Comedy Amid The Stress

OMC what a day weez had. Well yous all fink based on yesfurdays posty dat weez be in da motel and ow cawpet is bein’ installed. Well as weez told yous afur, weez not be liaws and weez will always tell da twuff on meez bloggy to da bestest of ow ability. But when udder peeps be involved sumtimes da twuff we told turns out not to be cuz of da udder peeps. We awe still in ow pawtment and da cawpet’s not bein’ weplaced. But afur yous lose it, wait’ll yous hear ow update. Since weez shawin’ mowe update news (we hope not too many mowe) then me fawt me wuld shawe meez latest video wiff yous fur sum comic welief.

Ifin yous can’t see da video, click here to go to YouTube.

   

As we told yous yesfurday mommy had been workin’ on an email dat wuld lay down da law so to speak. Well hers got it witten and sent so they wuld all get it when they walked into da office. And then today, mommy stawted callin’ all da peeps hers kuld find. All da newspapers, t.v. stations, guvewnment agencies, etc.. Hers left message after message, and then wound 4 p.m. hers got a hold of da ADA (Americans wiff disablity peeps) Hers wuz havin a chat wiff hers ‘bout da situation when da fone stawted wingin’ and wingin’. So after mommy got off da fone she checked da voice mail and heard a kupple calls fwum Louis (da snoopervisors, snoopervisor) and a call fwum Cayla (da snoopervisor) So mommy called Cayla back as she be da only one dat left a nummew and da nummew weez had fur da management company sed weez had da wong nummer. So mommy calls Cayla and hers asked mommy (not vewy nicely) ifin hers wanted da pawtment painted. So mommy splained da paintin’ fing again, and  Cayla sed, “let me call Louis and let him call you and discuss all this with you.” 

So a foo minutes later Louis called mommy and sed dat hims wanted to fank mommy fur bein’ such a loyal tenant. And hims wanted to reward hers wiff a whole new pawtment. Hims wanted to paint and weplace da cawpets and da tiles and put cawpet where there’s cawpet and these (fake wood) planks where there be tiles. And they wuz gunna hire da movers to pack, move and store and then put back all of our stuff and put us up in our choice of motel fur da duwation. Hims sed hims wanted to do this to show mommy how much hims purreciated all da years of hers exemplary tenancy. (yeah wight, it’s cuz of hers fightin’ and callin’ ‘em on da cawpet <pawdun da pun> and sicin’ Housing on ‘em– altho’ mommy is an exemplary tenant) Mommy dusn’t cawe, hers just wants it dun. Weez lived here 11 years and da pawtment wusn’t painted, cleaned or wepaired when weez moved in, so weez do deserve it. Hims sed when we come home fwum da motel weez will come home to a bootyful fwesh new pawtment. OMC this guy shuld sell women’s shoes, or used caws.

Anyways, hims has da floorin’ peeps scheduled and da movers, and da motel bein’ weserved. Pendin’ on when da movers purrfur, weez will eevew be goin’ to da motel this weekend on Caturday or Sunday and comin’ home eevew Wednesday or Fursday of nex week. This time be no joke. Da Housin’ lady will be back in da office this Fursday and hers gunna wanna hav a purrogwess weport of case closed or da exact dates it will be dun so hers can come out and do an inspection. And of course mommy be dun purrlayin’ and accommodatin’ ‘em. So this time it weally be happenin’. Da nex update yous will hear (paws cwossed) will be us in da motel and then us wiff fotos of da “new pawtment”. Oh and at sum point weez will post an update dat mommy got a new chair to sit in. Even tho’ da cawpet’s gunna be new and clean, it’s still da floor and gunna be hawd on mommy so hers gunna hav to get a chair.

Anyways,weez needed to splain why weez not be in da motel and not gettin’ cawpet now and giv yous all da good news. Weez purreciate all of yous support, well wishes, purrs and purrayers. keep ‘em up as da job’s not ovew yet, but weez awe on da wight twack at this point. And they’ve gone back to da owiginal plan.

Meez fawt me wuld show yous a foto of how spoiled sis Lexi be. Weez hav da bestest mommy in da univewse. Mommy took this foto yefurday while makin’ ow dinner. As yous know Lexi be gettin’ on in years and hers gets along gweat since mommy put hers on da Barley Cat, but why wuld she jump up on sumfin’ ifin mommy kuld pick hers up and put hers where she wants to be. (she can get in da chair by hers selff, yous notice she be taller than da seat and she’s not even standin’ all da way stwaight. hehehe But she duz need help gettin’ up on sum of da fings in da house, specially da bed).

