Chatting Cats: What Side of the Bed did You Wake Up On

Hey everypawdy, it’s me RaenaBelle. I’s comin’ to ya’ live from the Three Belles Ranch. Let me tell you, it has turned yucky and cold here. It got so cold yesfurday that mommy actually turned the heater up to 67°F. As most of ya’ know, sis Dezi and me have a lot of fur. In some places it just goes on furever. But, bein’ Ragdolls, we don’t have that extra paddin’ known as an undercoat, so we can get quite chilly at times. Fanky fankfully, mommy’s lap is always warm and we have a heated mat. Mommy even put the ‘lectric blanky on the bed the last time she changed the sheets.  

 

Dezi and Raena play on cat tree

 

 

 

          She may have put it on the bed Raena, but she sure is bein’ stingy ’bout turnin’ it on. Me doesn’t think she’s turned it on once. 

 

I’s don’t either sissy. But, ifin we get ice and snow like the weather guessers are furcastin’, surely she’ll turn it on tonight. 

 

          Ifin she doesn’t, you better be purrpared to share the mommy warmth RaenaBelle. Me needs to cuddle too ya’ know. And you’re always tryin’ to hog mommy. 

 

Dezi lays atop cat tree and Raena stands on cat tree house

 

 

 

Hog? I’s a sweet kitty girl, sissy. I’s no hog. I’s don’t even know what a hog is. Do we have a hog? I’s should ask mommy ‘bout that.  

 

          It’s a figger of speech Raena.  

 

Dezi lays atop cat tree

 

 

 

Oh, another one of those figgers that you make fun of me fur usin’.

 

          Not always Raena, only when you meow somethin’ stupid.  

 

Stupid?! Are you callin’ me stupid?! You know mommy hates that word. We’re not allowed to meow that ‘bout anypawdy. 

 

Raena lays in lap selfie

 

 

 

          See Raena? You always go jumpin’ to conclusions. Me didn’t say you were stupid, just some of the things you meow.  

 

I’s don’t think mommy makes that distinction sissy. She says we should never use the S word. She says it’s mean and disrespectful. 

 

          Whatever Raena, go be a tattle tale. 

 

Dezi lays on mommy's lap, selfie

 

 

 

Kittens sissy!!! Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or somethin’ this meownin’? 

 

          Me wasn’t even on the bed this meownin’ Raena. You hogged the whole thing and knocked me off. 

 

(Raena snickers to herself)  Ooooops, sorry sissy. That was an accident. I’s would never do that on purrpuss. 

 

          Me knows Raena. That’s the only reason you didn’t get the whacky paw of instruction. Me’s never seen a kitty sleep so sound. Girl, how many times have you fallen of the cat tree in your sleep? 

 

Dezi lays on chair arm and Raena on chair back

 

 

 

Sissy!!! You’re not s’posed to tell everypawdy things like that. I’s a kitty and I’s s’posed to be elegant and graceful at all times…even when I’s sleepin’. (Raena then meows under her breath) That’s why I’s like to sleep in mommy’s lap. She always makes sure I’s don’t fall. 

 

          Yep Raena, mommy will always take good care of us.  

 

Huh? You heard me? You weren’t s’posed to hear that. Anyways, all this meowin’ ‘bout naps had made me a bit sleepy. I’s gonna go get in mommy’s lap and take a nap. Maybe we can play later?.

 

Raena gets lap lovingI’s luvs you mommy. Purrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

 

 

Till the next time………………………………………………………Be Blest!!!  

 

Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue

 

 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee

Chatting Cats: Who’s Gonna Get Ya’

Meow…MeOw…MeeeeOWwwwww  Mommy, come here and see. Me used the pawtty box. You need to come clean it…Now!.. MeOWWwww  (Dezi sits on the human toilet and meows

 

Dezi sits on toilet

 

 

 

          Ya’ know sissy, you could’a used the litter robot and it would’a cleaned itself. 

