OMC Meowllo everypawdy, hope yous had a gweat Monday. Let me tell you we had a funny Monday. Well not all of it of course, but OMC ifin only we had fumms. Just wait’ll yous see da foto we had mommy take of hers selff. MOL Afur me tells ya ‘bout it me must pawlogize fur puttin’ up ow posty so late again. We got it written on time and wuz gunna post it but we had no innewnets. Only it wusn’t da innewnets fawlt. Can yous believ it? Not AT&T’s fawlt? Hmmmph Weez kuld hawdly believ it ow selves. You know mommy sez dat AT&T be one of da foo fings dat she finks kuld make a angel sin. Da udder…Ow management company. As you know we had sum major we-duin’ wound ow pawtment just a foo mumffs ago, and soon discovered dat to save gween papers (course we knew dat fwum da beginnin’) da management company used every short-cut they kuld. And dat they changed out da switchplates all over da pawtment. But they didn’t just change out da switchplates, they changed out da whole fing. And in duin’ so da wirin’ got all messed up. Cuz of course a weal lectwician costs lots more gween papers than sum barely twained maintenance man.
Weez playin’ Gotcha
We noticed it first wiff ow fone, and amazinly AT&T fixed it. Then it wuz da teevee, and Dish fixed dat. Well da new light fixtures they put in wiff da ceilin’ fan has gone out a foo times and when mommy can finally get up there to change da light bulbs, all da wigglin’ hers duz to it pawently fixes da short and it comes back on. Cuz it’s not da bulbs, it’s da wirin’. And dat wirin’ connects to da same stuffs (like we know what all dat’s called) dat ow innewnet and fone and fweezer be on. So it knocked everyfin’ out. It wuz so late, mommy sed weez wuld deal wiff it after we got a good nights rest. So first fing this meownin’ mommy had to work on da innewnet connection and move it so we kuld get ow posty up. So, weez late again, but hopefully ow funny will make up fur it.
- OMC Fank ya’ Miss Ellen.
And weez wanna fank Miss Ellen fwum 15 and Meowin’ fur da pawsum made wiff luv toys and all da joint tweats. Hers posted and asked ifin anypawdy wanted ’em cuz they wusn’t workin’ in hers house. And wiff sis Lexi eatinn’ and not eatin’ then she isn’t gettin’ much of hers Barley Cat lately, so we jumped on those joint tweats Miss Ellen had. And she sent a whole bunch and a Barley Cat too. WooHoo Specially now dat sissy seems to be eatin’ purretty good again. And she wuz also nie nuff to send us sum made wiff luv toys dat we luvved.
As you know it’s been cold here lately. Hoo is me kiddin’, ifin yous liv in da U.S. it’s been cold everywhere. Well mommy wishes we kuld all hibernate when it gets this cold, but stead she took half da day off to do sum much needed cleanin’. See since it wuz in da teens wiff even lower wind chill factors, we didn’t even open da door fur a kupple of days. So we had sum twash dat needed to go out and sum sweepinn’ and moppinn’ dat needed to be dun among udder fings. Mommy hadn’t cooked nuffin’ so there wusn’t any food or anyfin’ like dat in da twash, and hers washes out ow canned noms afur frwoin’ ‘em in there, so nuffin’ to cause bugs or stink, just twash dat by it’s very definition is yucky. MOL But Monday wusn’t any warmer than da last foo days. But mommy hates to hav twash in da house, so she wuz determined to get it out of here.
- Here’s mommys selfie as da Eskeemo .
So she got all bundled up in hers big, heavy, hooded, it’s fureezin’ coat, a a scawf wrapped wound hers neck and pulled up to hers eyes on hers face, and nice wooley mittens dat one of ow facebook awnties sent her. OMC Yous shulda seen hers. Sis Lexi and me wuz rollin’ wound laffin’ so hawd…ifin only we had fumms and kuld work da camewa fingy. Even da neighbor came out to see ifin mommy wuz okay. She sed yous look like an Eskeemo, to= mommy. (Weez not hav anyfin’ against Eskimos, so this is not meant to be derogitory) Mommy sez dat when yous dwivin’ da wheelchair against da wind, it gets even colder than it alweady is. Anyways when she got back in da house and took all hers gawb off she sed she had to sit down a minute and get warm. Me jumped up in hers lap and twied to warm her up. She felt likd a chilly bowl of ice cweam. Me even got a little chilled sittin’ in hers lap on hers cold bwitches. But me got hers all warmed up and she went on wiff da house cleanin’. Fank Catness she didn’t hav time to run da cawpet monster, but me guesses dat means she’s gunna be takin’ sim more time away fwum da puter and meez duties to do dat nex.
