Well it’s wednesday and ifin fings go da way they’re posed to, weez will be goin’ home to ow old/new pawtment tumowwo. And let me tell yous it’s fur suwe gunna be new. Weez gettin’ ceilin’ fans, new towel baws, a new fwidge, a new oven and wange top, and hoo knows what els. Mommy’s spies can’t make out evewyfin. But just yesfurday they had mommy so mad she wuz spittin’ fire. Yous all know da twuck ow stuff wus bein’ stowed in, wight? Well they didn’t bother to lock ow fings in there. Awe yous kiddin’?
Email aftew email sed it wuld be locked up and all ow fings wuld be secuwe, and yet here it is, NOT!!! And guess where ow fwidge wuz? On da fwunt porch. After twyin’ to call peeps all day long and havin’ no luck, mommy sent an email and wusn’t vewy nice, and finally hit ‘em where it hurt (fur them anyways)…in da pocket book. Mommy told them as long as ow fings wemained unsecured, they wuz finacially wesponsible fur evewyfin’. Took an hour, but evewyfin’ wuz locked up tight and da fwidge wuz back in da pawtment. Weez will sleep a bit better tunight. Whew.
So, me hopes yous all enjoyed seein’ ow fotos of da motel room. And Lexi’s video. Me wuz busy eatin’ and kuldn’t cawe less ‘bout what wuz goin’ on outside. See da neighbors be faw mowe innewestin’. Weez can hear their conversations, and evewytime they turn on da water or flush da toilet. So me spends a lot of time under da sink lookin’ fur da mini peeps makin’ all dat noise. And then last night sumpawdy wiff a bowser moved in. It wuz one of those little yappy ones, cuz weez heard it yappin’ like cwazy.
- Me fawt yous might like to see all me long bootyful furs
So Lexi havin’ discovewed on da first night weez wuz here dat when hers wuz in da baff room, dat hers meows awe louder than nowmal and echo, went to da baffroom to chat wiff da little bowser. So Lexi be Meowin’ and it be bouncin’ off da walls and da little bowser be woof, woof, woofin’ and OMC wuz hims noisy. Guess hims peeps didn’t purreciate all da chattin’ cuz hims got weal quiet weal fast. Course dat made mommy happy cuz da first fing hers sed wuz, “Well I guess there’s no sleepin’ tonight either.”
- Yep yous seein’ wight. Meez leavin’ da pawdee box after usin’ it. MOL
OMC me furgot to tell yous bout da adventuwe weez had. Yous know meez mommy saves hers coke cans and sells ‘em fur a foo extwa dollaws, so it wuz a purretty tight wide oveew here da udder night cuz weez had to shawe da caw wiff all those cans. Well now dat weez be in da town where mommy sells ‘em at, weez took them to sell. Mommy had 35 pounds of coke cans but all hers made wuz $12.00. But mommy sez dat be $12.00 hers didn’t hav. So now hers has a little munny to put towards hers a sittin’ chair fur when we get home. Well guess meez’ll wrap it up fur tuday.
Till da nex time………Be Blest!!!
Service Cats U.S. 
lexi & dezi….we hope ta cod yur bak in yur own place on de morrow N everee thing iz az it shuld be…..with all de **** yur mom wented thru… her outta bee gettin free rent….
N we haz hurd dum azz things late lee… but ta KNOT lock up any thing…any wear..in thiz day N age… iz even stooooooopider than burds…. N thatz prette D stooooooopid !! ♥
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Weez agwee ’bout da fwee went, but dat’s nevew gunna happen as they finl they’ve dun us a favor. MOL
And yep weez agwee. And dat’s just zackly what mommy sed when hers sent ’em an email. And told ’em they wus gunna owe hers munny fur anyfin’ dat wuz amiss or bwoken. Dat’s all they unnewstand, is munny.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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we purrs an’ prays that yer life inna new place will get betterer an’ betterer!
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Fank yous, weez suwe purreciate it.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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phew I’m glad the locked you’re stuff up I was about to come over to guard duty,xx Speedy
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Fanks Speedy, weez wulda purreciated dat. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Wow – like a new home! Specially when you get back and can get your new chair too.
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Yep it suwe will be.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Thank goodness your stuff is safe now! We can’t imagine how big that pile of can was! But it helped your mommy and the environment, so it’s a very good thing!
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Yep weez gld it is too. And it wuz bout 6 big twash bags full. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Glad they finally got your stuff locked up – ridiculous!! 35 pounds of Coke cans?!? We can’t even imagine how many cans that must have been. Maybe your mom set a world record and didn’t even realize it! MOL! Glad she was able to sell them for some extra monies.
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Weez awe too. and no, mommy didn’t set a wecord. Da peeps wight afur us had 50, and mommy’s had mowe fwum time to time. It takes hers ’bout 6 munnfs to go fwu nuff cokes to make dat 35 pounds.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Gasp! How could they possibly leave your stuff unsecured. Anyone with half a brain should know to lock up stuff. Hope nothing got taken pal. That would be horrid. Your new home will be so nice now.
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Yep they be idiots hoo only fink ’bout themselves. Weez hope not too, but mommy told them they wuz financially wesponsible fur evewyfin’ while it wuz unsecure, so twust me, ifin anyfin’ wuz taken mommy will be on them again. Weez just can’t wait to get home.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Your stuff is your stuff, and it needs to be secure when you are not around. Concatulations to your lovely mommy for her diligence! Pfft to the apartment management that had to be told to secure your stuff.
Mommy won’t even talk about the fridge. That was ***%%## stupid.
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Yous so wight and yes meez mommy’s a fighter when she has to be. But quite fwankly she can’t wait fur it to be all ovew so hers can take a bweak fwum fightin’ and weturn to hers nowmal happy self. And yep, weez get ya’ on da fwidge. Mommy wuz livid fur lots of weasons there too.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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They didn’t lock up the truck? And they put the fridge on the porch? Way back when Jan was young, there was a law passed that a fridge cannot be put outside with the door on because kids would climb inside to play and suffocate. Seriously, not a brain between those apt people!
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Yep they suwe did. And yep weez hav da same law, ‘cept ow fwidge wuz full so peeps kulda stole da little food mommy duz hav to eat. And of course batteries and da udder fings mommy keeps in a fwidge. But no they don’t hav a bwain or any common sense at all. Ifin it isn’t theirs they just don’t cawe.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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We could hardly believe our eyes when we read about your stuff being outside unlocked – thank goodness you found out and it’s safe inside and locked now. We are so looking forward to seeing you finally back in your apartment with all new things for your kitchen. You’re on your count down now and we can’t wait to read your first post from home.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
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Yep weez almost kuldn’t beiev it owselves, ‘cept weez know these peeps, and dat’s why weez had spies. They look down on us cuz weez old and poor and they don’t cawe ifin weez lose ow fings, cuz they wuld bully and make us fight to get anyfin’ fwum ’em and most peeps wuld giv up. But not ow mommy, and they’re gunna learn dat one way or anudder cuz mommy’s gunna keep on ’em. Weez can’t wait to get back home eeve, but ow first post might not be coherent cuz mommy’s gunna be exhausted. MOL So maybe da second posty. MOL Hopefully hers will be good to go though.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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