 

Dezi and Raena watch the Litter Robot Open Air Litter Box

 

 

 

Why would me do that Raena? Me wanted mommy to come back here to me. Besides, me really had to go and couldn’t wait fur it to finish cyclin’ from your visit. (Mommy A makes her way to the bathroom and cleans the litter box. As mommy A makes her way back to the living room, Dezi runs towards her and stops short. Mommy A grins and turns back to see Dezi.

 

Dezi plays on scratcher

 

 

 

     Are you gonna get me Dezi? (Mommy A bends, looks away and back at Dezi and says…) Don’t get me baby, oh noooooo (Dezi crouches, wiggles her back side and zooms past mommy and jumps on the scratcher and starts scratching. As mommy A approaches Dezi crouches again and reaches out and pats mommy A’s leg as she walks by.

 

You’re it mommy, me got ya’. (Raena jumps off the back of the chair and onto the scratcher with Dezi)  Hissssssssss Stop Raena, me’s playin’ with mommy.

 

          But sissy, I’s wanna play too. (Dezi and Raena exchange paw pats and Dezi runs up the Liberty cat tree followed by Raena) I’s got you sissy, you’re it!!! 

 

Raena sits on cat tree with mouth open

 

 

 

You can’t get me Raena, you’re not it, mommy is. 

 

          Really sissy? By the way, what is it?  

 

What? You ask too many questions Raena. It’s just it. That’s the name of the game. 

 

          Well, I’s think that’s kind of a silly name fur a game sissy. (Raena jumps back onto the chair by mommy A and begins to bathe while Dezi does the same atop the cat tree.) 

 

Raena lays on the back of the chair

 

 

 

That may be Raena, but me luvs playin’ it with mommy. 

 

Dezi bathing on top of the Liberty cat tree

 

 

 

          I’s like to play with mommy too, ya’ know. Not as much as I’s like cuddlin’ with her, but it’s a close second. Anyways, can you believe this is the last Furiday of the year sissy? Purretty soon it’ll be mine’s birthday again. 

 

Yeah well, not fur a while Raena. We gotta get thru the New Year furst. Me’s plannin’ lots of cuddles with mommy as the clock strikes midnight. 

 

          Well sissy, you better be purrpared to share, cuz I’s plannin’ cuddle time with mommy too. We may not be supurr-stitious, but mommy says your year will be full of whatever you’re doin’ when the clock strikes twelve on the New Year. So, I’s plannin’ on a year full of luvs and cuddles. 

 

Raena gets loving while laying in mommy's lap

 

 

 

Of course you are Raena. C’mon, we need to finish our brekky. Me heard mommy on the fone with the doctor’s office yesfurday and me thinks ya’ll are gonna have to go out in a bit. 

 

          You’re right sissy. I’s gonna run link us up with Comedy Plus fur Feline Furiday. Be right back.

 

Dezi cuddles on mommy's lap

 

 

 

Sure thing Raena, me will just keep mommy’s lap warm till you get back. 

 

Till the next time……………………………………………..Be Blest!!!   

 

Dezi:  Vibrant Blue 

Raena:  Navy Blue  

Mommy A:  Black

 

 

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

 

Deztinee and RaenaBelle

Chatting Cats: Feline Friday Plans

MeOW WooHoo It’s furinally Furiday!!! And let me tell ya’, it’s cold and yucky and gray outside. There’s like a bazillion dead leaves all over the place. Everytime mommy opens the door they try to get inside. Ya’ know, some places have these really purretty leaves, but not us. Nope, our leaves are all one color…dead. That reminds me, in case you missed our announcement, Service Cat Furidays will return in the new year. We’re just takin’ a little break. What with the holidays comin’ and all, we thought mommy’s brain could use a little rest. After all, she is the one that has to do all the research and stuffs fur our Service Cat postys. In the meantime, you can always ketch up on any posts from our series by clickin’ the links on our Training Tips and Everything Feline page. And you can always send us your questions via our Contact page. 

 

Dezi lays on scratcher while Raena stands behind and watches

 

 

 

          Wha’ch’a doin’ sissy? 

