Chatting Cats: I Can’t Help Myself

Hey everypawdy, it’s me RaenaBelle. I’s gotta tell ya’, this weather has mine’s sleep all off. You all know I’s a sweet little kitty girl, but mommy’s been callin’ me a pistol in the meownin’s. What do ya’ reckon she means? 

 

Raena lays on cat tree

 

 

 

          It might have somethin’ to do with the way you act furst thing in the meownin’ Raena. What’s up with that? The minute you open your eyes you’re like a caged beasty let loose; runnin’ all over the place, chewin’ on anythin’ you can put your mouth on. And me means anythin’. Girl, you gotta quit bitin’ the soap bottles and the metal faucets. You’re gonna need your teethies. Trust me, ya’ gotta take care of your teeth. And those wires you keep tryin’ to chew are connected to ‘lectricity. Mommy says electrical shocks can fry your furs. And what do ya’ think mommy would do ifin you got fried? 

 

Dezi lays on chair arm by mommy A -selfie

 

 

 

I’s don’t know what comes over me sissy, but I’s just have to do it. You know, it’s like mine’s meownin’ game with mommy.  

  

          Uh, Raena, you’re the only one playin’. In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re all asleep when you get started climbin’ the walls. Don’t you hear mommy callin’ fur you to come back to bed? 

 

Sure I’s hear her sissy. But, I’s just can’t help mine’s self. You know, just cuz you’re old and cranky in the meownin’ doesn’t mean we all have to be.

 

          RaeaBelle Maycee, that’s not very nice.  

 

I’s sorry sissy. Somethin’ made me meow that. It’s like the meownin’ time, I’s just can’t help mine’s self. 

 

Raena sits in front of the tv and watches itNuffin’s wrong with the tv, we’re just not purrmotin’ that commercial.

 

 

 

          That’s hogwash. You know mommy says we’re all in control of our own selves. Ain’t nopawdy makin’ you do or meow anythin’. You’ve been watchin’ way too much teevee. So many shows these days are just downright disrespectful. 

 

Dezi lays and rolls on the Liberty cat tree

 

 

 

But I’s like teevee sissy. You can learn so much.   

 

          Obviously you’re learnin’ the wrong things Raena. No more cat from hell fur you.  

 

Raena sits in front of tv

 

 

 

What? Hmmmmpht  We’ll see, you ain’t in control of the remote, mommy is. Anyways, we’re all up now, so do you wanna play? Sissy…? Sissy…? (Raena sees Dezi asleep atop the cat tree) Hmmmmpht you’re all gonna sleep your lives away. (Raena stretches and yawns) Guess a mid meownon’ nap couldn’t hurt. This is RaenaBelle, signin’ off from the Three Belles Ranch. See ya’ll after a little nap.

 

Till the next time……………………………………………………Be Blest!!!  

 

Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue

 

 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee

Tell All Tuesday: Babbling And Planning

Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle. I’s comin’ to ya’ live from the Three Belles Ranch. You are never gonna believe what mommy did last night. 

 

Raena lays in lap selfie

 

 

 

          RaenaBelle!!! You don’t blab everythin’ the minute it happens. 

 

But sissy, it’s tell all Tuesday. I’s thought that meant we told everythin’.

 

          Kittens Raena, that mostly applies to product reviews, not everythin’ ya’ know. Altho’ ifin ya’ told all you know, it couldn’t be more than one post.

 

Dezi lays in chair

 

 

 

Are you suggestin’ I’s don’t know very much sissy? Cuz mommy says I’s a very smart kitty girl.  

 

          Of course mommy would say that Raena, she’s mommy. That’s what mommy’s do.

 

So, you’re sayin’ mommy lied?. Did she lie when she said you were a smart kitty girl, too? Cuz you know how mommy feels ‘bout lyin’. 

 

Raena bathes, toe beansCheck out mine’s toe beans.

 

 

 

          Me didn’t call anypawdy a liar Raena, and fur sure not mommy. Me just meant that you’re too young to know too much.

 

Welllllllll, You just might be surpurrised at what I’s know sissy. I’s know purrlenty.  Hmmmpht  

 

          Whatever. Ifin you know so much why are you constantly tryin’ to cover your meals with our toys? You know they don’t belong in our plate. 