- Meez gettin’ warm by da lectwic fire place
Well meez gunna wrap it up fur today so dat meez posty’s not even later, and me can get on wiff meez visitin’. Purrlease come back tomowwo as we be plannin’ one of ow educational postys.
Till da nex time………………..Be Blest!!!
Service Cats U.S. 
I agree that wiring sounds super dodgy! I hope someone can have a look at it for you 🙂 as for mum..well Eskimos sure are everywhere in the US I think with the cold snap..mum looks ready for action indeed hahaa 🙂 stay warm and enjoy those treats 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx
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Weez hope we can get a weal lectwician fix it all up too, but he’ll hav to work wiff what’s alweady here. And dat kuld be a mess. MOL
Mommy sez dat even this wusn’t enuff to keep hers completely warm. MOL She’s a wimp when it comes to da cold. Hav a gweat day.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Oh I am with mum.the cold makes me ache..unless I have the sweats when I say bring it on hahahhaah 🙂 loves and have a great day Fozziemum xxx
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you should be careful with that wiring…maybe see about a real professional checking it out cuz it could maybe cause a fire-that is scary and i am worried for you girls. i love your silly story bout your mommy and the picture…i am so used to the cold that i wear my spring jacket and dont even bundle up(people think im crazy…mol) but i kind of like the cold-i hate hot weather! you girls stay warm and enjoy your new toys and treats-thats very nice you got those. we got some catnip balls from a secret sender the other day and the catnip was so strong that ivan was going nuts over the envelope they came in…MOL!! hope you have a great day…love you girls lots!! ❤
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Yep we know weez livin’ in a powder keg, but we can only do what management will allow, so weez waitin’ on them…again. glad yous got sum gweat toys, dat’s very nice of hooever.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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you can get your own electrician and take it out of the rent by law if they do not fix it properly just so you know. i had to do that at one of my apartments before. if you have any questions about it…just message me. love you girls and want you to be safe!! ❤
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Only ifin is less than $100.00 and they hav to be given 2 weeks notice afur it can be dun. But just to hav a lectwician come out to da sticks where we live is a $75.00 twip fee. So no awnty April we can’t. And we don’t hav da munny in da first place to pay hims and take it off da rent. Weez a little too poor fur fings like dat and they know it.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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MOL MOL MOL! Eskimo Mom! Hope it warms up soon!
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Fank You.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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That’s a GREAT Eskimo Selfie your Mom took! We know about cold here too – my Mom looks like some kind of abominable snowman when she gets ready to go outside. My fur coat is good enough for me!
Hugs, Sammy
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MOL Ow mommys Sammy, they awe sumfin’ els huh?. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Your Mom is a cute Eskimo. I am glad you got the package and I hope Lexi has better luck with the treats than Spooky did ( everything upsets his tummy). Glad you like the toys too 🙂 Keep warm or your Mom will dress you up like Eskimos too.
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Fank you Miss Ellen, and fanks fur all da goodies. Lexi luvs da tweats and they don’t seem to bodder her at all.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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OMC your Mommy is funny looking…we sure wish you did have fumms!
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Yep she looks a bit widiculous dusn’t she. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Aww, your mommy is a pretty cute Eskimo! 🙂 The weather here is kind of funny! Yesterday it was freezing cold and today it was warm and sunny… Stay warm and safe, sweeties! 😀 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
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Aaaaaw Fank you. We fink she looks funny, but we still luv her. Enjoy yous warmff, weez posed to get sum this weekend too. Paws cwossed it happens.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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your Mommy is an awfully cute Eskimo! xoxo
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Fank ya’ Cody. MOL She’s a bit embawwased, but we luv her.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Your mom does look funny, but it gave Jan an idea for how to solve the problem of her hood falling down into her eyes. Wrap a scarf around her head first. It’s cold and damp. Foggy all day yesterday! Eerie.
Is that an electric or gas space heater in the picture?
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Glad Jan got a good idea fwum mommys funny. MOL And it’s just a cheap little lectwic fir place. Weez not hav any gas in ow pawtment. We bought it a foo years ago on a payment plan, as even cheap is spensive to us. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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What weirdos your management company is…think I’ve said that before. Your home needs an electrician to sign off that the work was done properly or there could be a problem and then the management company would be in big doo doo. Your mom as an eskimo was so funny. She makes a very nice eskimo. Now you’re ready to visit us Audra. hehe
(((Shoko)))
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Yep, weez all sed dat ’bout them. And da shortcuts they took be against da laws of ow state and da rules of housing, but they don’t care. So now weez gotta go fwu a mess to get them to send a lectwician out to fix it. And it’s gunna cost more than it wulda ifin they’d just called a lectwician in da first place. But this is da way they do everyfin’. Stupid, they awe. MOL
Mommy sez fanks. MOL But hers dusn’t fink this wuld work where yous awe, it’s even colder there. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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