 

Nuffin’ Raena. Me was just remindin’ peeps that our educational Furidays will be back. Ya’ know, lots of peeps come here on Furidays that don’t come by the rest of the week. Me just wanted to remind ‘em that things would be back to normal after the holidays. Me’s favorite holidays are Fanksgivin’ and Christmas; and they’ll both be here befur ya’ know it.

 

Raena lays on the back of the chair post surgeryMine’s eyes are doin’ really good as you can see.

 

 

 

          I’s can’t wait fur Christmas sissy. But furst, we’ve got your birthday/gotchaday pawrty next week. Me and mommy are gonna be workin’ all weekend to put the final touches together. Since we spent so long without the innernet we didn’t get to it earlier. 

 

Dezi scratches cat scratcher while looking at the camera

 

 

 

Me’s gettin’ really x’cited Raena. Me can’t wait to see what you have planned. Me sure hopes it’s better than your business plans. Come to think of it, you haven’t had one of those in a while. What’s up? 

 

          Well sissy, it’s not fur the lack of thinkin’, but t’ween plannin’ your pawrty and mine’s surgery, I’s just haven’t had the time to put anythin’ together to purrpose. 

 

Me thought fur sure you’d have somethin’ planned befur the holidays Raena. We need to do somethin’ so we can get each other and mommy a purresent.

 

Raena lays on the back of the chair one week post surgery

 

 

 

          Actually sissy, I’s just thought we could go with some of those Purrs With A Purr-Puss. You know how much mommy luvs a good purr. And fanky fankfully, we don’t need any green papers to buy ‘em. I’s been checkin’ the ads and even ifin we started a business now we wouldn’t be able to raise enuff to buy anythin’. Y, I’s couldn’t believe the store’s chargin’ almost $3.00 a pound fur a turkey tom lurkey. I’s didn’t even check to see what they were chargin’ fur hams. ‘Specially since the crazy peeps ‘round here just approved another couple of tax increases. (Raena shakes her head) I’s just don’t get it?. We already have the highest taxes of anypawdy at 10 purrcent and now they wanna go and add another 3/4’s cent to it.

 

Well then, Purrs With A Purr-Puss it is Raena. Maybe we can think of somethin’ else to go with it t’ween now and then. Me doesn’t know where these peeps get the money fur all these taxes. Anyways, as mommy always says, Ya’ can’t miss what ya’ don’t have. 

 

          True sissy, mommy says that a lot. So, ya’ wanna go play? I’s have a little time befur I’s need to get back to mine’s plannin’. 

 

Dezi's Venetian Carnival Birthday party invite

 

 

 

Sure Raena, me will play fur a bit. But, when me meows enuff, that’s it. Okay? Let me just link up with Comedy Plus fur Feline Furidays right quick and me will be right behind ya’. Don’t furget to send in your pawrty fotos to be included in the pawrty post and contest. Me hears Raena’s plannin’ a big surpurrise fur the winner.

 

Till the next time……………………………………………………Be Blest!!! 

 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue 

Raena: Navy Blue 

 

 

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

Deztinee and RaenaBelle

Chatting Cats: The Internet’s What…

Hey, is anypawdy out there? It’s me, RaenaBelle. Meowllo? Is anypawdy in here? Sissy, come here, I’s need your help. Purrleeeeease…Nuffin’ be workin’. I’s can’t get anythin’ on this machine to work. I’s tried all the browsers and I’s pushed buttons that I’s don’t even know what they’re fur…and nuffin’. What’s wrong with it sissy? 

 

Dezi lays with arm hanging over edge of the liberty cat tree while Raena bathes on the shelf below her.

 

 

 

          Why are you askin’ me Raena? How should me know what’s up with the computer? Why don’t you ask mommy?

 

She’s busy. She keeps pokin’ a pin in that box with all the lights (modem) and tryin’ to call somepawdy, sissy. 

