Time Fur Anuddew Dwivin’ Lesson!!

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Well meez hadn’t mastewed da wheelchaiw so mommy decided it wuz time fuw anuddew dwivin’ lesson. Dis time wees stawted in da bedwoom cuz dis is whewe meez will du most of da dwivin’ fwum anyways, and is fuw-vew fwum da hall and da walls. MOL   Cuz da bedwoom walls hav fings in fwunt of dem. Ders a chest of dwawews on one wall and a dwessew on anuddew wall and mommys vanity on anuddew and well da bed blocks da uddew wall.  Meeez wuld need tu dwive mommy fwum da bed tu da pawdee box woom in da meownins when hers can’t hawdly muv.  So wees stawted at da bed.  Mommy had da chaiw pointed tuwawds da pawdee box woom and so all dat wuz left is fuw meez tu dwive us der.  So Meez pawed da on button and it beeped.  Meez den put me mouf on da joystick and lifted meez eyes so meez kuld see, and slowly pushed da joystick fowawd, and…..wees didn’t muv. MOL   Not even an inch.  So meez pawed da on button again, and slid meez paw back down tu mommys lap, and pushed da joystick fowawd a bit stwongew, and……ZooooooooM!!!   BANG!!!   BOOM!!!!!   Wight intu da chest of dwawews. MOL   Meez had pawed da speed button when meez dwagged me paw back down aftew westawtin’ da chaiw.  Fank Catness mommy puts paddin’ on da chaiw duwin’ twainin’. MOL  Meez finks wees wus boff stunned cuz wees boff just sat der like…fuwevew afuw mommy backed us up.  Meez kuldn’t get down so meez had tu sit der all cwunched up lookin’ at da chest. MOL   Finally mommy backed us up and wees stawted ovew back at da bed.

 

Or so mommy fawt. She got us all backed up and and loosened her gwip on me and meez wus off.  Yep wight outta der meez went. Dat wus nuff fuw meez. MOL   Well mommy let meez fink dat me had won cuz hers came and sat down in da livin’ woom and stawted watchin T.V. til meez got up in hers lap, which took all of 5 minutes.  Meez wuz luvvin’ and purrin and den she held me and back tu da chaiw we went again. OMC   Dat’s just not faiw.  Meez wanted tu luv not leawn. MOL   Wees sat down and mommy held meez a little tightew den afuw and so meez put me mouf on da joystick and pushed it fowawd. Wees wus off.  Fings wus lookin’ good tu, not tu fast and not tu slow, wees wus goin’ at a speed dat wus just wight.  And den wees got tu da pawdee box woom and meez had tu push da joystick fowawd a little hawdew tu get ovew da hump, and……BOOoooOOOooom!!! (dat’s vibwations–mol)  Wight intu da bafftub. MOL  Yous know dat pawdee box woom floow is a little slippewy,  Da tiwes woll much fastew on it den dey du on da cawpet.  And dis time mommy and meez boff fell fowawd intu da tub. OMC   Mommy wus clutchin’ meez so tight and hers tuwned so dat hers wus da one dat hit da hawd tub and meez wus on mommys chest.  Sis Lexi heawd da commotion and hers came wunnin’ intu da pawdee box woom and jumped up in da chaiw and looked at boff mommy and me like, “Whatcha’ duin’?”  MOL   Okay, lesson ovew fur da day mommy.  Meez dun nuff.   Meez got yous tu da pawdee box woom da west is up tu you. MOL 

Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum Day!!!

 

Hav a Pawsum Day!!!
Hav a Pawsum Day!!!  🙂

 

 

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Dezi

37 thoughts on “Time Fur Anuddew Dwivin’ Lesson!!”

    1. MOL Mommy seez hers needs tu keep a camewa attached tu hers at all times cuz shes misses all da good stuff. MOL Hav a Pawsum day!! 😀

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

      Dezi

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  3. Dezi, We still be thinking that you are practicing to be a stunt cat. Our mom has a furiend who is blind and Mommy has a neuromuscular disease. They are always teasing each other that they need to wear big Michelin man suits so they don’t hurt themselves so much. It’s beginning to sound that both you and Mom Audra could use one of those. MOL! We got our Tidy Cats coupon today. Thank you so much. You are pawsome. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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    1. MOL Meez gunna check intu dat tu see ifin it pays bettew den mommy. MOL Meez doubts it tho’ cuz mommys luv is so amazin’ and hers weally spoils meez and sis Lexi.
      Glad yous got da coupon, sowwy der wusn’t mowe. Wees fawt der wus but sumtimes mommy dusn’t see so well. MOL Hope ya’ll awe havvin a Pawsum day!! 😀

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

      Dezi

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  4. All I can say Dezi is AWESOME…I mena I am a human and do you think I can learn to drive a manual (think you guys call them stick shifts)…imean I have been on our quad bike and Fozziedad has been very patient and if reversing was all I needed to do then I would be queen bwaahhaa 🙂 keep it up sweet one you rock!!! hugs Fozziemum xxx

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    1. MOL Aaaaaw Fozziemum you’s so funny. Dat’s okay wees will cwown yous Queen of da Wevewse. teheehee Meez nevew gunna stop twyin’ tu be bettew and du more fuw meez mommy. Fanks fuw da hugs and hav a Pawsum day!! 😀

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

      Dezi

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  5. ZoooooooM!!! BANG!!! BOOM!!!

    MOUSES!

    But what a real trouper you are, goin’ back for more lessons. You’re a much braver cat than I. I’ve never managed to drive a thing except, sometimes, the peep says I drive her crazy… whatever THAT means.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. Aaaw Fanks Nissy but meez luvs me mommy so much dat meez wuld go back time and again no mattew what. And meez dwives mommy cwazy tu. MOL Meez guesses dat means meez can dwive 2 fings. MOL Hav a Pawsum Day!! 😀

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

      Dezi

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