 

Dezi gets lap loving laying in mommy A's lap

 

 

 

It’s called subliminal communication sissy. Our furiends Travis and Teddy get bacon every week, and I’s want mommy to give us some. So, I’s hopin’ mommy’ll get the message ifin she has to keep pullin’ our bacon toy outta mine’s plate. Some day that light bulb thingy’s gonna go off and she’ll start servin’ us bacon. It’s gotta be good fur us; mommy says they used to call it the other white meat. 

 

          Don’t tell me, you learned ‘bout this subliminal stuffs on the tee-vee, right? 

 

Hmmmmm I’s don’t really ‘member sissy, but it sounded like a good plan. 

 

Raena stands on cat tree

 

 

 

          You and your plans, Raena. Me doesn’t think this one’s gonna work. After all, it’s not like mommy eats bacon either. How’s she gonna give us soemthin’ we don’t even have? Travis and Teddy’s pawrents eat bacon on the regular so that’s why they get it. Anyways, me seems to ‘member you didn’t even eat the last bacon mommy gave you. 

 

Dezi gets lap loving in mommy A's lap

 

 

 

That wasn’t fair. I’s had just got out of surgery and wasn’t totally awake. Who wants to eat while they’re sleepy drunk? Technically, that means mommy owes me a piece of bacon sissy. 

 

          Sure Raena, whatever you meow. In the meantime, we need to finish our brekky. Get our toys outta your plate and let’s eat. 

 

 

Raena plays with TrixieToys

 

 

Okay sissy, but I’s wanna play later. (Raena gobbles down her breakfast while thinking up ways to ambush Dezi, while Dezi eats and thinks up ways to avoid playtime with Raena.

 

Till the next time………………………………………………………….Be Blest!!!  

 

Raena: Navy Blue  

Dezi: Vibrant Blue

 

 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee

Blest Sunday: Cuddling On Cuddle Day

Dezi:  Mew Mew MeOW  Hey Raena hurry up, it’s the furst Blest Sunday of the year. And the sun came out to share in our Blessings.

 

Dezi lays on chair arm - selfie

 

 

 

          Raena:  I’s comin’ sissy. It’s nice to see the sun and have a little warmth. It’s been so cold here lately. Fanky fankfully, we have mommy to cuddle with.  

 

Blest Sunday purple kitty clip art graphic

 

 

 

True Raena. Me heard that today is National Cuddle Up day. Me will never unnerstand why humans think they need a day fur cuddlin’. Me says every day’s a good day fur cuddlin’.  

 

Raena gets lap loving -profile selfie

 

 

 

          Me too sissy. Humans seem to think they need a day fur everythin’. Is their memory so bad they have to have days to remind ‘em to luvs?  

 

Maybe Raena. Fankfully mommy doesn’t need a reminder to luv us. She may be furgetful, but when it comes to us, she always ‘members to luv us and take care of us.  

 

          Ya’ know sissy, we should send out some big hugs to all our furiends. After all, huggin’s pawrt of cuddlin’. 

 

Yep, and everypawdy knows how much we luv huggin’ Raena.

 

Raena hugs Dezi while she lays on the brown cat tree

 

 

 

          Aaaaaaaaw Sissy, you luvs huggin’ me? 

 

No Raena, not you. Me meant mommy. Stay back, don’t touch me. Kittens!!! You’re so touchy feely. (Dezi licks and wipes her fur)  

 

Dezi bathes, With all this fur it's hard to reach everywhere

 

 

 

          Cuz I’s luvs you sissy.  

 

Me luvs you too Raena, but…you stink!!!   

 

          Sissy, that’s not very nice.    

 

Seriously Raena…(Raena turns and flips her tail high)  Ugh!!! RaenaBelle, go tell mommy to clean your bloomers!!! No wonder you stink!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr Mommy!!! You need to clean Raena’s bloomers NoWwwwwww!!! 

 

          (Mommy A gets a whiff of the stench as Raena rubs against her legs and reaches to pick Raena up so she can clean her bloomers)  No mommy!!! I’s don’t want you to clean mine’s bloomers. (Mommy A gets a wash cloth and turns on the water with one hand while holding Raena with the other. Raena begins to twist and turn trying to break free, but mommy A’s wise to Raena’s antics and holds on tight while cleaning the stinky bloomers.)  No mommy, No!!! (Raena’s tail flicks wildly back and forth as she tries to roll in mommy A’s hand.

