Happy Caturday to yous all. Well weez told yous yesfurday dat weez had a funny not so much story to tell yous ‘bout da new toilet weez got, so weez decided to tell yous ‘bout it today. Weally it wuz mommy and sis Lexi dat fink it be so funny, me wuzn’t laffin’. But me will tell you all ‘bout it anyways. Well by now you all know dat da vice purresident of da management company came down wiff sum men to put ow stuffs in da wight places so dat mommy kuld stawt unpackin’, and they also planned to put in a real toilet and not dat kiddy fing dat wuz put in here after all da work wuz dun. Well while they installed sed toilet, mommy wuz in da closet unpackin’ hers hangin’ clothes and Lexi and me wuz under da table in da kitchen. Yous know they wuz sum vewy big men, so weez wanted to stay outta their way fur suwe. Dat bein’ sed we don’t know what all goes into puttin’ in a toilet or makin’ suwe it works. But da man dat did da job wuz a plumber so weez figgered hims knew what hims wuz duin’, and left hims to it.
ifin yous can’t see it, paw here.
After they got it installed they called fur mommy to come and look at it and make suwe it wuz gunna work fur her. Well there wuz mommy lookin’ at da toilet and 4 big ole men lookin’ at her. So of course hers not, yous know, sit down or nuffin’, and hers didn’t need to go. Ifin yous know what me means. Da men left and mommy finished unpackin’ da hangin’ clothes dat wuz put in da closet, and went up fwunt to sit down and take a little bweak. By then it wuz dinner time fur Lexi and me and ommy did need to use da new toilet. So to da pawdee box room weez all went. Mommy cleaned da toilet (well 4 sweaty men had been pawin’ all over dat there seat) and sat down. When mommy got up and reached wound to flush it, she musta pawed fur hours. Just kiddin’ hers only pawed twice afur turnin’ to look at it and see dat da mechanism (like meez big word?) was diffewent than da last one.
Well Lexi wuz layin’ on da vanity and me wuz sittin’ in da floor as always wight aside da toilet. So mommy pushed da new toilets mechanism and, and, well…………OMC!!! Meez nevew heard or seen anyfin’ like dat afur. It wuz so loud and forceful it just ‘bout skeered da furs wight off me. Me jumped stwaight up in da air and stawted runnin’ afur me evew touched down. Now these new floors be a little slick, so when meez touched down meez legs went all sowead eagle and me wuz still justa movin’. Me didn’t get faw afur it wuz ovew, and me bein’ curious of course slinked back into da pawdee box room. Mommy wuz cleanin’ out Lexi and meez pawdee boxes, and didn’t see me slink back in. Me wuz squatted ‘bout as low to da gwound as me kuld get wiffout crawlin’ on meez belly. Mommy dwopped me and Lexi’s deposits into da new toilet, and , and…………………………well me did it again. It skeered me again, and again meez jumped stwaight up in da air and stawted runnin’ afur me evew hit da gwound. Meez gotta tell ya’ dat new toilet may be wight up mommys alley, but it’s gunna take me sum gettin’ used to. Mommy sed she’s vewy sorry there be no fotos or videos of meez escapade, but hers wuz goin’ back there to take cawe of business and nevew fawt ‘bout takin’ da camewa. And even hers didn’t know da toilet wuz gunna do dat or dat me wuld be skeered.
Well weez hope yous all hav a pawsum weekend and get sum west. Weez wanna continue to fank Savannah and Miss Linda fur organizin’ a fundraiser fur us and Miss Janet fwum da Kitties Blue fur purrmotin’ it. And a meowsy big fanks fur all those donatin’ to it. Weez will be makin’ Our fank yous on Blest Sundays. Yous can check it out by pawin’/clickin’ here. In da meantime meez will be twyin’ to figger out just what dat new toilet is. Me also won a little I spy game da udder day ovew at Alice Marie’s place and me got a cute little made wiff luv bumble bee. So me decied to shawe sum fotos and a video fur yous to enjoy.
