Well meez hadn’t mastewed da wheelchaiw so mommy decided it wuz time fuw anuddew dwivin’ lesson. Dis time wees stawted in da bedwoom cuz dis is whewe meez will du most of da dwivin’ fwum anyways, and is fuw-vew fwum da hall and da walls. MOL Cuz da bedwoom walls hav fings in fwunt of dem. Ders a chest of dwawews on one wall and a dwessew on anuddew wall and mommys vanity on anuddew and well da bed blocks da uddew wall. Meeez wuld need tu dwive mommy fwum da bed tu da pawdee box woom in da meownins when hers can’t hawdly muv. So wees stawted at da bed. Mommy had da chaiw pointed tuwawds da pawdee box woom and so all dat wuz left is fuw meez tu dwive us der. So Meez pawed da on button and it beeped. Meez den put me mouf on da joystick and lifted meez eyes so meez kuld see, and slowly pushed da joystick fowawd, and…..wees didn’t muv. MOL Not even an inch. So meez pawed da on button again, and slid meez paw back down tu mommys lap, and pushed da joystick fowawd a bit stwongew, and……ZooooooooM!!! BANG!!! BOOM!!!!! Wight intu da chest of dwawews. MOL Meez had pawed da speed button when meez dwagged me paw back down aftew westawtin’ da chaiw. Fank Catness mommy puts paddin’ on da chaiw duwin’ twainin’. MOL Meez finks wees wus boff stunned cuz wees boff just sat der like…fuwevew afuw mommy backed us up. Meez kuldn’t get down so meez had tu sit der all cwunched up lookin’ at da chest. MOL Finally mommy backed us up and wees stawted ovew back at da bed.
Or so mommy fawt. She got us all backed up and and loosened her gwip on me and meez wus off. Yep wight outta der meez went. Dat wus nuff fuw meez. MOL Well mommy let meez fink dat me had won cuz hers came and sat down in da livin’ woom and stawted watchin T.V. til meez got up in hers lap, which took all of 5 minutes. Meez wuz luvvin’ and purrin and den she held me and back tu da chaiw we went again. OMC Dat’s just not faiw. Meez wanted tu luv not leawn. MOL Wees sat down and mommy held meez a little tightew den afuw and so meez put me mouf on da joystick and pushed it fowawd. Wees wus off. Fings wus lookin’ good tu, not tu fast and not tu slow, wees wus goin’ at a speed dat wus just wight. And den wees got tu da pawdee box woom and meez had tu push da joystick fowawd a little hawdew tu get ovew da hump, and……BOOoooOOOooom!!! (dat’s vibwations–mol) Wight intu da bafftub. MOL Yous know dat pawdee box woom floow is a little slippewy, Da tiwes woll much fastew on it den dey du on da cawpet. And dis time mommy and meez boff fell fowawd intu da tub. OMC Mommy wus clutchin’ meez so tight and hers tuwned so dat hers wus da one dat hit da hawd tub and meez wus on mommys chest. Sis Lexi heawd da commotion and hers came wunnin’ intu da pawdee box woom and jumped up in da chaiw and looked at boff mommy and me like, “Whatcha’ duin’?” MOL Okay, lesson ovew fur da day mommy. Meez dun nuff. Meez got yous tu da pawdee box woom da west is up tu you. MOL
Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum Day!!!
- Hav a Pawsum Day!!! 🙂
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Dezi, we bet you’ll be a pro at driving the wheelchair in no time!
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Aaaw Fanks, meez gunna mastew it dat’s fuw suwe. Hav a Pawsum day!! 😀
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Dezi
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Hee hee–that was quite a story, Dezi! I never heard of a kitty that learned to drive before–I hope you and Mommy don’t land in the bafftub too many more times 😉
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MOL Fanks Spitty. Meez finks mommy hopes dat tu. Hav a Pawsum day!! 😀
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Deztinee
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I still say you are a brave girl to continue your lessons. Those chairs can be tricky at first even for humans. I had a hard time driving my roommate’s chair at first. You have to get the touch for the joystick and each chair is different. Good job sweetie.
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Fanks awnty Sarah, it’s a bit twicky. Specially since meez head is down and meez eyes hav tu look up. MOL Sumtimes meez fuwgets which. MOL But sis Lexi dwives so good and meez wants tu be just like hers and make meez mommy purroud so me will keep on til meez mastews it. 🙂 Hav a Pawsum Sunday!! 😀
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Dezi
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Do you have a sign on the wheelchair that say’s test driver ?!
mol
XOXO
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MOL Nope but meez finks all da pillows and paddin’ sez nuff. MOL Hav a Pawsum day!! 😀
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Dezi
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You are so pawesome!
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Fanks Misaki. 🙂 Hav a Pawsum day!! 😀
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Dezi
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OMC I wouldn’t be brave like you at all! Dezi you are quite the amazing kitty!
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Aaaw Marty fanks, meez bet you wuld be bwave ifin yous had tu. Fank you fuw da compliment. (blushes) Hav a Pawsum day!! 😀
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Dezi
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Sounds like you are making a little progress Deziz. Pretty soon you will be driving that wheel chair all over the place with ease. Hope all of you have a wonderful day.
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Yep Marg meez gunna mastew dis wheelchaiw one way or anuddew. mol Hav a Pawsum Day!! 😀
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Dezi
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I bet it’s not easy for a kitty to maneuvre a MOUSE. But I’m sure you can do that and you both will have joy with the joystick. It’s great to read what cat’s can learn and what they can do to support their people. Have a super sunday!
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Aaaaw Fanks Braque meez glad you’s enjoyin meez stowwy. It is purretty hawd tu leawn tu dwive a big ole chaiw wiff meez head tuwned down and meez eyes twyin’ tu look up. MOL But meez gunna get it, fuw suwe!! 🙂 Hav a Pawsum Sunday!! 😀
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Dezi
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Yikes…..well, I still think it’s amazing you get the idea of driving even if there’s a few “whoopsies” along the way! Humans have a tough time learning to drive too…..tee hee.
Hugs, Sammy
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MOL yep Sammy meez mite hav had a foo BooBoos, okaay a lot of BooBoos (mol) but meez kep twyin’. And yes hoomans ae so bad at it deys gotta hav a license and insuwance. MOL Hav a Pawsum Sunday!! 😀
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Dezi
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OMC, thank goodness there wasn’t any water in the tub or you and mommy would have went swimming today MOL.
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Yep awnty MeLinda and Jynxx wees wulda, couwse it mite hav made mommys landin’ a little softew. MOL Hav a Pawsum Sunday!! 😀
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Dezi
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