WooHoo it’s finally Furiday!!! As yous all know meez been covewin’ sum vewy sewious topics lately, and they needed to be covewed; but me fawt since it be Furiday me wuld lighten up and take yous fur a spin in meez mommy’s wheelchair. Awe ya’ up fur it? Do yous wanna go fur a ride? It’s okay and purrfectly safe. Mommy sez meez a gweat dwiver and ifin yous weally scawed, there be a seat belt yous can put on. 
Can yous believe they put a seat belt on a chair dat can’t go any fastew than 10 miles an hour? Well they do. So stwap up and away we go. Yous know when me came to liv wiff mommy me had no idea what meez life wuz gunna be like. Me knew it wuld be better than what it had been but me kulda nevew magined all da fun me wuz in fur. 
- Me wuz still a little tyke back when me wuz learnin’ to dwive.
Dwivin lessons wuz sum of meez favowits. this one meownin’ Me wuz suwe me finally had gotten dwivin’ dat chair to da pawdee box room down pat. So when it came time to head fur da pawdee box room me hopped onto mommy’s lap and wight into da dwivin’ spot. Sis Lexi meowed dat she wuld meet us in there, and meez just shook me head at hers and meowed she not know what she be missin’. Me looked up at mommy and hers sed, “Okay Dezi, let’s go.” Oh wow, me wuz so excited. Me put meez mouff on da joystick and pawed da power button and pushed us furward vewy slowly.
As weez inched furward, sis Lexi ran past us, and not wantin’ hers to get to da pawdee box room afur us, meez pushed da joystick furward as faw as it wuld go. It’s okay, mommy turns da speed down to only 2 baws at night so weez can’t actually go much faster than ‘bout a mile an hour. ‘Cept sumtime in da night, Lexi or me (not tellin’ hoo) accidentally tuwned on da chair and hit da speed button and tuwned it up to all da baws. So me and mommy took off like lightnin’, meez means white lightnin’ fur suwe. Weez wusn’t playin’ wound dat’s fur suwe. We wuz flyin’. Soarin’ wiff da twin jets we wuz. 
Course da jolt weez got fwum da chair takin’ off had purrpelled us boff backwards and me twyin’ to keep hold of da joystick pulled it back so weez went in wevewse. BOOM!!! Wight into da bed, and then….BIG BOOM!!! As da hospital bed whose wheels wusn’t locked went stwaight into da wall. Me let go of da joystick and jumped down quick and looked wound. 
- now let me see ifin me got this stwaight. Me puts meez mouff on this joystick and bites down and pushes it furward, wight?
LEXI: Yeah rite. Youz jumped outta youz fur an ran under da bed. Soz I’z kaym outta da pawdee box room too chek on mommy. Leezt shez wuz okay, but youz noze herz purrawlee awlmozt peed herz pantz.
DEZI: It wusn’t dat bad Lexi, and meez came out fwum unnew da bed as soon as yous came outta da pawdee box room. 
LEXI: Yep youz did, I’z’ll gibz ya’ dat, but I’z gawdid in da chair and drobe mommy too da pawdee box room abter dat.
DEZI: And yous did a pawsum job sissyfur. At least me wuz twyin’. Yous know me wuz still weally yung and just learnin’.
LEXI: Yep sweet sis youz wuz wunderfull. And youz wuzn’t frayd too tri nubbin’. Youz a grayt driber now. Hope eberpawdy enjoyed der ride wiff ya’ today.
- Yep Dezi beez a good driber now.
DEZI: Yep meez too Lexi. Me suwe had a gweat time dwivin’ yous all into da wall by way of da bed. MOL Hope yous come back fur anudder fun filled time wiff me and sis Lexi. And ifin yous wanna ride, just holler.
Til da nex time……Be Blest!!!
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MOL!!!
Love u & mommy too!! ❤️❤️❤️
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Weez luv yous whole bunches awnty Theresa.
Hugs and Kitty Kisses
Dezi, Lexi and mommy Audra
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You can drive too? Pawsome!
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Yep Travis weez can boff dwive. Anytime yous wanna ride just holler. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Whoa! I never knew wheelchairs were so much fun. TW had one for awhile.
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Oh yes they be gweat fun. Did yous enjoy yous ride? 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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We are SO impressed! You know how to drive??? That is so awesome, Dezi and Lexi. 🙂
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Aaaaw Fank yous. It’s weally vewy easy once yous get da hang of it. Me hawdly evew runs into anyfin’ anymowe. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Mowzers! You drive and EVERYTHING? Impressive! Do you ever pop a wheelie or get a speeding ticket? We hope no officer pulls the wheelchair over and asks for your license! Whewwww…. that was an adventure!
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Y Fank yous . Meez nevew got a ticket, but yep meez has (tipped ovew) popped a wheelie a time or two. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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That sure was a wee bit scary but you are most impressive! Love ya!
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Fanks Brian, anytime yous wanna take a ride just let me know.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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WOW, what a scary adventure you had. That was one wild ride you were on. Glad everyone is safe, and nothing horrible happened.
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It wuz an adventure fur suwe Mario. But meez luvs dwivin’ da wheelchair, and me be a gweat dwiver now.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Oh WOW! You girls!!!! Can I move in? I wanna ride too 🙂 MOL You take care. Looks like you might need a drivers licence!! 😉
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Come on ovew Austin, it’s lots of fun. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Oh, Dezi. We loved seeing you as an itty bitty kitten. You are so adorable now, but you were a definite squeeeeee as a baby. Hope you will join us for our Sunday Selfies Blog Hop. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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Aaaaw Fank yous. Mommy has to load all meez fotos to da puter, cuz hers only has a foo of me as a babe and then when me wus yung and then da last year. There be lots of years missin’. Me keeps tellin’ hers to load ’em up, but she gets sidetwacked so easy. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Oh, MY!!
Then chairs can be problematic…like when one got stuck in ‘go’ mode where meowmy works (in a nursing home) and it pinned a girl meowmy works with against the sink in the bathroom…and that girl had very bruised knees, OUCH:(
Well, they are great though, for helping peeps (and their kitties), MOL, get around!
Purrs!
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OMC Fank fuly ows nevew been stuck like dat afur. Once it got stuck and wuld only go in circles, but it didn’t pin anypawdy. MOL Suwe hope da poor girly be alwight. 🙂 They awe vewy helpful and mommy can’t magine lefe wiff out it now. Hers had one fur a lot of years now and finks it’s da bomb in da meownins when hers can’t move hers legs.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Meowmy recently saw someone who had a new one…it was a Cadillac compared to his ordinary wheelchair! Bright red and shiny too, MOL!
They really are great things.
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Cool. Mommy saw one afur dat looked like a little caw, but hers kuldn’t afford it and da insuwance won’t pay fur it. MOL Mommy fawt it wuz gweat. I kuld go as fast as 4 mph and was enclosed like a caw and even had a little seat off to da side of it. Hers weally wanted it, but oh well. MOL They awe purretty pawsum. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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