Dezi: WooHoo It’s finally here!!! It’s meez Meowday!!! Me be 5 years old today. (Dezi does the happy kitty dance and takes off down the hall for some zoomies)
Lexi: Meowllo eberpawdee, welkum too sis Deziz partee. I’z relee glad youz kuld awl kumm bi tooday. Mommy and me lubz Dezi a hole bunchez, and weez soz purrowd of her. Az mozt of youz noze, Deziz bin habbin sum pawdee box ishuze. It awl stardid when owr furmer nayberz skeered herz and din abter da fludz da floor staynk ob dog pee soz she went too uzin’ da floor. Well let me tell youz how it goze. Dezi will stand at da pawdee box room door and skweek at mommy. Ibin mommy gitz up and goze bak der she will uze da pawdee box. Ibin mommy duzn’t git bak der, she uzez da floor. Soz mommyz bin kinda wachin’ hers in da pawdee box and notizt dat da jumbow box iz a little too small fur Dezi. Soz weez gawdid herz (and me ob korz) a nu jigantik pawdee box fur herz Meowday. Awltho’ afur weez filled it wiff litter weez filled it wiff nip fur herz Birffday Partee. Derz awlzo bagz and a skoop soz beez shur and tayk sum home wiff youz. Weez awlzo gawdid lawtz of treetz, soz tayk youz faybrit wiff youz. And help youz selv too da pizza. And din reelax on da Liberty Tree hand mayd by Cat Tree Steve at Fandango Cat Furniture. Hiya’ Andy, glad youz kuld mayk it too Deziz partee.
Dig in and help yous selff
Andy hangin’ out on the Liberty Tree.
Dezi: Fank yous all fur comin’ to meez virtual pawty. Wait’ll yous all hear ‘bout meez date wiff Andy. It wuz pawsum. Fank yous Lexi and mommy fur puttin’ togedder this pawsum pawty fur me. Meez luvs yous boff sooooo vewy much. Meez hit da jackpot when me got da two of you. And lookit da pawsum Meowday cawds me got. Dat Sammy and Miss Pam awe so fawtful. And meez good furiends Timmy Tomcat, daddy Mr. Pete and furmily awe amazin’. Me also got a gweat cawd fwum meez adowable furiend Nylablue and hers amazin’ mommy Miss Sheri Ellen. Meez such a blest kitty girl.
And we wanna say a meowsy big Fank Yous to Anonymous fur donatin’ to ow fundraiser. When mommy wead yous words hers had da leaky eyes. Yous gift put us over ow original goal. Course yous knew dat cuz yous sed fur mommy to get sumfin’ special wiff it. Weez weally purreciate you and evewyone of yous dat has given, shared, and purrayed. What a wunnewful way to end meez Meowday pawty.
Till da nex time………………Be Blest!!!