Happy Caturday to yous all. Well weez told yous yesfurday dat weez had a funny not so much story to tell yous ‘bout da new toilet weez got, so weez decided to tell yous ‘bout it today. Weally it wuz mommy and sis Lexi dat fink it be so funny, me wuzn’t laffin’. But me will tell you all ‘bout it anyways. Well by now you all know dat da vice purresident of da management company came down wiff sum men to put ow stuffs in da wight places so dat mommy kuld stawt unpackin’, and they also planned to put in a real toilet and not dat kiddy fing dat wuz put in here after all da work wuz dun. Well while they installed sed toilet, mommy wuz in da closet unpackin’ hers hangin’ clothes and Lexi and me wuz under da table in da kitchen. Yous know they wuz sum vewy big men, so weez wanted to stay outta their way fur suwe. Dat bein’ sed we don’t know what all goes into puttin’ in a toilet or makin’ suwe it works. But da man dat did da job wuz a plumber so weez figgered hims knew what hims wuz duin’, and left hims to it.
ifin yous can’t see it, paw here.
After they got it installed they called fur mommy to come and look at it and make suwe it wuz gunna work fur her. Well there wuz mommy lookin’ at da toilet and 4 big ole men lookin’ at her. So of course hers not, yous know, sit down or nuffin’, and hers didn’t need to go. Ifin yous know what me means. Da men left and mommy finished unpackin’ da hangin’ clothes dat wuz put in da closet, and went up fwunt to sit down and take a little bweak. By then it wuz dinner time fur Lexi and me and ommy did need to use da new toilet. So to da pawdee box room weez all went. Mommy cleaned da toilet (well 4 sweaty men had been pawin’ all over dat there seat) and sat down. When mommy got up and reached wound to flush it, she musta pawed fur hours. Just kiddin’ hers only pawed twice afur turnin’ to look at it and see dat da mechanism (like meez big word?) was diffewent than da last one.
Well Lexi wuz layin’ on da vanity and me wuz sittin’ in da floor as always wight aside da toilet. So mommy pushed da new toilets mechanism and, and, well…………OMC!!! Meez nevew heard or seen anyfin’ like dat afur. It wuz so loud and forceful it just ‘bout skeered da furs wight off me. Me jumped stwaight up in da air and stawted runnin’ afur me evew touched down. Now these new floors be a little slick, so when meez touched down meez legs went all sowead eagle and me wuz still justa movin’. Me didn’t get faw afur it wuz ovew, and me bein’ curious of course slinked back into da pawdee box room. Mommy wuz cleanin’ out Lexi and meez pawdee boxes, and didn’t see me slink back in. Me wuz squatted ‘bout as low to da gwound as me kuld get wiffout crawlin’ on meez belly. Mommy dwopped me and Lexi’s deposits into da new toilet, and , and…………………………well me did it again. It skeered me again, and again meez jumped stwaight up in da air and stawted runnin’ afur me evew hit da gwound. Meez gotta tell ya’ dat new toilet may be wight up mommys alley, but it’s gunna take me sum gettin’ used to. Mommy sed she’s vewy sorry there be no fotos or videos of meez escapade, but hers wuz goin’ back there to take cawe of business and nevew fawt ‘bout takin’ da camewa. And even hers didn’t know da toilet wuz gunna do dat or dat me wuld be skeered.
Well weez hope yous all hav a pawsum weekend and get sum west. Weez wanna continue to fank Savannah and Miss Linda fur organizin’ a fundraiser fur us and Miss Janet fwum da Kitties Blue fur purrmotin’ it. And a meowsy big fanks fur all those donatin’ to it. Weez will be makin’ Our fank yous on Blest Sundays. Yous can check it out by pawin’/clickin’ here. In da meantime meez will be twyin’ to figger out just what dat new toilet is. Me also won a little I spy game da udder day ovew at Alice Marie’s place and me got a cute little made wiff luv bumble bee. So me decied to shawe sum fotos and a video fur yous to enjoy.
Till da nex time…………Be Blest!!!
Service Cats U.S. 
Oh Dezi! We don’t mean to laugh, but that musta been funny. We’re sure you’ll get used to the new toilet.
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It’s okay to laff. Mommy laffed so hawd hers had da leaky eyes.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Clapping loudly…that video is sure to wind an Oscar or at least and Emmy.
Hugs madi your bfff
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Aaaaw Fank yous Madi. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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So it’s going to be interesting around your apt until you kitties adjust to the new noise. 🙂
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Yep it suwe is. 🙂 Me will get used to it afur long tho’ cuz mommy flushes it a lot. Since me likes da pawdee boxes to be cleaned evewytime sumpawdy duz sumfin’ and mommy can find hers coffee and cokes hers uses it a lot now so me will hav lots of oppurrtunities to hear it and get used to it.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Yikes some new potties sound like a jet airplane and then they have a really loud sucking noise too. It’s great that they got rid of the little one and got your mom a good one. We hope you get used to it soon. We have fears of sounds (and some objects) too. Love, Cali, Andy, Tater and Shelly (C.A.T.S)
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Yep it’s a jet engine alwight and it dusn’t stop till it’s sucked evewyfin’ down. But me will get used to it cuz it works so good fur mommy. 🙂 There be a fooo loud sounds dat skeer me, but me gets used to ’em after a while.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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MOL ! Dezi, you’ve got the Niagara Falls at home ! We hope you’ll get used to it ! Purrs
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We suwe do. MOL Yous shuld see and hear this fing. OMC yous might jump outta yous furs too. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Dezi we are so sorry that the loud toilet scared you but the way your Momma described it it was very funny. We know you’ll get used to the sound and it will cease to make you afraid.
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Fank yous, yes mommy and sis Lexi fawt it wuz da funniest fing they’d seen in days. 🙂 Me will get used to it cuz it’s so much better fur mommy.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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What a choice, a kiddy toilet or a loud scary one! You’ll get used to it (not. Mommy’s loud sneezes still send me into another room).
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Yep fur suwe. But it’s only skeery cuz it dusn’t flush like any meez seen or heard afur. Me will get used to it tho’. Sowwy yous mommys sneezes scawe yous. Me used to be fwaid of mommy sneezin’ too, but aftew a while it’s like me dusn’t even hear ’em anymowe.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Zowie – that sounds like a loud one. Going to take some getting used to I guess. Anyway, we’re happy you have one! he he
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Yep it’s a loud one alwight. And fast. Meez gotta tell ya’ it sucks whatevew be in da bowl down so fast ifin yous blink yous miss it. MOL Me will get used to it tho’, meez sat wight outside da door last night when mommy pawed da flusher. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Mom should be ashamed of herself. She was laughing so hard at this. Well, OK, I have to admit, you painted such a vivid picture, even I had to MOL a bit. But I know how you feel and hope you get used to it soon. Your bee looks like a great new toy.
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Dat’s okay, mommy and sissy laffed at me too. And me means they laffed so hawd mommys eyes were stawtin’ to leak. Me will get used to it, cuz it’s good fur mommy, but it suwe gav me a fwight dat first day.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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MOL!! That was a really funny story, Dezi! We hope you can get used to the loud toilet soon.
Purrs and love,
Carmine and Milita
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Yeah mommy and sis Lexi fawt it wuz just hystewical. Me will get used to it afur long. Fanks.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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