Well so far it hasn’t been any less crazy round here this year than it was last year. Me thinks fur dat to happen we wuld have to become totally different cats and peep and move to sum far away place. Guess we will keep our crazy, weez kinda used too it. MOL So anyways, da garbage disposal went out over da weekend while mommy was usin’ it. So da sink smelled really disgustin’ yesfurday when mommy reported it to da manager fur fixin’ or replacin’. Of course da manager thinks mommy knows nuffin’ so she sed she wuld be down in a few minutes to look at it. Now mind you it’s not just mommy who knows nuffin’ accordin’ to da manager, all da other residents who moved here from homes they had owned know nuffin’ eever.
So da manager finally comes over and flips da disposal switch and…nuffin’. Mommy told her she had already tried da reset button afur callin’ in da work order. She looked ‘round a minute and then pulled out da S shaped tool what comes wiff everything you gotta put together these days, and fell to da floor. She’s a big lady and when she hit da floor there was a big boom. Me came runnin’ to da kitchen and when me saw her, me hissssssssssed and spit and ran. Me dusn’t like her or da way she’s treated mommy fru da years and me takes every oppurrtunity to let her know. MOL Anyways, she started unscrewin’ da disposal and had mommy continually flip da switch. Again and again nuffin’ happened. She finally got up and said she wuld need to call her supervisor to get purrmission to call da plumber. Mommy sed she had a doctors pointment so it wuld have to be late afternoon or da next day. Da manager told her it wuld be after 5:00 p.m. when da plumber got off work. Yep sounds kinda shady to us too, but at this point we just want da sinks to drain, da disposer to work and da stench to be gone.
So off to da doctor we went. Seems everypawdy round here is sick and da whole waitin’ room was full of snot noses and coughin’ peeps. Fank catness we got right in and hopefully mommy didn’t ketch any of those germs. MOL It felt like we travelled all over creation, but when we got home it was still afur 5 so mommy started watchin’ fur this mysterious plumber. She was exhausted, but hoped to have everything workin’ again afur sissy and me ate dinner. But by our dinnertime nopawdy had showed up so mommy closed da house up and gave us our noms. Furst thing this meownin’ mommy called da office to get a status update ‘bout dat mystery plumber and was told he wuld be here today sumtime after 4:00 p.m. cuz he usually handles things out here on his way home. Yep, still sounds shady but da stench today is worse than yesfurday, so we just want it fixed.
And we gotta get wiff those helps peeps today ‘bout our open id so we can start commentin’ again. So it looks like da start of another crazy day in Deziz World fur all of us. And while all this be goin’ on mommy’ll be tryin’ to ketch up on last seasons’ Teen Wolf. Me knows. Mommy hasn’t been a teen in a long time, and she never saw da actual movie but she got hooked on da series when it furst came on. (Fur those of ya’ wunnerin’, it’s on MTV) And hey, we saw this video da other day of sumpawdy feedin’ their kitties frozen mice. As you know mommy’s twyin’ to switch us to a raw food diet, but she isn’t quite sure she’s ready fur us to nom on a mousey, frozen or otherwise. MOL
How ‘bout you? Wuld you be inclined to eat a diet of frozen mouseys? Or wuld you as peeps feed yous kitties frozen mouseys? By da way, this be a serious question.
Till da next time…………………………….Be Blest!!!
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