Meowllo everypawdy, you are not gonna believe what happened last week. Me’s loungin’ ‘round just tremblin’ under da chair enjoyin’ da rains and thunder and mommy brings in a postcard and says it’s fur me. Well let me tell ya’, me luvs to get mail, so me couldn’t wait fur mommy to read it to me. Da front had these cutesy fotos of kitties and doggies, so me could only ‘magine good things. Maybe me had won a lifetime supply of noms. Or better yet, a lifetime supply of freeze dried chicken breast treats. Those chunks of white meat chicken are so yummy, me can taste ‘em now. (looks off dreamily and licks lips) Anyways, me ask mommy to read it to me.
Big mistake furiends. Ifin ya’ get a postcard in da mail with cutesy kitties and doggies on it…throw it out, tear it up, rip it to shreds, eat it, just do somethin’ with it befur da peeps get a chance to see it. It’s da postcard from hell. Dat stinky ‘ole VET had da nerve to send me a card tellin’ me to tell mommy to call them up and make a ‘pointment fur me to get poked and purrodded. Can you believe dat? Me’s respawnse to dat postcard? Sure thing doctor C me will get right on dat. Me can’t wait to be manhandled and jabbed. Me’s gonna tell mommy to make dat call ASAP. Yeah, right. What’s up with them? Do they think me actually likes them? Do me’s hisses and growls not tell them clear ‘nuff dat me doesn’t enjoy me’s time there? Me told mommy dat she could just throw dat out and ignore it all together.
But alas, mommy had da nerve to call over to da VETs office and schedule an appointment. Me has to find some place to hide or else me will be getting’ assaulted Fursday meownin’. Dat’s right, me’s ‘pointment is Fursday at 11 o’clock. Me may just have to give da VET da ‘ole whacky paw so he’ll get da message and not be sendin’ anymore of those cutesy postcards. Me hopes your day goes better than me’s day. As you’ve purrobably figgered out by now, we’re way behind on our visitin’. Just wait, you’ll find out ‘zactly why later this week. And hopefully things will get back to normal soon. Seems mommy’s monthly doctor’s ‘pointment is Wednesday, and of course there’s all this lease re-certification stuffs mommy has to get together, so we’s plannin’ a big ketch up with you all this weekend and when we can durin’ da week. Seems June is a really busy month fur us. Me’s gonna wrap it up now, da lawn crew just showed up. Kittens!!! And it’s only miserable Monday. So much fur me’s nappin’ and strollin’ plans. Mommy, ifin ya’ need me, me will be UTB.
Remember, be suspicious of all cutesy animal postcards addressed to us furries. It’s most likely da postcard from hell.
Till da next time…………………………………….Be Blest!!!
Do you get reminder notices from your VET?
Do you (your kitty) like your VET?
Service Cats U.S. 
Holy CARP…..that was a mean trick!
The Florida Furkids
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Sorry you have to go to the stabby place, but it is good to get a checkup every year. I am sorry you keep getting storms, that would drive me crazy- I am worst than the cats are about that. Good luck with all the appointments. XO
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Fank you awnty Ellen. Da storms are drivin’ me crazy too.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Yup, those kind of evil cards come in our mailbox, too. Hisses!
We sing loud songs all the way there, but on the way back we are a lot quieter, we used up all our purrtests and are ready to get home, ASAP! Hope the rest of your day is quieter after the noisy lawn machines go away. And purrs and hugs to you ad your Mommy to get through all thus extra work that June brings along with it.
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Sorry your day is going so bad. Oscar is not going to be very happy with us come the 14th. We have an appoinment for him at the vet too. And let me tell you that he doesn’t do good at all in a carrier. Just getting him in it will be a chore in it’s self. My son has only had him at the vet once and it didn’t go well at all. All claws came out plus teeth. It should be sooooo much fun. NOT. We did get him a new carrier and have it sitting out for him to get use to it. He sleeps in it a lot. I worry now that he will not not go near it again after the vet visit. I told my son he needs to get Oscar a cave bed. He likes to be surrounded but still see out.
You and Mommy be careful on your doctors visits. I hope you day gets better sweetie.
Love you very much precious Dezi and Mommy. Hugs and kisses.
Mary
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Aaaaaaw Fanks awnty Mary. Me bets ifin Oscar is likin’ his new carrier then he’ll like it even after da VET visit. Me luvs da stroller even tho’ mommy sometimes takes me places me doesn’t like.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Under the bed looks a good place to hide until you’re sure that the evil vet won’t torture you Dezi.
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Aww, Dezi, what a terrible postcard to receive in the mail. But come Thursday afternoon, it will all be over with and I’m sure you’ll get extra treats that day. Hugs!
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After me spills all da news you better bet me better be gettin’ more than a few extra treats. MOL But fank you.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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I knew the second I started reading this what it was!! Ohhh yesss we get those same “cutesy” reminders!! I even blogged about it last year or the year before! Always get the mail (or email, they get ya there too!) FIRST! Love, Cody catchatwithcarenandcody
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MOL Fanks Cody, mommy will never see another of those cards ifin me can help it. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Yes, We get reminder postcards from the Evil Vet too. We know it’s for Our Own Good but that doesn’t mean We have to like it, does it?
Still, We don’t DISLIKE her.
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I hear ya… I’ve got such a card a couple of weeks ago too… there was a laughing dog on the front side and I thought I maybe won the lottery… but nope it was an invitation to get a tailmometer at a place we don’t talk about and while bearing needle-torture…
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Oh Easy, it’s all just so undignified me says. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi
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What a horrifying postcard!!! … I suspect we’ll soon get something similar.
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