 

Meow mommy hurry help me up soz I'z can eat.
Meow mommy hurry help me up soz I’z can eat. 😀

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  wlEmoticon-redheart.png

Dezi and Lexi

77 thoughts on “Comedy Amid The Stress

  1. Dear Dezi, Lexi and Mom Audra, We be keeping our paws crossed and Mom is going to continue praying until you are in the motel and home again in that brand new apartment. Find a super nice motel to stay at. Love you all so much, and you do to deserve what these people have put you through. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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    1. Fank yous. Mommy chose da same motel weez stayed in dat one night wight after da flood. They giv mommy a fwee bweafast at da Dennys. And altho’ dat not be hers favowit eatin’ place, it duz hav food and dat’s what counts. 🙂 She kuld also get us sum bacon. 😀

      Luv ya’

      Dezi and Lexi and mommy Audra

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    1. Fank yous. And weez been plannin’ to write a book ’bout Lexi and me just had fings pile up on us and no time. So what kinda book did yous hav in mind?

      Fanks, meez duz luv to make videos. 🙂

      Luv ya’

      Dezi

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  2. Dezi thank goodness it seems the wheels have actually started turning and you are going to get your apartment fixed up and decorated while you all stay in a motel – what a shame they didn’t do it when all your problems started. We hope your Mommy is feeling a little more encouraged and just hope they don’t screw up again. We will be thinking of you as always.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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    1. Fank yous. Yes weez wish they had just dun this fwum da beginnin’ too. Wulda saved a lot of time, energy, munny and aggwivation and stwess on mommy. Fanks fur da well wishes, weez still purrayin and purrin’ all goes off wiff out a hitch.

      Luv ya’

      Dezi and Lexi

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  3. That will be so nice to have your apartment all fixed up. We hope it all turns out really well for you. That was some great bunny kicking sweet Dezi and sweet Lexi looks so shiny. We know you two are loved and cared for very much…you are supposed to be spoiled so that is just okay.

    Thank you so much for thinking of us during this sad time of having to say goodbye to our sweet Patches. Your words of comfort are much appreciated. Hugs and nose kisses

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    1. Fanks weez fink it will be gweat, and ’bout time. 🙂 And yous so wight, weez shuld be spoiled rotten. MOL

      Yous welkum, Lexi and mommy has been fwu it lots of times and it nevew gets easier, but mommy sez they always liv on in ow memowies.

      Luv ya’

      Dezi and Lexi

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  4. I will believe it when I see it! You’re right Dezi…the supervisor should be a used car salesman. He talks out of both sides of his mouth. I will be delighted if/when you get a spic and span apartment. Imagine new paint, carpets and tiles….ladeda even! hahaha

    Your pal,

    (((Shoko)))

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    1. Fank yous. Mommy’s been at hers wits end fur a while, but knew daat fwoin’ emotions at them wuldn’t get us anywhere, only da facts. and purrayer. And fanks, meez luvs da camewa and luvs to make videos. 🙂

      Luv ya’

      Dezi

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  5. We admire your Mommy’s strength and belief that everything would work out and we are so glad that they are for whatever the reason doing the right thing and we hope and pray that it all goes well. We wish they would just move you to another apartment that is clean and fresh and new!

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    1. Fank yous and mommy sez fank yous too. Weez liv in a vewy small complex and stay full so there be no empty pawtments to move us too. And dat’s good cuz weez hav a fwidge dat only be 3 years old, and an a/c dat only be 4 years old, and a hot water heater dat only be ’bout 4 years old so mommy dusn’t weally wanna move into anudder pawtment cuz weez know ’bout da fings here and not in sum of da udder pawtments dat hav fings as old as 20 years. And we had to fight when all these fings bwoke to get them weplaced and don’t wanna hav to do it again fur a while. 🙂

      Luv ya’

      Dezi

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  6. What an awful ordeal ya’ll are going through my friends. I really hope that things straighten out ASAP and you can come back home to a beautiful apartment. Lots of hogs and snout kisses coming ya’lls way ❤ XOXO – Bacon

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