WooHoo it’s finally Furiday!!! As yous all know meez been covewin’ sum vewy sewious topics lately, and they needed to be covewed; but me fawt since it be Furiday me wuld lighten up and take yous fur a spin in meez mommy’s wheelchair. Awe ya’ up fur it? Do yous wanna go fur a ride? It’s okay and purrfectly safe. Mommy sez meez a gweat dwiver and ifin yous weally scawed, there be a seat belt yous can put on. 
Can yous believe they put a seat belt on a chair dat can’t go any fastew than 10 miles an hour? Well they do. So stwap up and away we go. Yous know when me came to liv wiff mommy me had no idea what meez life wuz gunna be like. Me knew it wuld be better than what it had been but me kulda nevew magined all da fun me wuz in fur. 
- Me wuz still a little tyke back when me wuz learnin’ to dwive.
Dwivin lessons wuz sum of meez favowits. this one meownin’ Me wuz suwe me finally had gotten dwivin’ dat chair to da pawdee box room down pat. So when it came time to head fur da pawdee box room me hopped onto mommy’s lap and wight into da dwivin’ spot. Sis Lexi meowed dat she wuld meet us in there, and meez just shook me head at hers and meowed she not know what she be missin’. Me looked up at mommy and hers sed, “Okay Dezi, let’s go.” Oh wow, me wuz so excited. Me put meez mouff on da joystick and pawed da power button and pushed us furward vewy slowly.
As weez inched furward, sis Lexi ran past us, and not wantin’ hers to get to da pawdee box room afur us, meez pushed da joystick furward as faw as it wuld go. It’s okay, mommy turns da speed down to only 2 baws at night so weez can’t actually go much faster than ‘bout a mile an hour. ‘Cept sumtime in da night, Lexi or me (not tellin’ hoo) accidentally tuwned on da chair and hit da speed button and tuwned it up to all da baws. So me and mommy took off like lightnin’, meez means white lightnin’ fur suwe. Weez wusn’t playin’ wound dat’s fur suwe. We wuz flyin’. Soarin’ wiff da twin jets we wuz. 
Course da jolt weez got fwum da chair takin’ off had purrpelled us boff backwards and me twyin’ to keep hold of da joystick pulled it back so weez went in wevewse. BOOM!!! Wight into da bed, and then….BIG BOOM!!! As da hospital bed whose wheels wusn’t locked went stwaight into da wall. Me let go of da joystick and jumped down quick and looked wound. 
- now let me see ifin me got this stwaight. Me puts meez mouff on this joystick and bites down and pushes it furward, wight?
LEXI: Yeah rite. Youz jumped outta youz fur an ran under da bed. Soz I’z kaym outta da pawdee box room too chek on mommy. Leezt shez wuz okay, but youz noze herz purrawlee awlmozt peed herz pantz.
DEZI: It wusn’t dat bad Lexi, and meez came out fwum unnew da bed as soon as yous came outta da pawdee box room. 
LEXI: Yep youz did, I’z’ll gibz ya’ dat, but I’z gawdid in da chair and drobe mommy too da pawdee box room abter dat.
DEZI: And yous did a pawsum job sissyfur. At least me wuz twyin’. Yous know me wuz still weally yung and just learnin’.
LEXI: Yep sweet sis youz wuz wunderfull. And youz wuzn’t frayd too tri nubbin’. Youz a grayt driber now. Hope eberpawdy enjoyed der ride wiff ya’ today.
- Yep Dezi beez a good driber now.
DEZI: Yep meez too Lexi. Me suwe had a gweat time dwivin’ yous all into da wall by way of da bed. MOL Hope yous come back fur anudder fun filled time wiff me and sis Lexi. And ifin yous wanna ride, just holler.
Til da nex time……Be Blest!!!
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Wow, Dezi you are a mad hatter type of driver….that’s my style too. I’m not allowed near mom’s walker as Kali has claimed that she is the only one allowed on it and believe me….Kali really means it. Kali tells mom which way to turn and where she wants to go.
Your family is filled with fun gals.
Shoko
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MOL So sowwy yous not get to hav da fun Shoko. Shame of Kali, she shuld learn to shawe. 🙂
Aaaaw Fanks, weez suwe twy. Weez can be sewious sumtimes, but mommy sez laffter be good medicine so weez twy to laff as much as pawssible, and wiff Lexi and me always at it, dat not be hawd to o. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Do you have a spare chair? Mommy really wants one, and it sure looks like lots of fun!
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Sowwy no. Weez got this one a foo years back and sold da old one. But it is lots of fun. 🙂 Can yous mommy get one fwum hers insuwance? Weez will purrawly sell this one when is time fur us to get a new chair next time. Ifin yous mommy not hav one then maybe hers wuld want it. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Great story of a wild ride, Dezi ! Purrs
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Y Fank yous.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Thanks for the ride and the cute photos with it.
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Yous welkum. Any time yous want anudder just holler. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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wow what a ride! can you give me some drivin lessons, that I can manage that car thingy once alone?
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Sure easy, anytime. Glad yous had a good time. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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That was a wild ride Dezi! You are both so talented! Have a wonderful Caturday ladies!
Marty
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Fanks Marty, hope yous enjoyed it. 🙂 Just holler ifin yous wanna go wound again. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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WOW! You girls are ever so smart to learn how to drive…..and that was fun – I’ve never taken a ride in a wheelchair before! Your Mommy is so lucky to have you ladies AND I know you feel lucky to have her too………..
Love, Sammy
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FanksSammy, glad yous liked yous ride. Anytime yous wanna go fur a spin again, just holler. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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I loved the ride Dezi. Maybe not so much the crash. LOL! Just glad you are a great driver now. I always love hearing about the things you girls have done and do now.
Luv, hugs and kisses to you all.
Mary
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Fanks awnty Mary. Glad yous had a gweat time. Weez just luv takin’ evewypawdy fur rides. 🙂 Specially now dat meez a better dwiver. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Oh this is just the best and FUNNIEST story…maybe we should re-name you TOONCES!
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Fank yous, so glad yous liked it. Mommy sez weez shuld laff at ow blunders and oopsies. Hers dusn’t laff so much at da time, but afterwards hers wealizes nopawdy got hurt and it wuz funny. 😀
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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That’s a great story, girls! Mommy says it’s one of those stories that isn’t funny when it happens, but once the shock wears off, it’s funny.
Hope you girls have a happy Caturday!
XOXO
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Fanks and yep yous mommy be so wight. Weez hav a lot of those kinda stories. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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