Ants In Me Pantaloons

Well!!! Me Never!!!! Me has no idea what mommy is talkin’ ‘bout, ants in me pantaloons. Me dusn’t have pantaloons, me has bloomers. And there’s no ants there fur sure. Meez a very clean girly and since switchin’ to da freeze dried raw noms me hasn’t had any bloomer stinkies dat required cleanin’. So me dusn’t know why mommy finks me has ants. As a matter of fact, me hasn’t had any bugs since those nasty worms when me was a baby. So there, mommy, wha’d’ya’ say to dat?  

 

Dezi playing with a nip paper and cleaning her paw
This is a gweat piece of nip paper Ali brought fur sis Lexi and me.

You’re right sweety, you haven’t had any bugs since those nasty worms when you were a baby. And you are very clean and there’s been no accidents since switching your noms. But baby, ants in your pants is what we humans say when someone can’t sit still or calm down. And you have for sure been “antsy” lately. I know it’s been storming and raining and cold and gray outside a lot lately, but you’re about to drive me nuts. lol  

 

Me dusn’t even know where nuts is mommy. And me only drives you to da pawtty box room and da kitchen.  

 

Dezi biting on a piece of paper
Me dusn’t have ants, meez just bored.

Oh Dezi you still habz so much to learn. Nutz ain’t a place sissyfur, it’z a state of mind. 

 

A state of mind sissy? Well me didn’t learn to drive dat, did me? Da only thing mommy taught me to drive was da wheelchair. When did we learn to drive a state of mind?  

 

Dezi in stroller outside
Me luvs to go fur strolls wiff mommy.

Well Dezi dat’z not sumfin you learn to “drive”, it’s juzt sumfin’ you habz da ability to do frum da minit youz born. And you waz born wiff a lot of it. MOL  

 

Whew Me thought me missed a lesson or sumfin’. So me was born wiff an extra talent, huh? 

 

Dezi in stroller outside
What’s dat? Me sees a birdy.

(Lexi puts a paw on her head and then shakes her head) Yep Dezi you waz born wiff an extra talent alright, quite a few fur dat matter.  

 

Aaaaaaw Fank you sissy. Anyways, ants aside, da sun came out and it warmed up a bit yesfurday fur da furst and last time in a while. Me was so excited dat me was meweekin’ at mommy all meownin’. Me was playin’ wiff every toy we have and runnin’ up and down da cat tree and up and down from mommy’s lap every few minutes tellin’ her to look at da purretty day. After ‘bout da levinty thousand meweek, mommy decided to take me fur a stroll. Ah da sweet furesh air was divine. Me even heard sum birdies singin’. And we met a new neighbor and hers daughter who also be cat luvvers. They each have a rescued furry purrer in their house. And based on what they was sayin’ they spoil their kitties too. Mommy sez me be spoiled rotten, but me knows dat can’t be true cuz me dusn’t stink. Now dat garbage disposal was rotten, but me smells like a purretty girly shuld smell. Me so enjoyed meez stroll and alone time wiff mommy. It’s always nice when mommy takes da time to have sum one on one time wiff sissy and me. Mommy kuldn’t see da camera display very good cuz of all dat sunshine, but me hopes you enjoyed meez strollin’ fotos today, me sure did enjoy da purrocess of takin’ ’em. Gotta go now, da sun is here today fur da last day in a while accotdin’ to da furcast, so me has to try to get mommy to take me fur another stroll. MOL  Me dusn’t have ants in meez pantaloons but me duz wanna enjoy da nice weather while it’s here. 

 

Dezi in stroller outside
Mmmmmmmm smell dat furesh air.

Do you get antsy when you have to be cooped up because of da weather? What do you do to relieve some of dat tension? 

 

Till da next time……………………………………………Be Blest!!!

 

Dezi = Blue

Lexi = Green 

Mommy = Black

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi and Lexi

 

32 thoughts on “Ants In Me Pantaloons

  1. I am glad you don’t have ants in your pants- that would be itchy. I am also glad you got to go for a walk and meet new cat lovers. I wonder if this freed dried food gives you more energy?

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    1. Yep awnty Ellen, it suz, cuz me be in much better health. But me always gets “antsy” when we don’t go anywhere fur a while. And wiff da weather bein’ so nasty mommy just dusn’t go anywhere. But yep me is much healthier and feelin’ so much better dat me has more energy.

      Luv ya’

      Dezi and Lexi

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  2. I was accused of driving mom bonkers during all the window installation and painting. I did not lie being confined to one room. I like the room fine but not w the door shut
    Hugs
    Madi
    Ps I love your stroller

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  3. I get a little stir-crazy when I have to be inside BUT Mom lets me on the front porch from time to time to get some fresh air and that helps. I don’t stay long – maybe 60 seconds at most – but it lets me stretch my legs and get some fresh air and I feel so much better!

    Hugs, Sammy

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    1. Yep Sammy, weez not go outside like you do, but meez used to goin places wiff mommy, and so a little furesh air is always welkum. Meez holdin’ onto it cuz it’s posed to start stormin’ again soon. 😦 Stay warm.

      Luv ya’

      Dezi and Lexi

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  4. Thank you for the explanation ! Yes, we are “antsy” since a few days because it’s been raining non-stop. We (and Mum !) hope the weather improves, and we hope it improves by you as well. Purrs

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  5. I’m really glad you explained that, Dezi ’cause dad often tell me I have ants in my pants, I don’t even wear pants. Now I know what he means!
    Purrs and hugs
    Pete, Raven, Talley, Ms. Murphy and Angels Lucy, Maggie and Sylvia!

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  6. It’s still winter up here in the north and will; be until the end of March. So I don’t get antsy until March – the end of – when the sun is shinning and the temp is in the 50’s. When I see M and D go outside and sit for a minute, then I know I can beg to go out too. That is a really nice stroller you have sweetie.

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    1. Fank you Mario. It’s winter here too, we just happen to be blest to live in da Souff and have a few days of warmer temps. Me gets antsy after a day of gray. MOL

      Luv ya’

      Dezi and Lexi

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