I’z Neck Neckid Again

Hey Y’all hope youz habbin’ a grayt week. Yep itz stormin’ heer agin’ but itz not like weez didunt spekt it. And yep, itz me Lexi. I’z gunna tell y’all ‘bout minez VET vizit and our mommy and Lexi day out. Well stardid out purretty good, da sun waz shinin’ and there waz no rain in sight. WooHoo!!! Mommy had checked da wedder and saw dat we waz in fur flash floods and more tornadoes but not till da night time. So mommy got me in da stroller and got minez medz toogedder and we waz off. Leazt we fawt we waz. We turned outta our partmentz and ontoo da road only to be met wiff signs and blocks dat told mommy too be carefool cuz of floodin’. And dat da street was closed. So we had too tern rownd and much too mommyz chagrin da street waz closed dat way too. Fankfooly da road blocks was placed at da entrance of da drive at da hospital so mommy went round ‘em. There went our attempt to make it on time. Yep we wuz late agin’. Mommy and I sung songs all da way there. I’z getting’ purretty savvy too this “goin’ to da VET” ride and after da last fiasco I’z not in any hurry too repeat dat scenario so I’z waz a bit nervous. But we arrived and I’z recognized it waz Doc C’z office and not da torture chamber. 

 

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We went in and course da furst fing they wandid too doo waz weigh me in. Youz wood fink I’z sum purrize fighter or sumfin’ da way theze peepz are ’bout dat weighin’ stuff. I’z lost more weight. Now afur youz go and git all beside youz self mommy sez datz not real surprizin’ sinz mozt of da mumff I’z didunt eat much. Itz not till da lazt week or so dat I’z bin eatin’ real good. So eeben doe mommy wazunt happy bout da 1/8ff of a pound I’z had lozt, she wazunt shocked and sed it waz okay, I’z wood be puttin’ it back on soon. (weez’ll tell ya’ why and ‘bout minez medsinz in anudder pozty. So I’z all weighed in and they took us too a room too wait fur doc. A kupple minitz passed and doc poked hiz head in and azked how mommy waz and ibin she wandid sumfin’ too drink cuz it waz gunna be a little bit afur himz gawdid too us. A cup of water fur me and a coffee fur mommy and we settled in fur da wait. We didunt wait too long and he came bustlin’ fru da door azkin’ what mommy wandid too doo tooday. Funny how different fings are now dat himz takin’ mommy seriouzly cuz herz wendid elzwhere when he woodunt coopurrate and doo da teztz mommy wandid da furzt time round.  

 

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Mommy showed himz all minez medsinz, cuz eeben doe himz signed off, he didunt know anyfing bout ‘em. Mommy had also took copiez of da explanations of them fur himz too keep and a flyer fur Tanya’s CRF website. And then she told him she wandid a T4 tezt and sinz dat meant takin’ blood then weez didunt wanna waste it cuz we wazunt dooin’ it agin fur a while; and weez wandid a full panel incloodin’ da chem panel. Himz didunt bat a eye and sed okay. And then himz azked ibin mommy wandid too doo a urinalysis, and she sed, yes, while weez dooin’ letz doo. So himz left da room too git da fur stealer and an assiztant too help. Mommy azked fur a blood purresure but da machine waz broke and da repairman hadunt come too fix it yet so no takin’ of minez blood pressure waz dun. Himz plugged in da fur stealer and then shaved up minez neck. And right here afur BlogPawz too. Kin youz believe it? I’z gunna habz too go too BlogPawz neck neckid. Hmmmmpht Himz stole minez blood and then stabbed me in da kidneyz too steal sum peepee fur teztin’ too. Fank catnezz himz much better than da torturerz frum lazt time. Himz hit da mark da furzt time on boff stealz, and then took them too da back fur teztin’. I’z waz da purrfect angel mommy sed. I’z didunt fight or growl or hiss or nuffin’. I’z kinda figger da nicer I’z am da quicker weez’ll be dun.

 

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A few minitz later little helper girly azked ibin we kuld wait in da waitin’ room fur da teztz too finish and let anudder patient habz our room. I’z waz all fur dat, cuz I’z didunt want ‘em stealin’ anyfin’ elze. So weez went round fru da lab back out too da waitin’ room. While waitin’ a poor little doggy came in dat had taken on a big doggy so I’z tried too kumfurt him a bit. But alll himz wandid too doo waz whine and scream. No dignity let me tell ya’, dat doggy had no dignity. No self respektin’ cat wood ebber cry out like dat fur eberpawdy too hear. Bout a half hour later doc came out wiff paperz and went over them wiff mommy. Sum of minez nummerz surprized him, but minez T4 waz good. So I’z not have any thyroid purrawlemz. Dat meanz az long az I’z will eat, I’z shuld put da weight back on. Dat made mommy happy fur sure. He told mommy he hadunt had a chanz too purrocess da resultz so himz wood call us later abter ebberpawdy left fur da day too discuss ‘em. Well weez needed too go too wally world and git me sum Gerber ham and ham gravy baby food fur minez medsinz so mommy told him to call da next day and we waz off. Oh yeah I’z furgot, mommy had too pay afur we kuld leave, so $211.05 green paperz later and we waz off. I’z gunna stop fur today and weez’ll habz a part 2 fur this pozty next. Ibin youz can unnerstand and wanna read minez resultz, youz can doo dat here. Habz a pawsum day and… 

 

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As usual mommy has only blacked out da fings dat a stalker would be lookin’ fur, or sumpawdy tryin’ to steal our identity.

Till da next time…………………………………..Be Blezt!!!

 

Lubz and Hugz and Kitty Kissez 

Lexi and Dezi

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39 thoughts on “I’z Neck Neckid Again

  • We’re glad your visit went well, Lexi, but we’re sorry they shaved your neck. Maybe you could wear a nice scarf or something around your neck? 😉 And the mom says your vet charges way less than our vet charges. Maybe we should come to Oklahoma.

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    • i’m with the Island Cats…..I still owe $1200 from vet bills on my Care Credit bill (from when Cody was sick) I am moving too. Cody was shaved too but it grew back right away. Glad all in all it went well. xoxo (oh and I am in Michigan like the Island Cats are), we are in suburbs outside of Detroit, so let me tell you…vet bills are sky high here!

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      • Sowry youz billz beez so high. Wagez be lotz lower heer and of course mommy duzunt habz a job soz Social security be relee low. So duzunt matter how much thiz be a lot of munny fur us.

        Lubz ya’

        Lexi and Dezi

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  • lexi…we iz veree happee ya dinna looze two much wait, N we dunno what yur numbers meen coz we ….just dont…. pluz itz like a math thing N all ….plus we hope ta cod ya can even see thiz ree mark coz we haz tried postin two day four times and …zippo……faaaaaa
    pleez eat sum pork chops, thatll get sum wait on ya!!

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    • We see it, soz a meowzy big faynk ya’ fur purrsaveerin’. I”z relee saree youuz had soz much trubbull. I’z not unnerstand da nummerz eever, but der arr doez heer dat like too seez ’em.

      Lubz ya’

      Lexi and Dezi

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  • You are doing well Lexi. The weight you lost probably looks good on you. I lost a pound since the visit before….about 6 months and the vet said I was at a good weight. Weight can be a factor in many illnesses. I want you to be with us for a long time my friend.

    Kitty Kisses,

    Kali

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    • Faynkz Kali. I’z not look soz good at diz weight. I’z kinda lookin’ bownee and doent habz a lot of streengff, but mommy sed I’z gunna get it back.

      Lubz ya’

      Lexi and Dezi

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  • I am glad the blood work went better this time. I looked at the results you had listed and noticed her glucose was listed as high-does this mean she could have diabetes? I am confused as to how a vet office can do any surgeries or teeth cleanings without a working blood pressure monitor. I will keep praying for you Lexi–and you keep eating-please.

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  • Mom liking your Dr. Vet better now……can’t wait to hear the rest. Don’t worry bout your necked neck, can just wear a pretty bandana for BlogPaws!

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    • MOL Yep we fawt youz wood awnty Ann. Jiz had to show himz we wuz serious and wusunt gunna be stopped. Mommy will half to find me a bandana or sumfin’.

      Lubz ya’

      Lexi and Dezi

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  • I’m glad to hear that you don’t seem to be having any thyroid problems. Hopefully all of the rest of your results will be good too. I’m sure you will be beautiful even without some of your neck fur. Consider it a fashion statement 🙂 I can’t wait to meet all of you in person at BlogPaws.

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  • Oh Lexi how brave you were being stabbed by those doctors and what a lot of green papers they took from your Mommy. Diane, our vet, only stabs us on our annual review unless we need to go more often if we are sick. We hope you will keep on eating well Lexi and try to get some more ounces on.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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    • Faynk youz bootyfoolz gurlyz. I’z shur doent like bein’ stabbed but mommy sez we need too know jiz how sick I’z rellee am and it beez needed too tell herz dat. Now dat itz oweber, I’z not habz too doo it aginn’ fur a while. Whew

      Lubz ya’

      Lexi and Dezi

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