Happy Caturday to yous all. Well weez told yous yesfurday dat weez had a funny not so much story to tell yous ‘bout da new toilet weez got, so weez decided to tell yous ‘bout it today. Weally it wuz mommy and sis Lexi dat fink it be so funny, me wuzn’t laffin’. But me will tell you all ‘bout it anyways. Well by now you all know dat da vice purresident of da management company came down wiff sum men to put ow stuffs in da wight places so dat mommy kuld stawt unpackin’, and they also planned to put in a real toilet and not dat kiddy fing dat wuz put in here after all da work wuz dun. Well while they installed sed toilet, mommy wuz in da closet unpackin’ hers hangin’ clothes and Lexi and me wuz under da table in da kitchen. Yous know they wuz sum vewy big men, so weez wanted to stay outta their way fur suwe. Dat bein’ sed we don’t know what all goes into puttin’ in a toilet or makin’ suwe it works. But da man dat did da job wuz a plumber so weez figgered hims knew what hims wuz duin’, and left hims to it.
ifin yous can’t see it, paw here.
After they got it installed they called fur mommy to come and look at it and make suwe it wuz gunna work fur her. Well there wuz mommy lookin’ at da toilet and 4 big ole men lookin’ at her. So of course hers not, yous know, sit down or nuffin’, and hers didn’t need to go. Ifin yous know what me means. Da men left and mommy finished unpackin’ da hangin’ clothes dat wuz put in da closet, and went up fwunt to sit down and take a little bweak. By then it wuz dinner time fur Lexi and me and ommy did need to use da new toilet. So to da pawdee box room weez all went. Mommy cleaned da toilet (well 4 sweaty men had been pawin’ all over dat there seat) and sat down. When mommy got up and reached wound to flush it, she musta pawed fur hours. Just kiddin’ hers only pawed twice afur turnin’ to look at it and see dat da mechanism (like meez big word?) was diffewent than da last one.
Well Lexi wuz layin’ on da vanity and me wuz sittin’ in da floor as always wight aside da toilet. So mommy pushed da new toilets mechanism and, and, well…………OMC!!! Meez nevew heard or seen anyfin’ like dat afur. It wuz so loud and forceful it just ‘bout skeered da furs wight off me. Me jumped stwaight up in da air and stawted runnin’ afur me evew touched down. Now these new floors be a little slick, so when meez touched down meez legs went all sowead eagle and me wuz still justa movin’. Me didn’t get faw afur it wuz ovew, and me bein’ curious of course slinked back into da pawdee box room. Mommy wuz cleanin’ out Lexi and meez pawdee boxes, and didn’t see me slink back in. Me wuz squatted ‘bout as low to da gwound as me kuld get wiffout crawlin’ on meez belly. Mommy dwopped me and Lexi’s deposits into da new toilet, and , and…………………………well me did it again. It skeered me again, and again meez jumped stwaight up in da air and stawted runnin’ afur me evew hit da gwound. Meez gotta tell ya’ dat new toilet may be wight up mommys alley, but it’s gunna take me sum gettin’ used to. Mommy sed she’s vewy sorry there be no fotos or videos of meez escapade, but hers wuz goin’ back there to take cawe of business and nevew fawt ‘bout takin’ da camewa. And even hers didn’t know da toilet wuz gunna do dat or dat me wuld be skeered.
Well weez hope yous all hav a pawsum weekend and get sum west. Weez wanna continue to fank Savannah and Miss Linda fur organizin’ a fundraiser fur us and Miss Janet fwum da Kitties Blue fur purrmotin’ it. And a meowsy big fanks fur all those donatin’ to it. Weez will be makin’ Our fank yous on Blest Sundays. Yous can check it out by pawin’/clickin’ here. In da meantime meez will be twyin’ to figger out just what dat new toilet is. Me also won a little I spy game da udder day ovew at Alice Marie’s place and me got a cute little made wiff luv bumble bee. So me decied to shawe sum fotos and a video fur yous to enjoy.
Till da nex time…………Be Blest!!!
Service Cats U.S. 
