Dezi Learns tu Use da Phone

Well meez told a showt stowwy ’bout meez and da fone but meez got so many new furiends and dat stowwy didn’t go intu much detail, so meez gunna tell ya’ ’bout meez fone twainin’.  Meez luvs da fone. MOL  Mommy didn’t know when hers twained meez dat hers wus cweatin’ a fone monstew. 🙂  Altho’ as you wead wiff Shad, meez not da fiwst kitty mommy’s had dat liked tu talk on da fone. MOL   Of couws when meez fiwst stawted twainin’ me wus tu small tu push da buttons on da fone.  Meez wus so small mommy wuld take meez tu da post office tu hav meez weighed evew week.  One of da joys of small town livin’. mol  Well membew meez wus sickly when me came tu liv here and mommy and me VET wanted tu make suwe dat meez wus gwowin’ okay and since der’s no VET in ow town and meez didn’t even wegistew on mommys scale da post office wus da logical choice.  It’s what yous wulda dun, wight?? mol  

So anyway, mommy waited til meez wus healfy and wowm fwee tu stawt twainin’ meez tu use da fone.  And den mommy wuld put da fone in hers lap and den take meez paw and pwess da buttons ovew and ovew and ovew agin.  Den hers wuld giv meez lots and lots of luv and a foo tweats. 🙂   Lexi wuld always lay der and watch me.  Shes’ got tweats tu and shes’ didn’t du nuffin.  Oh well dat’s just how wunnewful ow mommy is and how much she luvs us.  Well Lexi did du sumfin’, she always looked at meez like shes’ wus gunna splat me. mol   As meez gwew and put on more wweight, mommy wuld continue tu put meez paws on da fone til meez wus actually able tu pwess da nummews.  Den one day aftew mommy made a call, hers gav meez da fone and pwessed meez paws on da nummews agin and da fone stawted wingin’ and a voice came outta da uddew end and sed, “911 what’s your emergency?”  Meez skweeked at mommy and da voice sed, “Help is on the way.”  Meez skweeked at mommy agin and agin.  Meez didn’t know dat’s what me wus posed tu du, but meez just likes tu talk tu mommy and anypawdy else dat’ll listen. 🙂  And den da fone wang wif meez still sittin’ by it, and so meez stawted pawin at it, and meez hit a button dat made a voice say, “du you wanna try it again??”  Well meez didn’t know it but mommy had called da 911 opewatew and told hers dat shes’ wus gunna be twainin’ me tu call fur help and hers wus callin’ mommy tu see ifin hers wanted meez tu call agin.

PURRLEASE DO NOT CALL 911 or twain yous’ pets wifout fiwst checkin’ wiff dem tu see what time of day and what day wuld be best fuw dem, specially ifin yous’ live in a big city. When mommy wus twainin’ meez and all da uddew kittys’ hers twained, da fone wus not connected tu a fone jack until she wus weady fuw us tu make da call.  Wes’ called a foo more times dat day, and den wested up afur duin’ it  agin anuddew day until meez kuld du it wifout mommys help.  And den…….hers had cweated a fone monstew. MOL   Meez will tell yous sum cute stowwys ’bout meez and da fone nex.               So, til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum day!!!

Lexi lookin' at meez like shes wants tu splat me. mol
Lexi lookin’ at meez like shes wants tu splat me. mol
Meez and Lexi luv each uddew vewy much. :)
Meez and Lexi luv each uddew vewy much. 🙂

 

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀  

Dezi

32 thoughts on “Dezi Learns tu Use da Phone

    1. MOL Meez luvs Pizza!!! Mommy didn’t teach meez der nummew tho’. 😦 Purrawly a good fing cuz meez wuld be callin’ dem all da time. MOL Mommy fawt wus purretty impwessive tu til….wait til tumowwos stowwy. mol Hope ya’ll hav a Pawsum day/nite!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

      Dezi

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    1. It wus COLD!!! Meez wus bown in Novembew and wiff so many people comin’ an goin’ da door wus always open and da metal scales wus ice cold. But da Postmastew is wunnewful and pawfully nice. And she’s used tu weighin’ da towns little furrys so shes got meez weighed in no time evew time. And den hers luved on meez and gave meez tweats. So altho’ it wus cold, it wus fun. 🙂 Meez still goes and visits sumtimes but meez weighs at home now. mol Hav a Pawsum nite!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

      Dezi

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  1. Wow, you are an amazing little girl and your mom is very patient. Good for you catching on! I am so sorry you were sick as a baby, bit it is too adorable that you had to be weighed on a postal scale. You were tiny! I didn’t get winter till she was a few pounds. Luv ya!

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    1. OMC awnty Sarah meez wus almost 4 munfs old afur meez stawted weighin’ pounds.mol Den all of a sudden meez just went fwum 0 – 60 in no time. A kupple munfs latew meez weighed 6 pounds. MOL Da Postmastew wus askin’ mommy what shes wus feedin’ meez . Dusn’t mattew how old she wus or what she weighed, shes vewy lucky tu hav you.

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

      Dezi

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    1. Aaaaaw Fank you so much. mommy sez fank you tu. Meez finks mommy’s vewy amazin’ tu. So meowsy glad you like da stowwys ’bout lil’ old me. 🙂 Hav a Pawsum day!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

      Dezi

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    1. Yep hers dus. 🙂 But hers just likes tu here us purrrrrr sumtimes tu. Mommy seez dat’s da mostest beautiful sound in da hole wide wowld. Hav a Pawsum Wednesday!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

      Dezi*

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  2. We are pleased to meet you Deziz. and it looks like you have very nice soft furs. We will call and visit you again and hope you will come and see us again too.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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    1. Fank you fur pwowlin wownd meez blog. Is vewy nice tu meet you boff. Meez will be seein’ you offen. Purrlease du come back and visit agin. Hav a Pawsum day!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

      Dezi

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  3. Dezi, you were the teeniest little thing…pawsitively adorable. My daddy was a wondering how your mom trained you to call 911. Very good job. Mommy always ends up hurting herself when Dad is away somewhere. We wonder of any of us are trainable? XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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    1. Of couwse yous’ can be twained. Any or all of you! Mommy wuld suggest stawtin’ wiff da one of you wiff da stwongest bond tu yous’ mommy. Just cuz dat’s easiest. Da stwong bond makes you wanna purrlease and help da mostest, BUT dat dusn’t mean dat da west of you don’t wanna help. Den yous need tu find what motivates you. Is it tweats or luv or food, dat’s da wewawd fur duin’ good. But always use luv even ifin you’s usin’ food tu. Den it wuld kinda depend on what kinda fone yous’ hav. Meez can’t weally tell yous tu much wifout knowin’ dat. Yous’ mommy or daddy or any of yous can email meez and mommy ifin yous wuld like so wes’ mite can help you bettew. Hope ya’ll hav a Pawsum day!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

      Dezi

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  4. Wow….well I’m sure your Mom is glad you are now an expert at using the phone like your sister is…..now you both have “back-up” to get help for your Mom if you need it!

    Hugs, Sammy

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