Till da nex time…………Be Blest!!!
Service Cats U.S. 
Oh boy that was too funny. I can just see it in my minds eye, MOL!!
Love u & mommy too!! ❤️❤️❤️
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Mommy and Lexi suwe fawt it wuz funny awnty Theresa. Meez nnot so much, but mommy sez one day me will. We shall see. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Iz okayz ya laffed Dezi….Mum said da tawlet in da coffeeshop iz just like yer new one…
Maybee dey energee efishent??
Lub Nylablue =^,,^=
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Weez not know Nylable, but dat kuld be.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Doez yer Mum put da lid down on da tawlet? Mum doez here n dat helpz it not sound so growlley!!
We iz just so glad yer Mum haz a propurr tawlet n not sittin on da floor 😉
Lub Nylablue xxx
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Yep most of da time ‘cept when hers be cleanin’ da pawdee boxes or me has meez paw on da edge. Me usually likes to watch it swirl wound, but this one dusn’t swirl. MOL Meez glad hers has it even ifin it skeered me a little.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Whew loud tawletz shure are scarey!
Mum waz in da coffee shop yesturday n she had to use da baffroom. So she went in n did her fing n she flushed n da tawlet’z water presshure waz so guud it just sucked da water down butt oh so loud!!!!! Mum sayz she allmost fell into da tawlet it scared her so much!! She cuud not leeve da cube-ecal ’cause she waz still pullin her pantz up…now me nose diz not funny butt me did sniggur a bit…
Okayz me laffed beehind me paw….poor Mum!
Iffin yer tawlet iz as loud as dat baffroom tawlet ya mite wanna get sum earplugz Dezi!!!
Lub Nylablue n Mum ❤ ❤
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MOL Sowwy weez laffed Nylablue. Yep meez wuz fwaid dat fing wuz gunna suck me down in it. Dat water came swooshin’ outta da fwunt like cwazy and then down da little hole. No swooshin’ wound da boel or nuffin, just GONE!! MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Yer BummbleBee toy iz reelly reelly kewl Dezi n Lexi!
Mum sayz to tell ya sum tawletz growl loudur den otherz…ourz iz a bit of a growlur too….
Mum allwayz waitz fer me to leeve da baffroom befur she flushez 😉
Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤
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Yep, mommy sed she had seen these kinds in businesses afur but nevew in a home. Meez gettin’ better wiiiff it since mommy be flushin’ it lots mowe. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Mol…I think your toilet need exorcised the demon 🙂
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MOL Yous might just be wight Mr. Puddy. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Sure ’nuff, that was funny…if you are not the scared fur in the picture…
Minko spooked at the sound of something falling off the shelvf once…and yup, scrabbling all over the floor and not getting anywhere. Did ya get all floofed up, too?
Sorry you got so scared. Soon you should get used to the racett of the Big Whoosh. We hope, anyways.
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Yep meez wuz skeered allwight and mommy and Lexi just laffed and laffed. Mommy sez dat sumday even me will find it funny. Meez not so suwe ’bout dat, but me will get used to it. Mommy pushes it enuff. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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HAH! I’m laughing but I don’t like loud noises either.
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Dat’s okay CK, mommy laffed so hawd she had leaky eyes, so it musta been funny. Mommy sez dat sumday soon me will fink it wuz funny too. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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We luv our toys from Alice Marie’s shop! That Bee is great! Mom says the first time she flush one of those toilets at Uncle Kevin’s house it made her jump too. 🙂
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Y fank ya’ Marty. Meez happy me not be da only one hoo got a little skeered. Yous know wiff all dat’s been goin’ on wound here lately it’s like da wuz da stwaw dat bwoke da camels back. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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hahaha…I really needed a good laugh Dezi. I know exactly where you’re coming from my friend. I have the same reaction with anything new..I crawl along on my belly or if it makes noise….like that darned clicker I jump and head for quieter parts of the house.
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Fank yous. It is loud and makes a vewy diffewent sound than me be uused to. But me will eventually get used to it. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and sis Lexi
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