I’z Said No!!!

OMC How arr y’all dooin’ tooday? Lexi heer ibin youz not figgered it out yet. Az youz noez I’z had too go too da VET yesfurday, and too beez awnezt, I’z didunt wanna go not one bit. Mommy eeben took a liddull video weez’ll beez shayrin’ wiv ya’. I’z saree ‘bowt da pantin’, da a/c wuzunt werkin’ berry good and it wuz sum kinda hot. Anee wayz weez got der and had too wayt fur an ower afur aneepawdy kaym in too da room. Weez finelee met da nu VET dat werkz wiff Doc C. And weez not like her one bit. She stuck me 4 timez afur getting’ bloodz frum minez awlreddy nekkid neck. And she didunt seem too be aybull to furm an owe-rijinal fawt on herz own. Mommy azked herz a few kweshunz ‘bowt heerz fawtz on CKD and vak-sinayshunz and such, and she kwoeted da partee line weez get frum Doc C. Mommy didunt habz a chanz too pudid da bill in da pooter, but it endid up beein’ lezz dan dey kwoe-did us, it owenlee kawzt $133.74. Korz weez didunt habz it. Soz no mower go-win too da VET till weez get it awl payd. Purray dat weez not get sick or nuffin’, purrleez.

 Ifin yous can’t see da video, click here to watch it on youtube.

 

 

Oh sissy yous did fuss a bit didn’t ya’?. Meez just glad you and mommy got home okay and didn’t melt. Mommy had a migwaine (and still duz) and was a stinky sweaty mess.. MOL Mommy has a visit wiff hers case worker today and so weez’ll be wound to visit as we can.

dw Lexi1513
Youz mayd me a pin kooshin laydee. I’z fur shur doent like herz mommy.

Now fur da news yous all been waitin’ fur. Da winner of da 20 pound bag of SmartCat cat litter is: (can me get a dwum roll?) Okay, never mind, da winner is: Mike Hartley. Concats Scout Pete H. Tell yous daddy to send us a email and weez’ll see to it yous get yous litter. Yous gunna luv it.

Me can't have a posty wiffout a foto of me, wight?.
Me can’t have a posty wiffout a foto of me, wight?.

Till da next time………………………..Be Blest!!!

 

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

Dezi and Lexi

cat-animated

Shopping With a Bit of VET

Well meowllo everypawdy. Me had planned to make a shoppin’ wound da world posty today, but….Mommy hasn’t been shoppin’ in a while and sissy fwu up on da sales papers mommy was gunna use. How do yous like dat? Mommy wasn’t bwave enuff to wipe all dat yuck off da papers so she kuld read ‘em. They just went stwaight to da twash. MOL

 dw Dezi1382

I’z kuldunt help it sissy, I’z had a upset tummy and a hairball too.

 

Me knows it wasn’t yous fawlt sissy but there is a pawdee box room full of piddle pads. You kulda went there.

 

I’z kulda Dezi but what fun wood dat habz bin? Mommy woodunt habz skrambulled so too get sumfin’ under me afur it awl kaym out on da karpit.

 

Yeah Lexi mommy duz look funny when she scwambles like dat, dusn’t she?. Anyways, mommy borrowed sum ads fwum our neighbor mr. W and so here’s what we got. Weez have only one store in our town and da next town over has only one store, so weez got da ads fwum them. We have a Super C and Delbert’s, so weez’ll list da purrices in dat order. So da furst item we kuld find was:

 dw Dezi1374

73% Gwound Beef (not sumfin’ we wuld eat) Value packed at 20 lbs. is $2.49 and $2.69 a pound. Purrices look good till yous wealize you gotta buy 20 pounds. MOL

 

Next item: Corn on da cob: 3/$1.00 at boff stores..

 

Store bwand hamburger buns: $1.19 wiff a $30.00 purchase and .99 cents at Delbert’s

 

A 9oz bag of Frito’s is: 2/$5.00 at boff stores..

 

And an 8 ounce package of da store bwand lunch meats be $5.49 each at boff stores.

So you kuld make hamburgers or sandwiches wiff these ingwedients. Unfurtunately da stores didn’t have very many of da same fings on sale, so our list is a bit catty wampuss, but there ya’ have it. Weez joinin’ Bacon and Fozziemum fur Shoppin’ wound da world day. What kind of purrices do yous all have? Weez off to da VET fur Lexi so weez’ll be ketchin’ up tomowwo wiff all our visitin’.

 

I'z doent wanna goez too da VET mommy.
I’z doent wanna goez too da VET mommy.

 

Till da next time………………Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

Dezi and Lexi

cat-animated

Boar, Bacon, All The Same?

Oh meow weez got a gweat tweat to tell you ‘bout today. Chewy asked us to review sum fureeze dwied tweats fwum Orijen this mumff and we got ‘cited. Weez twied a few udder purrodcuts fwum Orijen and fur da most pawrt weez liked ‘em. And as most of you know we luv fureeze dwied tweats. They’re purawlly one of our favowits. But what flavor wuld we be twyin’ this time we wunnewed? Mommy wusn’t tellin’ so when da box awwived we was all over it.

 

Youz mean I’z wuz awl oweber it doen’cha’ Dezi?.

 

It's a Chewy box. I'z wunner whatz in it?
It’s a Chewy box. I’z wunner whatz in it?

Well yes, Lexi you was da one all over it, but me was close by. Me was just as ‘cited as you to find out what was in it. So mommy opened it up and…Orijen Wild Boar Treats? OMC Dat be what bacon’s made of, wight sissy?

 

Well sort ov Dezi. I’z gezz itz kloze enuff.

 dw4278orijen

Well there was no waitin’, we wanted a taste wight then. So mommy opened da bag and pulled out a kupple tweats each and offered ‘em to us. What do yous fink sissy? Awe they good?

 dw4287orijen

(chewing)

 

Sissy? stop eatin’ fur a minute and tell everypawdy what you fink ‘bout these tweats.

 

I’z like ‘em a lot Dezi. 4 paws up heer.

 

Fanks sis.. (Chewing) They be very good. Sowry to talk wiff meez mouff full, but these awe weally, weally good. Fur those of you kitties dat awen’t lucky enuff to get dat bacon or even fur those dat do, these wuld be a purrfect substitute. Me gives ’em 4 paws up too.

dw4288orijen

Now what’s mommy gunna say ‘bout ‘em me wunners? Well to find dat out weez need to find out a bit more ‘bout ‘em. They be 100% single animal source Alberta wild boar. All dat’s in ‘em is wild boar and wild boar liver. They be low calorie and carbohydrate free. And da pieces awe a nice size fur a cats smaller mouff. Altho’ me duz like an even smaller bite, so mommy halved them fur me and sez they was very soft and easily split wiffout crumblin’ all to pieces. Me sez since they be soft in texture they be easy fur older kitties who may not have as many teefies left. And they wuld be easy enuff to cwumble over a meal fur a little entiemnet. And altho’ they do make these tweats fur doggies too, since there be nuffin’ in ‘em but da meat, yous can share wiff yous doggie bwofurs and sisfurs. Orijen gets all it’s ingwedients locally in Canada and then purrpares ‘em wight there too. They don’t outsource. Dat means they make all their purroducts themselves stead of sendin’ it to anudder manufacturer to purrpare, and they don’t make any foods fur any udder companies. Now yous wanna know what mommy sez ‘bout ‘em don’t ya’?