 

Raena bathes atop the chair back

 

 

 

     Be still honey. You know you’re not gonna clean this, so somebody has too.  

 

          You’re gonna owe me extra cuddle time mommy. (A freshly cleaned Raena heads back to the living room and jumps up on the chair to bathe) I’s sure am Blest to have a mommy who’ll clean mine’s bloomers. I’s fur sure don’t want to touch that stuffs.

 

Raena gets lap loving

 

 

 

We are indeed Raena. Meowin’ of Blessings, we wanna fank awnty Susan fur the green papers. And fanks to those who sent green papers fur Christmas, mommy did get us that new scratcher lounger. It’s still in the box till things settle down and we have some stability in our home sitch. We also got a new cat dancer since Raena broke our last one. Let me tell ya’, that girl is hard on toys. 

 

 

Dezi rolls around on catnip toys, kitty nip heaven

 

 

 

          Hey, don’t furget mommy’s new watch sissy. Mommy’s a bit old fashioned and relies on a watch to tell time. And it seems every watch she owns needs batteries. She’s always wanted an automatic watch that winds itself, so she used a few of the green papers and bought one. It came all the way from China. But hey, it was dirt cheap at only $7.00. MOL 

 

Mommy A's automatic watch gift

 

 

 

It looks purretty tho’, doesn’t it Raena? And, it tells time, so mommy’s happy with it. Guess in the end, that’s all that really matters. Anyways, like we do each week, we’d like to remind you to take a minute today and every day to Give Thanks fur the Blessings in your lives. And, we wanna say a meowsy big Fank you fur bein’ Blessings in ours. 

 

          Don’t furget the furst Sunday Selfies of the year with the Kitties Blue, sissy. I’s gonna run link us up right now. Then we can get back to cuddlin’.

 

Dezi lays in mommy's lap, selfie

 

 

 

You do that Raena. Me calls dibs on mommy’s lap.  

 

Till the next time…………………………………………………….Be Blest!!!  

 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue  

Raena: Navy Blue 

Mommy A: Black

 

 

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

 

Deztinee and RaenaBelle

Chatting Cats: Welcome 2019

Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle. I’s comin’ to ya’ live from the Three Belles Ranch. It’s the New Year!!! (Raena looks around and jumps up in mommy A’s lap for some lap loving) Sissy, what’s so special ‘bout the new year? It doesn’t feel any different. I’s mean, so far we’ve done the same thing we do every day. When are we gonna do somethin’ new yearsy? 

 

Raena gets loving while laying on mommy's lap

 

 

 

          (Dezi shakes her head and jumps up on the arm of the chair next to mommy A and Raena) We already did Raena. ‘Member all the extra cuddles and luvvin’ we got last night befur mommy said Happy New Year? 

 

Dezi lays on arm of chair squinting

 

 

 

Did we get extra luvvins sissy? Cuz, we do that every night, don’t we?  

 

          Yeah, we do Raena, but last night’s cuddles were new years eve cuddles. (Dezi thinks a minute) Me doesn’t know what makes ‘em that, they just are. Me’s never figgered out ‘zactly what’s so special ‘bout a new year, but humans every where celebrate. Some celebrate like there’s no tomorrow, mommy just purrfurs to spend it with us. Me doesn’t think there’s anythin’ new yearsy that’s gonna happen. We just know it’s a new year cuz the calendar ends and mommy has to buy a new one. 

 

Dezi gets loving while laying on the arm of the chair

 

 

 

Really sissy? Well I’s ended the calendar in the bathroom months ago. We didn’t celebrate a new year then.  

 

          Uh, Shreddin’ the calendar with your claws ain’t the same as runnin’ outta pages Raena.  

 

Hmmmpht  I’s ran outta pages to shred in less than 10 minutes sissy. Seems like the same thing to me.  

 

Raena lays in lap and gets loving

 

 

 

          (Dezi shakes her head again and growls under her breath) It’s not the same thing, smeowrty pants. Now c’mon, let’s wish everypawdy a Happy New Year and do some more cuddlin’ with mommy. Me heard her grumblin’ ‘bout snow last night.

 

Snow!!!? Is it… 

 

          New Year Raena, stay focused.  

 

Dezi and Raena in an icy new years frame

 

 

 

Happy New Year!!! 

 

Till the next time………………………………………………..Be Blest!!!  

 

Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue  

Both: Purple

 

 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee