Month: April 2014

Dezi, Mommy, the Wheelchair and the Wall, O My

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Well meez stawted tellin’ yous yesfuwday ’bout meez leawnin’ tu dwive da wheelchaiw.  Okay meez wus just gettin’ comfy wiff it, but yous gotta admit dat a long tailed long haired cat and a movin’ chaiw kuld make fuw a scawy occuwance.  But meez twusts meez mommy and knows dat shes wuldn’t let anyfin’  huwt me so it wus time tu weally leawn tu dwive.  So one day aftew mommy and meez had been pwacticin’ where meez shuld sit and how tu push da joystick tu make da chaiw go and how tu push da button tu tuwn on da chaiw, it wus time fuw a dwivin’ lesson.  Fiwst tho’ let meez tell you a little ’bout Ragdolls. We’s vewy smawt but we’s kittys fuw quite a while.  Meanin’ wees matuwe slowew den uddew kittys.  So just cuz we’s all grown up in body dusn’t mean a fing. MOL  We’s still gunna act like a kitten sumtimes, you know showt ‘tention span and a bit playful.  So meez and mommy wus in da chaiw at da edge of da dinin’ woom and weady tu go.  Sis Lexi wus lookin’ on fwum da livin’ woom.  Meez pawed da on button and heawd it beep and den meez put me mouf on da joystick.   Da last place mommy had used da chaiw wus when hers took da twash out, so hers had turned da speed all da way up.  Anyways meez pushed da joystick fowawd and….Zooooooom Away wees went.  BOOM!!  And wight intu da hall wall.  We came tu a complete and abwupt stop. Mommy had fuwgot tu tuwn da speed down when hers came back in da house.  And ifin mommy hadn’t been holdin’ onto me, den meez kulda wulda hit da wall meezself. MOL    Meez eyes got big as saucews and sis Lexi sat stwaight up and dwopped hers mouf all da way tu da floow.  MOL  Okay, so maybe hers mouf wusn’t all da way tu da floow, but da look on hers face sed it all.  Meez had made a boo boo.

 

Meez stawted squiwmin’ and twyin’ tu get down but mommy wusn’t lettin’ meez go.  ‘Stead she stawted luvvin’ on me and tellin’ meez it wus guunna be okay.  All meez kuld fink is ‘whewe wus she??  Can’t she see da wall in fwunt of us??’  Mommy backed us up and calmed meez down and tuwned da speed down tu weally slow.  So meez put me mouf on da joystick again and pushed it fowawd vewy cawefully. Wees stawted wollin’ down da hall and…..da fone wang.  Meez jewked meez head wound towawds da livin’ woom and da fone, and when meez did, da chaiw tuwned wiff meez. MOL  BOOM!!  Intu da wall weez went again.  Dis time meez jumped outta da chaiw afuw mommy kuld gwip meez weally tight.  And off tu get da fone meez went.  Lesson ovew. MOL   Dis lesson wus ovew, but mommy wusn’t finished wiff meez yet.  Mommy and meez and da chaiw had hit da wall twice, but mommy wusn’t ’bout tu give up on meez.                                              Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum Catuwday!!!

 

Meez waitin' fuw da fone tu wing and lookin' aftew mommy.
Meez waitin’ fuw da fone tu wing and lookin’ aftew mommy.

Meez told you dat weez just like any uddew kitty ‘sep wees hav a job. So we fawt wees wuld shawe dis video wees made tuday wiff ow new toys dat wees got fuw sis Lexi’s Meowday fwum ow wunnewful furiend Shiner.

Ifin yous can’t see da video, paw dis link:  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkLPzDlw2RE)

 

 

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Dezi

Dezi Learns tu Drive da Wheelchair…or Does She??

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Meez has lots mowe funny stowwys ’bout meez and da fone and meez in genewal, but mommy fawt it wuld be bettew ifin wes’ went ahead and told you ’bout sum of da uddew stuff meez dus and den wes’ kuld come back and tell mowe funny stowwys.  Not dat twainin’ wusn’t fun and funny sumtimes as you will soon wead.  Meez fawt dat we shuld also tell you dat wes’ don’t covew evew minute of twainin’ so meez blog is not intended tu be a twainin’ manual.  But ifin der’s sumfin yous wuld like tu know more ’bout or need help wiff you can always contact us by email and mommy will twy tu help you.  And maybe we will covew it in meez blog.  Wes’ luv heawin’ fwum ya’ll.  All questions and comments awe welkum.  Well wiff all of mommys purrawlems hers medicine weaws off duwin da nite and hers can’t move so good in da meownins.  so hers doctow owdewed her a wheelchaiw tu use.  Back when mommy fiwst got da wheelchaiw hers got ‘wound a bit bettew, but now a days hers weally can’t move below hers neck when she fiwst wakes up.   So it’s ow job tu massage hers awms so she can move dem, and hers legs so she can move dem a little and den get her intu da wheelchaiw and tu da pawdee box woom fur….well yous know and den tu da kitchen so she an make us bwekky.  🙂 So meez got da massage down pat, and even tho’ it’s not pawt of dis, meez gweat wiff da fone. MOL   So now is time fur meez tu leawn tu dwive da wheelchaiw. 

 

Sis Lexi told lots of stowwys ’bout meez and da wheelchaiw so meez gunna twy not tu wepeat ’em here.  Altho’ dey may sound similaw cuz well, it’s not like those things only hapund once or twice. MOL    As mommy stated in da wadio innewview, wes’ dwive da wheelchaiw wiff ow moufs on da joystick.  So mommy put meez in her lap and gently pushed meez head down so dat mees bit da joystick. and den mommy gently pushed meez head fowawd and da chaiw moved. (mommy had alweady tuwned it on)  Well dat scawed meez and so me jumped down and wan.  Meez didn’t go vewy faw, and den meez tuwned wound tu see ifin da chaiw wus still movin’.   Fank fully it had stopped and mommy wus callin’ meez tu come back tu her.  Well meez luvs mommy mowe den meez fwaid, so me went wight back ovew and jumped back up in mommys lap.  Hers luved on me a bit and den put meez head back down ovew da joystick.  Meez pushed back against mommy and hers cooed at meez until me bit da joystick again.  Dis time wes’ didn’t move, and mommy let meez go. Wes’ did dis a foo mowe times afuw da chaiw stawted movin’ again and meez didn’t wun.  Next meez has tu leawn tu dwive da wheelchaiw all by meez self. 🙂  Now we’s in fuw sum fun. MOL                                Til da nex time,  Hav a Pawsum day!!!

 

Meez Luvs you!!
Meez Luvs you!! 

 

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Dezi

Dezi Luvs da Fone

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Well so meez leawned tu use da fone tu call 911 in case of an emewgency.  Da nex task wus tu leawn tu bwing da fone tu mommy when hers wus still awake but kuldn’t get tu it herself.  Lexi and meez awe mommys ‘fallen and can’t get up buttons.’ MOL   So mommy put a stwing on da fone and began meez twainin’.  Once wes’ know how tu bwing da fone, we use da belt loop attachment stead of stwing.  Mommy wuld wait til da fone wuld wing and den call meez ovew and giv meez da stwing and den tell me tu giv her da fone and den hers wuld take da stwing back.  And she wuld sleep wiff da fone and in da meownins when meez wuld cwawl up on hers chest she wuld giv me da stwing and tell meez tu giv it tu her.  Evewday da stwing wuld get a little showtew  until it wus wight on da fone.  By dis time meez wus big nuff tu cawwy da fone in meez mouf.  Meez wuld watch Lexi cawwy da fone tu mommy and ifin sumpawdy called in da meownins afur mommy kuld get ’round meez wuld watch Lexi help mommy and hold da fone fur her.  Shes wuld lay up against da fone so it wuld stay in place by mommys eaw.  Well meez fawt dat dis wus weally fun.  and sumtimes meez wuld hit da button and a voice wuld stawt talkin tu me.  Meez luvs tu visit and dis wus sumfin new.   So meez stawted twyin’ tu ‘answew’  and bwing mommy da fone evewtime it wang.  Even when mommy didn’t need meez tu.  And sumtimes it wusn’t convenient fur mommy. mol

 

More den once meez got da fone and pawed da talk button when mommy wus……unavailable. MOL   One aftewnoon mommy wus in da pawdee box woom and of couwse meez wus der wiff her.  You know da unspoken wule dat sez yous can’t go tu da pawdee by youself, wight?! MOL   Meez wus eyein’ da pawdee box meself when suddenly da fone wang.  Meez knew mommy kuldn’t get tu it fast nuff so off me wan.  Sis Lexi wus layin’ on da vanity and hers meowed at me as meez wan fur da fone, and mommy wus twyin’ tu get up and hollewin’ “Dezi, leave the phone alone honey.  Sweety come back here and go tu the pawdee box.  Dezi, purrlease.”  But meez didn’t listen and meez got da fone and stawted back tu da pawdee box woom wiff it.  Mommy hollewed agin fur meez tu dwop da fone, so dis time meez did.   Meez looked at mommy and den at da fone and it wus still wingin’, so meez pawed da big button dat makes voices come out of it.  And at dat moment mommy wus hollewein, “Dezi dear I’m on the pawdee and I don’t want the phone in the bathroom.”   Den mommy heawd a voice comin’ outta da fone sayin’ , “I’ll call back.”   Mommy sed fankfully dis time it wus hers case managew/nuwse.  Uddew wise hers wulda been weally embawased.  mol  Of couws dis wusn’t da fiwst time meez had dun dis and wuldn’t be da last.  So, twain yous kitty at yous own wisk.         Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum day!!

 

A furiend made dis fur us. We's da bestest furiends now, and wes' luv each uddew bunches.
A furiend made dis fur us. We’s da bestest furiends now, and wes’ luv each uddew bunches. 🙂

 

 

 

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Dezi

Dezi Learns tu Use da Phone

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Well meez told a showt stowwy ’bout meez and da fone but meez got so many new furiends and dat stowwy didn’t go intu much detail, so meez gunna tell ya’ ’bout meez fone twainin’.  Meez luvs da fone. MOL  Mommy didn’t know when hers twained meez dat hers wus cweatin’ a fone monstew. 🙂  Altho’ as you wead wiff Shad, meez not da fiwst kitty mommy’s had dat liked tu talk on da fone. MOL   Of couws when meez fiwst stawted twainin’ me wus tu small tu push da buttons on da fone.  Meez wus so small mommy wuld take meez tu da post office tu hav meez weighed evew week.  One of da joys of small town livin’. mol  Well membew meez wus sickly when me came tu liv here and mommy and me VET wanted tu make suwe dat meez wus gwowin’ okay and since der’s no VET in ow town and meez didn’t even wegistew on mommys scale da post office wus da logical choice.  It’s what yous wulda dun, wight?? mol  

So anyway, mommy waited til meez wus healfy and wowm fwee tu stawt twainin’ meez tu use da fone.  And den mommy wuld put da fone in hers lap and den take meez paw and pwess da buttons ovew and ovew and ovew agin.  Den hers wuld giv meez lots and lots of luv and a foo tweats. 🙂   Lexi wuld always lay der and watch me.  Shes’ got tweats tu and shes’ didn’t du nuffin.  Oh well dat’s just how wunnewful ow mommy is and how much she luvs us.  Well Lexi did du sumfin’, she always looked at meez like shes’ wus gunna splat me. mol   As meez gwew and put on more wweight, mommy wuld continue tu put meez paws on da fone til meez wus actually able tu pwess da nummews.  Den one day aftew mommy made a call, hers gav meez da fone and pwessed meez paws on da nummews agin and da fone stawted wingin’ and a voice came outta da uddew end and sed, “911 what’s your emergency?”  Meez skweeked at mommy and da voice sed, “Help is on the way.”  Meez skweeked at mommy agin and agin.  Meez didn’t know dat’s what me wus posed tu du, but meez just likes tu talk tu mommy and anypawdy else dat’ll listen. 🙂  And den da fone wang wif meez still sittin’ by it, and so meez stawted pawin at it, and meez hit a button dat made a voice say, “du you wanna try it again??”  Well meez didn’t know it but mommy had called da 911 opewatew and told hers dat shes’ wus gunna be twainin’ me tu call fur help and hers wus callin’ mommy tu see ifin hers wanted meez tu call agin.

PURRLEASE DO NOT CALL 911 or twain yous’ pets wifout fiwst checkin’ wiff dem tu see what time of day and what day wuld be best fuw dem, specially ifin yous’ live in a big city. When mommy wus twainin’ meez and all da uddew kittys’ hers twained, da fone wus not connected tu a fone jack until she wus weady fuw us tu make da call.  Wes’ called a foo more times dat day, and den wested up afur duin’ it  agin anuddew day until meez kuld du it wifout mommys help.  And den…….hers had cweated a fone monstew. MOL   Meez will tell yous sum cute stowwys ’bout meez and da fone nex.               So, til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum day!!!

Lexi lookin' at meez like shes wants tu splat me. mol
Lexi lookin’ at meez like shes wants tu splat me. mol
Meez and Lexi luv each uddew vewy much. :)
Meez and Lexi luv each uddew vewy much. 🙂

 

 

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Dezi