘Special Day’.  And just cuz it dus come in handy when mommy’s havin’ a bad day.  Meez will tell yous all bout dat latew.  

 

Meweek evewpawdy, hope yous hav a Pawsum day!!

 

Meez also had tu leawn tu help sis Lexi push mommy outta da tub. Cuz no mattew how much meez dances, mommy just won’t get outta da watew.  Meez had been layin’ on da side of da tub when mommy showewed since meez came tu live hewe, and watchin’ sis Lexi stwuggle tu push mommy up off da bottom of da tub.  Fuw munfs now meez wuld get in da tub wiff dem, but meez wuld get all wet and den jump back out.  Well dis one day it’s like da light went on, and when mommy passed out and Lexi jumped in, meez followed.  And meez got on da uddew side of mommy and looked ovew at Lexi fuw appwoval, and den undew mommy’s awm meez went and wees pushed wiff all ow might.  Wiff da 2 of us wowkin’ tugeddew wees had mommys head and awms up and ovew da side of da tub in no time.  And now meez knows what all da towels on da sink and da hooman pawdee box is fuw. MOL   When wees get dun wees woll wound on da towels till mommy comes tu and can dwy us off purrawpew.   Mommy has a big ole showew chaiw now, but hers still sumtimes falls off and Lexi and meez awe der tu da wescue. 🙂   Dis wus purrawly da easiest lesson meez had. MOL  

 

On anuddew note, yesfuwdays pwice checkin’ wus vewy innewstin’. Wees leawned dat even tho’ wees liv in one of da poowest areas of one of da poowest States in da U.S., ow pwices awe a bit highew den most. Meez did get asked a foo questions, so meez fawt me wuld answew dem fuw evewpawdy in case yous don’t wead all da comments.  Ow gwocewy pwices came fwum Walmawt in a town ’bout 45 minutes away cuz mommy figgewd dey wuld be cheapew, and da taxes awe fuw suwe cheapew.  Wees only hav 1 little gwocewy in ow small town, and yous wuld need tu add at least $1.00 tu all da pwices and da tax is highew,  10% hewe. Gas pwices wus fwum da beginnin’ of da munf when mommy bawt it.  Pwices change almost daily, and each station can hav der own pwice. Wees hav 2 stations acwoss da stweet fwum each uddew and dey’we owned by da same pewsun and get der gas fwum da same twuck, but chawge diffewent pwices.  And people buy da mowe spensiv gas cuz dey fink dey’s gettin’ bettew gas. MOL  Der’s a town 5 miles down da woad, and der gas is always mowe den hewe in ow town.  Each station kinda sets der own pwices.  Da gwocewy pwices wus fwum weceipts fwum da last kupple munfs cuz mommie can’t affowd tu buy all dat at once, and hers will buy fuw us fiwst anyhow.  Anyways, it wus vewy innewstin’ tu see da diffewent pwices acwoss da wowld.  Fanks Bacon (http://piglove.wordpress.com/)  and  Fozziemum (http://dinz1234.wordpress.com/)  fuw suggestin’ dis.  

So dat’s not all folks, but til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum day!!

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥    

Dezi