Dezi, Mommy, the Wheelchair and the Wall, O My

Well meez stawted tellin’ yous yesfuwday ’bout meez leawnin’ tu dwive da wheelchaiw.  Okay meez wus just gettin’ comfy wiff it, but yous gotta admit dat a long tailed long haired cat and a movin’ chaiw kuld make fuw a scawy occuwance.  But meez twusts meez mommy and knows dat shes wuldn’t let anyfin’  huwt me so it wus time tu weally leawn tu dwive.  So one day aftew mommy and meez had been pwacticin’ where meez shuld sit and how tu push da joystick tu make da chaiw go and how tu push da button tu tuwn on da chaiw, it wus time fuw a dwivin’ lesson.  Fiwst tho’ let meez tell you a little ’bout Ragdolls. We’s vewy smawt but we’s kittys fuw quite a while.  Meanin’ wees matuwe slowew den uddew kittys.  So just cuz we’s all grown up in body dusn’t mean a fing. MOL  We’s still gunna act like a kitten sumtimes, you know showt ‘tention span and a bit playful.  So meez and mommy wus in da chaiw at da edge of da dinin’ woom and weady tu go.  Sis Lexi wus lookin’ on fwum da livin’ woom.  Meez pawed da on button and heawd it beep and den meez put me mouf on da joystick.   Da last place mommy had used da chaiw wus when hers took da twash out, so hers had turned da speed all da way up.  Anyways meez pushed da joystick fowawd and….Zooooooom Away wees went.  BOOM!!  And wight intu da hall wall.  We came tu a complete and abwupt stop. Mommy had fuwgot tu tuwn da speed down when hers came back in da house.  And ifin mommy hadn’t been holdin’ onto me, den meez kulda wulda hit da wall meezself. MOL    Meez eyes got big as saucews and sis Lexi sat stwaight up and dwopped hers mouf all da way tu da floow.  MOL  Okay, so maybe hers mouf wusn’t all da way tu da floow, but da look on hers face sed it all.  Meez had made a boo boo.

 

Meez stawted squiwmin’ and twyin’ tu get down but mommy wusn’t lettin’ meez go.  ‘Stead she stawted luvvin’ on me and tellin’ meez it wus guunna be okay.  All meez kuld fink is ‘whewe wus she??  Can’t she see da wall in fwunt of us??’  Mommy backed us up and calmed meez down and tuwned da speed down tu weally slow.  So meez put me mouf on da joystick again and pushed it fowawd vewy cawefully. Wees stawted wollin’ down da hall and…..da fone wang.  Meez jewked meez head wound towawds da livin’ woom and da fone, and when meez did, da chaiw tuwned wiff meez. MOL  BOOM!!  Intu da wall weez went again.  Dis time meez jumped outta da chaiw afuw mommy kuld gwip meez weally tight.  And off tu get da fone meez went.  Lesson ovew. MOL   Dis lesson wus ovew, but mommy wusn’t finished wiff meez yet.  Mommy and meez and da chaiw had hit da wall twice, but mommy wusn’t ’bout tu give up on meez.                                              Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum Catuwday!!!

 

Meez waitin' fuw da fone tu wing and lookin' aftew mommy.
Meez waitin’ fuw da fone tu wing and lookin’ aftew mommy.

Meez told you dat weez just like any uddew kitty ‘sep wees hav a job. So we fawt wees wuld shawe dis video wees made tuday wiff ow new toys dat wees got fuw sis Lexi’s Meowday fwum ow wunnewful furiend Shiner.

Ifin yous can’t see da video, paw dis link:  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkLPzDlw2RE)

 

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀  

Dezi

28 thoughts on “Dezi, Mommy, the Wheelchair and the Wall, O My

  1. Girls, I bet it was funny when the chair got away from you. I’m glad no one got hurt but sometimes you just have to laugh when stuff happens. I loved the video and you both looked you were having a great time. P.S. You are the sweetest kitties and I know your mom is so proud of you. Jynxx and Mom ❤

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    1. It wuz vewy funny awnty MeLinda and Jynxx aftew da fiwst foo seconds of scawwy. MOL Fanks, wees wuz havin’ a meowsy gweat time. Wees had seen those little nip sticks evew whewe but wees had nevew had any.Mommy usually buys da cheap nip. It’s okay, but da nip in these toyys is outta dis wowld pawtastic!!! 😀

      Fank you fuw da compliment and mommy is vewy purroud of us. Hers nevew misses a oppurrtunity tu show us off even ifin is just a foto. Mommy’s da cwazy cat lady dat pulls out hers kitty fotos and makes evewpawdy look at dem da way uddews du wiff der kids or gwandkids. MOL Hav a Pawsum weekend!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

      Dezi

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    1. MOL MOL Oh meez so sowwy fuw laffin’ (snickers) but yous mommy souds like meez mommy. Hers sez dat we’s faw bettew dwivews den hers is. MOL Hav a Pawsum Sunday yous self.

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

      Dezi

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  2. I am totally impressed! I know you hit a wall but I probably would have ran over on of my sisters tails. It sure is nice to meet you and a great big howdy from South Carolina!

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    1. Y fanks fuw pwowlin’ ovew tu meez blog Brian, is vewy nice tu meet you. Poow sisfuws, MOL Meez bet dey wulda got outta da way. Meez suwe did when meez fiwst came tu liv wiff mommy and da chaiw wuld muv. MOL Hope da weddew in S. Cawolina is good. It’s purretty nice hewe in Oklahoma, Hav a Pawsum Catuwday!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

      Dezi

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  3. Zowie – you practicing to be a race car driver? he he – just teasing. You are a pretty smart kitty with a very patient mama.

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    1. A wace caw dwivew. MOL Meez uddew furiends sed meez wus gunna be a stunt kitty. Meez finkin’ me oughtta check intu sum of these and see ifin dey pay bettew den meez cuwwent job. MOL Just kiddin’ meez wuldn’t leav meez mommy fuw nuffin in da wowld. 🙂 Hav a Pawsum Catuwday!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

      Dezi

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  4. Hi there Dezi, it is so good to meet you and thanks so much for coming to visit us at our blog.We loved your story about driving the wheelchair. That sounds very exciting. Can’t wait to hear more stories. Have a great week end.

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    1. Meez enjoyed yous blog tu. Fanks fur visitin’ me. Meez can’t wait tu tell more stowwys. 🙂 Hav a Pawsum Cayuwday!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

      Dezi

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  5. Hey Dezi, It sounds to us as if you are practicing to become a stunt cat. MOL! Looking forward to the next installment. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth & Calista Jo

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  6. Oh my – learning how to drive was a real challenge wasn’t it?! But just look at you now – you can do it all…..and on top of THAT, you got some wonderful fun toys from your friend Shiner to play with. You and Lexi do look like you’re having a TON of fun! Enjoy your weekend Dezi – you deserve it!

    Hugs, Sammy

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    1. Yep Sammy dat dwinvin’ is hawdew den it looks. Lexi just zooms wound like she wus bown tu dwive. MOL And yes wees awe havin fun. Da toys wus fuw sis Lexi’s Meowday on Tuesday but wees got tu hav dem eawly, and da nip is pawtastic!! Da video wus a bit dawk but wees wus havin’ so much fun mommy decided tu shawe it anyways. 🙂 Hav a Pawsum Catuwday!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

      Dezi

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