Meowllo and a gweat Monday to you all. Yeah we know, what’s so good ‘bout Monday wight? Dat’s zactly what mommy sed when woke her up early. But as she watched what followed, she knew it was gunna be a good day. We usually sleep till mommy wakes up and tells us she wants to get outta bed. But as most of ya’ know, da wevver be changin’ and da days awe getting’ shorter and shorter, and it’s causin’ us to be a little more feisty. So today mommy woke up to sis Lexi and me playin’ chase da fevver. Wantin’ mommy to join in da fun, me fwu da fevver on da bed and ran up da steps after it wiff sis Lexi in tow.
Mommy didn’t see or feel da fevver, but she furst opened hers eyes when me accidentally stomped on hers bladder. Now kitties lissen up. Fur those of you wunnerin’ just how it is you can get yous human to get up and feed you; just step on da bladder. Meez gotta tell ya’, not many peeps can sleep fwu dat. Mommy sure can’t. After me stomped all over mommy’s bladder it was sis Lexi’s turn while she was retwievin’ da fevver toy. Fevver in mouff sis Lexi took off back down da steps and hauled to da livin’ room wiff me on hers paws. Mommy giggled and cwied. Don’t worry, they were da happy tears. But it was all bwought to a halt when mommy hollered fur us to get her to da pawdee box room. Sissy and me dwopped da fevver and returned to mommys side to help hers up. We returned to play while mommy made our bwekky. She took extwa long to make it cuz she kept peekin’ wound da corner watchin’ sissy and me. By da time mommy realized she shuld be takin’ fotos we were runnin’ outta steam and our hungwy bellies were takin’ over. When mommy finally got da camerwa we were boff sittin’ down lookin’ at her wiff our “where’s da bwekky” eyes.
Mommy was actually talkin’ to one of our furiends/awnties da udder day ‘bout takin’ fotos furst fing in da meownin’. Mommy was sayin’ she can’t ever member to take a camerwa to bed wiff her, but dat it wuldn’t weally matter cuz she can’t move when she wakes up anyways. Then she sed sumfin’ like who takes a camewa to bed anyways. And our furiend/awnty sed, “Well I do, but it’s because I take my phone with me.” Well dat makes sense but weez not have one of those smawrty pants, foto takin’, web surfin’ fones. Mommy’s been lookin’ at ‘em, but OMC afur yous even stawrt talkin’ ‘bout callin’ plans yous gotta buy da fone. And those smawrty pants fones can cost more than a mortgage or car payment. And we can’t affurd eever of those so it’s not very likely dat weez’ll be gettinn’ one of those smawrter than you fones any time soon. MOL So there’s no pawsumly blurry fotos of this meownin’s activities, but paws cwossed, sumday weez’ll get all smawrted up too.
Are you all smawrted up? Duz yous peep wake up snappin’ fotos? What’s yous sure fired way to get yous human outta bed fur bwekky?
Till da next time………………………..Be Blest!!!
Service Cats U.S. 
Oh yea. that proper placed pounce gets them moving! You look lovely sweeties!!!
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MOL Yep it duz Brian. Fank yous.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Sounds like you and Lexi had a good morning. My dad has one of those phones and he does take early morning pictures of us. We are usually sleeping when he does though. My mom has not had a cell phone in over 6 years. When dad started having a phone she stopped and she loves not being called.
Hugs sweet ladies,
Scout Charles
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MOL and OMC You mommy dusn’t like gettin’ calls on da fone Charles? Mommy wuld just die. Hers weally old fashioned and purrfurs talkin’ on da fone to all da tech stuffs. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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On the days the mom doesn’t hafta work, we jump on the bed to get the mom up, but y’know what? She won’t! She’ll just stay there until she’s ready to get up.
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Yep and dat’s da time fur a well placed paw on da bladder. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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When mom worked she spent a lot of time on the phone with clients. When she was outside of work she did not want to spend any more time talking on the phone. It was much easier and less time consuming to e-mail.
Purrs Scout Charles
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Makes sense. Mommy just still purrfurs da fone. She sez a lot less miscommunications and misunnewstandings dat way. And since we have one goin’ on wight now dat kulda been avoided, she sez she’s definitely a fone purrson. But we wespect yous mommys choice Charles fur sure. ☺
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Hi Dezi and Lexi,
I like to jump on the bed, jump off, back on and so forth. Also just walking around on the bed works too. It sounds like you girls had some fun this morning before breakfast. Pierrot and I are always too busy worrying about being fed. The lady has never thought to take our pictures in the morning. She’s way too tired.
Purrs,
Annie
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Aaaaaaw Annie sounds like y’all have a good time in da meownin’ too. Weez so glad to find so many udders dat not be flashin’ da flashy box furst fing in da a.m. neever.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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dezi & lexi…me, tuna…eye like ta walk long de side oh de mattrezz..lotz….pluz eye like ta “sway” me tail in de food serviss gurlz face…….does de trix….everee time 🙂 ♥♥♥
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I get Mom out of bed by jumping on her face and licking her. I also scratch myself….a lot! She uses her phone to take pics so every once in awhile there’s morning photos. ear licks Noodle
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I am glad you had a great time with your Mom this morning. My cell phone isn’t smart, it is so dumb, it doesn’t even have a camera 🙂 XO
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Dad is up everyday at the same time but we do get in a “squish the bladder” game now and then for an early 10 min. MOL. Dad has an old camera in the bed with him but only one of our puters will read the card in it. Yeah older than dinosaurs. Einstein loves to play first thing while I eat and then get a good nap in. Seems all that sleep tires me out
Oh are you flat kitties having fun here!
Timmy
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Early morning zoomies are so much fun…trip the peeps, stomp on their toes, run through the breakfast fixings, and knock a bunch of stuff ovfur. And where is the camera?? In the drawer…or in the closed down Ipad. Meowmy always tells pawppy whomevfur invents a camera that goes in a fingertip to always be there when you need it will be richer than anyone else! MOL! Um…but then nothing would get done either, too many pictures being made…what a dilemma!
Have a great day, and play often its so much fun!
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MOL Yep we agwee. Canerwa’s at da weady kuld purrpose a bigger purroblem. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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It sounds like you all had a wonderful start to the day. Playing in the morning is the best. We wake dad up with licks and kisses and he always has to smile. He says nothing is better than kitty kisses in the morning!
Sending you lots of hugs and purrs from me and my sisters! (Dad too!)
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Yous daddy is wight, and dat’s what usually happens here. But not this meownin’. This meownin’ was fun and games all da way. MOL Fanks fur da hugs and purrs, weez sendin’ sum back.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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