 

 

Dezi lays on small perch

 

 

 

          (Mommy A finally picks up the cell phone to call the internet provider after trying to reset the modem numerous times to no avail. The automated system picks up and asks a lot of questions, altho’ the opportunity to speak with a live person isn’t one of them.)  Uh Oh Raena, me has a feelin’ this day just went from bad to worse. Mommy hates talkin’ to those silly machines. And did you hear it tell her that a live operator wouldn’t have any more infurmation than it did? Seems the innernet’s out all over ‘round here. Guess it’s a good thing we got that smarty pants fone or we wouldn’t know that even. 

 

Raena lays on cat tree after surgery

 

 

 

The innernet’s out?!! What do you mean the innernet’s out?!! How does that even happen? What are all our furiends doin’? How are we s’posed to check our mail, or edit our fotos or get our posty out? How are we gonna survive? We neeeeeeeed the innernet, sissy. I’s got plans to make and things to do and… 

 

          Slow down Raena and take a deep breath. Furst of all, the whole innernet ain’t out all over the world, just ours. Well, and maybe everypawdy within a hunnerd miles of us. And, the silly machine said they’re aware of it and they’re tryin’ to fix it. So, hopefully it’ll be back on soon. Most ‘purrtantly, our furiends will unnerstand. These things just happen sometimes, and there’s nuffin’ we could’a done to stop it. Hopefully, it won’t be out long. 

 

How can you be so calm, sissy? I’s still have so much left to do to get ready fur your pawrty next week. 

 

Dezi's Venetian Carnival Birthday party inviteThere’s still time to send in your pawrty fotos.

 

 

 

          Me really ‘purreciates all the work you’re puttin’ into me’s pawrty Raena, but me’s sure it’s gonna be great. Me never wanted you to be so stressed out. Me wants you to enjoy it too. Ya’ know, cuz you didn’t really get to have a pawrty fur your special day this year, me was thinkin’ we could both enjoy this bash, ‘specially since you’re feelin’ better. 

 

Y, Fanky fank you sissy. That sure is nice of you to share your catabration with me. 

 

Dezi looks outside door from the liberty cat tree

 

 

 

          ‘Course RaenaBelle, what are big susfurs fur?. (Dezi mumbles under her breath) Besides, mommy would make me share whether me wants to or not. Anyways, (Dezi turns and meows to Raena) Me’s sure there’ll be purrlenty of food and fun fur everyone.  (Mommy A picks up Dezi and puts her in her harness) MeOW  Wait a minute, where are we goin’? The last kitty out that door didn’t come back lookin’ too good. Me’s not goin’…Hisssssssss 

 

Raena sits on cat tree and looks to the side

 

 

 

I’s wanna go, take me mommy. Me, me meeeeeeeeeow. 

 

          Ah, votin’. ‘kay, me doesn’t mind goin’ then. You can’t go till your eyes are all better Raena. Mommy doesn’t wanna take any chances with infection ‘n stuffs. Don’t worry, we won’t be long, we’re just goin’ up the street. (A short time later, Dezi and mommy A return from the polls with news

          RaenaBelle, oh, there you are. Hey we heard the innernet’s out till some time tomorrow (Wednesday). We ran into the innernet fixer at the polls and he said they had a transfurmer out and had to order a pawrt. So, c’mon, let’s go play with our nanners.

 

Raena lays on the liberty cat tree

 

 

 

Okay sissy, just let me try to figger out how to make a facebutt posty with the smarty pants fone. 

 

Dezi rolls on Yeowww nip toy

 

 

 

          You’ve been workin’ on that all day Raena, just give it up. Our fone’s too smart to let us open facebutt. Quit downloadin’ apps ya’ gotta turn ‘round and delete. We’ll have our computer back tomorrow. Till then, we can live like we did befur tech invaded our house. C’mon, me will show ya’ how. 

 

I’s comin’ sissy. Kittens!!! I’s can’t believe peeps once lived without tech. (Raena shakes her head while trying to imagine what it would be like to not have computers and technology)

 

Till the next time……………………………………………..Be Blest!!!  

 

Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue 

 

 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee