Meowllo everypawdy, me hopes you’re havin’ a good week so far. It’s stormin’ here again, and mommy’s been tryin’ to get ready fur this months inspection which happens today. Ifin only me could wrangle da carpet monster or da mop, me could help. But alas, no fumms. Mommy says it’s okay, she doesn’t expect me to do dat kind of work. Whew Me’s sure glad ‘bout dat, cuz me still isn’t sure how me feels about da carpet monster. You know dat thing sucks up everythin’ in it’s path. It’s eaten more than one of me’s toys and they’re never da same when It spits ‘em back out. Me keeps tellin’ mommy she oughtta get one of those little round robotic carpet monsters. They’re much quieter and me’s seen more than one kitty sittin’ on and directin’ ‘em without those opposable fumms. Anyways, enough ‘bout cleanin’.
Da other day mommy told me she had a dream ‘bout a kitten. And then outta da blue da next day one of me’s Facebook awnties pm’d us and said she had dreamed ‘bout a kitten fur us too. Well me thinks they both may be drinkin’ too much coffee. Or maybe somepawdy laced their coffee. Yep it could very well be dat somepawdy slipped ‘em somethin’ in their coffee. You know “dream about kittens” pills?. Fur both of ‘em to be dreamin’ ‘bout kittens sopmething’s gotta be goin’ on. Me’s Facebook awnty lives across da pond and has purrlenty of kitties herself, so dat’s why she’s certain she was dreamin’ ‘bout kittens fur us. And then me saw mommy checkin’ out new kitty stuffs online. Me thinks mommy may be losin’ it.
Service Cats U.S. 
DEZI…SAY SAFE IN DE STORMZ….& JUST PURR HAPZ….PURR HAPZ…..EWE WILL BEE GETTIN A NEW SISTURR SOOON !! 🙂 ♥♥♥
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It are Kitten Season . . .
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Oh yes, it’s true! Once the ‘cuum from the planet Doom gets hold of a toy, that toy really is never the same when spit back out. MOUSES!
Purrs,
Seville.
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Dezi, maybe it’s time to turn on the extra charm, so your momma is overjoyed with only you!
But, I’ll bet you’d love to have a playmate and cuddlebunny friend.
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If you get a new sibling that’s nice and peaceful to be around, then it’s a good thing. If you end up with a pain the tush like Macy…well…maybe you should run it over with the carpet monster. BOL!
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MOL Oh Noodle sorry you have to deal with a pain in da tushy. Me sure hopes dat doesn’t happen to me. Me is da Queen after all. Everypawdy must bow down to me.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Good luck with that inspection today Dezi! As for your Mom looking at kitty stuff online, I just think she’s getting closer to finding a baby sister for you who can learn how to help your Mom like you do – and THAT would be tons of fun!
Hugs, Sammy
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Ya’ think Sammy?
Luv ya’
Dezi
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We hope the inspection goes well and that the storms stay away!
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I think it is a reason to be happy… you maybe will get a sister… I wish I had a sister too… but not my litter sister, she is a mean beast and growled at me :o)
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Ya’ think dat’s what mommy’s up to Easy? Me can be your sisfur. We just live far apart.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Dezi maybe your Mom is worried that you are lonely without Lexi.
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Send some of that weather here to my drought ridden city. And oh boy look at that photo of you. I bet Cat Du Soleil would grab your dancing self up in a minute! That’s so impressive. ❤
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Oh me wishes me could send our weather to you. We’s had rain and storms fur so long now me needs to order galoshes. Me doesn’t think anything’s ever gonna dry up again. And fank you, me tries. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi
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