I’z Said No!!!

OMC How arr y’all dooin’ tooday? Lexi heer ibin youz not figgered it out yet. Az youz noez I’z had too go too da VET yesfurday, and too beez awnezt, I’z didunt wanna go not one bit. Mommy eeben took a liddull video weez’ll beez shayrin’ wiv ya’. I’z saree ‘bowt da pantin’, da a/c wuzunt werkin’ berry good and it wuz sum kinda hot. Anee wayz weez got der and had too wayt fur an ower afur aneepawdy kaym in too da room. Weez finelee met da nu VET dat werkz wiff Doc C. And weez not like her one bit. She stuck me 4 timez afur getting’ bloodz frum minez awlreddy nekkid neck. And she didunt seem too be aybull to furm an owe-rijinal fawt on herz own. Mommy azked herz a few kweshunz ‘bowt heerz fawtz on CKD and vak-sinayshunz and such, and she kwoeted da partee line weez get frum Doc C. Mommy didunt habz a chanz too pudid da bill in da pooter, but it endid up beein’ lezz dan dey kwoe-did us, it owenlee kawzt $133.74. Korz weez didunt habz it. Soz no mower go-win too da VET till weez get it awl payd. Purray dat weez not get sick or nuffin’, purrleez.

 Ifin yous can’t see da video, click here to watch it on youtube.

 

 

Oh sissy yous did fuss a bit didn’t ya’?. Meez just glad you and mommy got home okay and didn’t melt. Mommy had a migwaine (and still duz) and was a stinky sweaty mess.. MOL Mommy has a visit wiff hers case worker today and so weez’ll be wound to visit as we can.

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Youz mayd me a pin kooshin laydee. I’z fur shur doent like herz mommy.

Now fur da news yous all been waitin’ fur. Da winner of da 20 pound bag of SmartCat cat litter is: (can me get a dwum roll?) Okay, never mind, da winner is: Mike Hartley. Concats Scout Pete H. Tell yous daddy to send us a email and weez’ll see to it yous get yous litter. Yous gunna luv it.

Me can't have a posty wiffout a foto of me, wight?.
Me can’t have a posty wiffout a foto of me, wight?.

Till da next time………………………..Be Blest!!!

 

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

Dezi and Lexi

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Shopping With a Bit of VET

Well meowllo everypawdy. Me had planned to make a shoppin’ wound da world posty today, but….Mommy hasn’t been shoppin’ in a while and sissy fwu up on da sales papers mommy was gunna use. How do yous like dat? Mommy wasn’t bwave enuff to wipe all dat yuck off da papers so she kuld read ‘em. They just went stwaight to da twash. MOL

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I’z kuldunt help it sissy, I’z had a upset tummy and a hairball too.

 

Me knows it wasn’t yous fawlt sissy but there is a pawdee box room full of piddle pads. You kulda went there.

 

I’z kulda Dezi but what fun wood dat habz bin? Mommy woodunt habz skrambulled so too get sumfin’ under me afur it awl kaym out on da karpit.

 

Yeah Lexi mommy duz look funny when she scwambles like dat, dusn’t she?. Anyways, mommy borrowed sum ads fwum our neighbor mr. W and so here’s what we got. Weez have only one store in our town and da next town over has only one store, so weez got da ads fwum them. We have a Super C and Delbert’s, so weez’ll list da purrices in dat order. So da furst item we kuld find was:

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73% Gwound Beef (not sumfin’ we wuld eat) Value packed at 20 lbs. is $2.49 and $2.69 a pound. Purrices look good till yous wealize you gotta buy 20 pounds. MOL

 

Next item: Corn on da cob: 3/$1.00 at boff stores..

 

Store bwand hamburger buns: $1.19 wiff a $30.00 purchase and .99 cents at Delbert’s

 

A 9oz bag of Frito’s is: 2/$5.00 at boff stores..

 

And an 8 ounce package of da store bwand lunch meats be $5.49 each at boff stores.

So you kuld make hamburgers or sandwiches wiff these ingwedients. Unfurtunately da stores didn’t have very many of da same fings on sale, so our list is a bit catty wampuss, but there ya’ have it. Weez joinin’ Bacon and Fozziemum fur Shoppin’ wound da world day. What kind of purrices do yous all have? Weez off to da VET fur Lexi so weez’ll be ketchin’ up tomowwo wiff all our visitin’.

 

I'z doent wanna goez too da VET mommy.
I’z doent wanna goez too da VET mommy.

 

Till da next time………………Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

Dezi and Lexi

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