Wow Dezi that is really a nice bumbly bee fur sure
Now about that big new terletz
I don’t like em either. Nope not a little. No way I want to hear or even see that thing cause it is just, well, strange. But, our Rumpy LOVES it. He runs in when Dad goes in there and wants to watch the water go round and round.and meows at it.
Maybe i will send him over to talk to yours.
Timmy
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Fanks Timy, weez luv da bumble bee. And yep, dat toilet is sumfin’ els. Me used to be like Tumpy and watch da udder one work, but this one is just skeery, and me means weally skeery.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Yer Mum iz bery clever dezi. Mum usez Clorox butt bery sparinglee n rinsez well. she usez alot of vinegar also. She washez da floor onlee a few timez ayeer so dere iz not alot of cleener on it…she haz sum Amway stuff what iz pet furendlee.
Our Mumz’ rock!
Lub Nylablue xxxxx
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Dat’s gweat dat yous mommy uses pet furiendly stuffs. Mommy uses steam a lot and then makes up most of hers own cleaners fur evewyfin’ els. Weez got gweat mommys.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Mum told me when she wwerked az a Tow Truck Operater she saw many ‘junkyard’ poochiez what wuud drink outta da tawlet n she wuud go speek to da ownerz n she wuud buy big water bowlz fer dem poochiez…she cuud not abide dem poor poochiez drinkin outta da tawlet….BLEH!
Mum iz bery carefull wif cleenerz here ’cause she not want me to get sick frum dem..
Lub Nylablue xxxx
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Yep Nylablue mommy makes most of hers own cleaners cuz of us and hers own allergies. But she duz buy a toilet cleaner so as to keep da stains out.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Yow DAT iz what Mum said to me too Dezi!!! Me neber bin back in da tawlet again…
Mum keepz herz bery cleen butt she told me iz still not a guud idea fer a kitteh to play in it…
Mum told me when she had Mingflower (da kitteh befur me) well Mum had left da tawlet seat up ’cause she furgot to put it down…Mingy waz playin n runnin n launched herself onto da tawlet butt it waz open n she went in HEAD ferst! Well Mum dashed over n gentlee pulled her out n had to make shure she waz still breathin n den wash her n blow dry her….Mingflower neber went into da tawlet again 😉
Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤
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Yep Nylablue mommy keeps ows vewy clean too and hers fwaid dat sum of da cleanin’ stuffs which might be poison to us wuld still be there. And hers not wants us to get sick fwum it. Twuff fully mommy dusn’t even like to see doggys in a toilet. Mommy just calls them nasty fings. MOL And hers had twubble wiff a foo kitties wantin’ to tek swims in da toilets afur. Yous know weez all okay wiff water, and all mommys kitties hav been okay wiff da stuff.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Yer newe tawlet is a sucker not a swirley!!
When me ferst came to Mum’z me jumped into da tawlet one day….allmost got stuck, so Mum haz keeped tawlet seat down eber since….
When we moved in here me did da same fing, MOL>>Mum burst out laffin…me waz a bit beedraggled…Mum keepz da seat closed now xcept fer usin it…
Guess a Peddygree kitteh shuud not play in a tawlet… 😉
Lub Nylablue ❤
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Yep mommy keeps da seat down ‘cept when in use too. Ir of course bein’ cleaned. And yep dat fing is a sucker, at least fwum what me kuld tell, And mommy sed no kitty shuld be playin’ in da nasty toilet. Hers sez dat’s fur da dogs. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi
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MOL! We know it wasn’t funny to you at the time, Dezi, but we are getting a laugh imagining your jumping up in the air like that! Delilah does that sometimes too… it’s purty funny. 😉 Glad that the new toilet works! You’ll get used to it soon. 🙂
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It’s okay, mommy sez me will laff sumday, and hers and sis Lexi suwe nuff had a big laff on me. 🙂 Sowwy Delilah has da skeereds sumtimes too. And yep da new toilet is purrfect fur mommy so me will fur suwe get used to it.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Well, we guess a loud/forceful toilet is better than a kiddy one, right? We hope you get used to the crazy noise it makes.
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Yep it suwe is. Me will get used to it cuz it helps mommy. Her and sis Lexi fawt yous all might enjoy readin’ ’bout meez first expewience wiff da new toilet.
Luv ya’
Dezia nd Lexi
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