 

Kitty bite size pieces
Kitty bite size pieces

Well honey I’m thrilled that both you and your sister like them. they are for sure good for you and sine I can read the ingredient list I really like that. And even though the bag is 1.25 ounces it’s packed full and at $6.99 it’s a great value for such a high quality food. So even I give them 2 thumbs up.

 logo.20130121chewy

So there ya have it, 8 paws total fwum sissy and me and 2 fumms fwum mommy make this a winnin’ tweat at our house. Now get on over to Chewy and get yous bag wight now. And while yous there check out all da udder wunnewful fings chewy has to offer. They have flat rate s/h of $4.95 everyday and furee fur orders over $49.00. They ship Fedex ground so you have yous order in no time and you can even schedule yous favowits to ship out wegularly. But don’t worry yous can change, speed up or slow down yous autoship anytime. And their customer service is top notch. Fanks Chewy and Orijen fur anudder pawtastic purroduct. And don’t furget, today be da last day to enter our pawsum give away. Ifin yous not entered yet, click here and leave a comment lettin’ us know yous wanna enter. Now meez gunna go get sum luvvin’ and have sum more of dat boar. 🙂

 dw4306

Till da next time……………..Be Blest!!!

 

 

Dezi = Blue

Lexi = Green

Mommy = Black

 

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

Dezi and Lexi

cat-animated 

Disclaimer: We received a bag of Orijen Wild Boar cat tweats fur furee in weturn fur our honest and unbiased opinion. As always our opinions awe not fur sale and we weceived no gween papers fur this review. Chewy nor Orijen awe wesponsible fur da content in this posty.

We Have A Plan

OMC weez sure had da stowrms yesfurday didn’t we mommy?

 dw Dezi1477

Yes we did dear. Oklahoma is really getting’ hit. One of the VET offices in the town we go to for you and sissy flooded and had to evacuate all the animals that were there over the weekend.

Oh mommy, me sure hopes they was all okay.

 

I’z doo too Dezi. Dat wood beez pawfool bein’ sick and locked in a kayj and seein’ da water getting’ klozer and klozer and not bein’ aybull too git away. We arr soz blezt.

dw Lexi lap1353 

Yes, Lexi we are. And yes Dezi, they are all okay.

Mommy meez noticed weez have quite a few new readers to meez bloggy lately.

 

Yes Dezi we have. I’m glad you noticed.

 

Oh me did and me wants to fank and welcome you all to Deziz World, da blog ‘bout a couple twained Service cats and their disabled hooman mommy. But me was finkin’ dat maybe we should tell sum more stories ‘bout our twainin’ and da diffewence in a Service animal, Therapy animal and Companion animal. You know it can weally be confusin’ fur peeps dat don’t weally know, or don’t have a need fur one themselves. And sumtimes udder peeps in social media mistakenly make misleadin’ statements.

 0dw Dezi cat tree4

Yes Dezi, you’re absolutely right. I think that’s a wonderful idea. You know mommy has a lot of things to do before this month is over, so what do you think about running a series next month?

 

Me finks dat’s a pawsum idea mommy. Me knows yous have a busy week this week twyin’ to get our lease wenewal stuffs togedder and takin’ sissy back to da VET so next mumff wuld be pawtastic. Sissy, what do yous fink?

 

I’z fink datz a grayt plan Dezi. Arr youz gunna let me tell a few stowreez?

dw Lexi4062 

Of course me will sissy. Youz a gweat stowry teller. And me finks weez oughtta dictate to mommy and let hers type it in hooman speak so dat everypawdy can unnerstand and there’ll be no misunnewstandin’ what we be sayin’. Do yous fink dat be a good idea mommy?

 

I do sweetheart. So we’ll just plan a nice series of posts all about he different types of helpful animals and tell a few of y’all’s training stories.

 

Fanks mommy. So everypawdy mawrk yous calendars and be sure to check in wiff us everyday cuz yous not wanna miss this pawsum series. Weally yous not wanna miss a posty. Weez luv all our furiends visitin’ and leavin’ us comments. And we hope yous all checked out our pawsum give away. You can still enter by clickin’ here and leavin’ a comment tellin’ us dat yous wuld like to win. And while yous be there, go ahead and hit dat “follow me” button on meez sidebar so yous not miss a posty.

 dw D L Love - 2HEoW-1e6 - normal

 

Till da next time……………….Be Blest!!!

 

Dezi = Blue

Lexi = Green

Mommy = Black

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

 

Dezi and Lexi

cat-animated