Off Limits

Meowllo evewypawdy we hope you had a good week cuz da weekend’s finally here. Now as you know weez joined up wiff da Bloggin’ A to Z Challenge fur Apwil and today’s letter is O. As you can see fwum ow title weez  chose to talk ‘bout what be Off Limits. Me knows what yous finkin’. Yous didn’t fink anyfin’ wuz off limits wound here since mommy dusn’t tell us NO, wight?. Well even tho’ weez not hear da word no dat offen, there awe a foo places dat be off limits. Weez not allowed on da kitchen counter. Nope, not at all. Sis Lexi sez there wuz a time when she wusn’t allowed on da table. But dat all changed da furst time mommy had surgewy and kuldn’t bend over to feed her. And weez not allowed on any of da shelves dat mommy has her stuff on. But ifin she happens to clear one to say dust…well we declare open season on dat shelf. MOL Well those be a foo of da off limits wound ow house. But not zactly da off limits ow posty be dealin’ wiff today.

Me will take care of you sissy.

As you all know mommy luvs us mowe than anyfin’, and we luv her wight back. And as you all know we purray ovew evewyfin’ and mommy purrays fur us all da time. And as you also know weez be Service cats and dwive mommy to da pawdee box woom evewy meownin’. While we be in there, sis Lexi usually gets up on da vanity beside da sink and hooman pawdee box. Well just yesfurday meownin’ mommy wuz lookin’ at Lexi layin’ there lookin’ all purretty and watchin’ mommy bwush hers teefies and then she looked ovew and saw me sittin’ on da hooman pawdee box lookin’ purretty and watchin’ her and she told us how much she luvved us. Well of course we boff stawted to purr. We do this evewy meownin’ actually. Mommy sez it gets weally loud in da there cuz it just bounces off da walls and ceilin’.

Me luvs you sissy. I’z lubz youz too Dezi.

After we finished up we headed to da kitchen to get ow bwekky. And not 5 minutes after sis Lexi stawted eatin’ she went and fwu evewyfin’ up. And me ain’t talkin’ ‘bout a little puddle of fwo up eevew. Meez talkin’ ‘bout da oceans of fwo up scattered fwum da livin’ room, down da hall, in da bedroom and endin’ in da pawdee box room on da litter mat. Soon as mommy had legs hers wuz cleanin’ it up and cwyin’. Mommys do cwy ovew sum of da stwangest fings. Anyways when she finally got it all cleaned up she wuz sweatin’ (side effect fwum hers medicine) and still cwyin’. Sis Lexi had jumped up on da vanity and me wuz layin’ in da shower chair in fwunt of da tub. Mommy sat down on da hooman pawdee box and stawted pettin’ us and tellin’ us how much she luvs us and needs us.

 

And then she stawted purrayin’ fur God to make sissy feel all better. And then she told God, “They’re my babies God. I am so grateful you gave them to me to take care of, but I’m not finished. I need my Lexi and so does Dezi and she needs us. So just back off and heal her cuz she’s OFF LIMITS!!! You can’t have her. You gave them to me and I’m not ready to give them back. So just alter Your course and make them both healthy and whole because Lexi and Dezi are OFF LIMITS YOU HEAR ME!!?”  Well tween mommys wisin’ voice and ow wumblin’ purrs it wuz almost like da room wuz movin’. Well we continued ow luv fest fur a while longer and then we went back up to da fwunt so mommy kuld fix her anudder cup of coffee and get sissy sumfin’ else to eat. And ya’ know what? Sissy ate and kep it all down, and then she had a yummy nummy big dinner too. Weez bet lots of yous feel dat way ‘bout yous furry babies too.

Weez also joinin’ Rascal and Rocco’s Pet Pawade Blog Hop and da Create Wiff Joy Furiendship Furiday Blog Hop. And me will be goin’ wiff da Cat Scouts and meez Andy on anudder virtual twip to Pawis this weekend. Do yous hoomans purray ovew you a lot? Ifin yous da hooman do yous purray fur yous furries? And have you evew told God dat Hims kuldn’t take one of them? 

Till da next time………………………………..Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

Dezi and Lexi