Oh Christmas Tree, We Luv YOU

OMC What a day mommy and me had yesfurday.  Me told you dat we wuz gunna be goin’ to mommy’s doctor fur hers mumffly pointment, wight? (clicks back to last blog post and scans it quickly)  Yes we did.  Well, Ooooops me needs to back up a bit.  Me is so good at gettin’ ahead of meez selff.  Yous know?  Ooops me ca also get off twack purretty easy too. MOL  So anyways, backin’ up a bit, we joined da blogosphere Christmas cawd exchange.  And we wecently, like all da rest of you; got da list. OMC Dat wuz a lot of work. Fank you so much fur all yous hawd work.  And we also put out a shout here a kupple times askin’ fur emails and on facebook too.  So we stawted weceivin’ da most pawsum cawds this past week and mommy decided we needed to work on ours. 

 0de Dezi n Lexi blue christmasball

As usual munny, or da lack of it dictates dat we must send ow cawds fwu email.  But dat’s okay, it’s da fawt dat counts wight?.  Of course it is.  So mommy stawted workin’ on ow email lists to send out ow Christmas cawds and she saw an email dat she had furgotten to open.  She clicked on it, and one of ow pawsumly wunnewful furiends had gifted us an account wiff one of da coolest ecawd sites.  So we fawt we wuld work on a foo cawds and get them sent out.  We got stawted and da nex time mommy looked up it wuz almost 6 in da meownin’. 


Me told you all dat mommy’s not been sleepin’ so good these days, so she wuz almost wide awake.  Me can tell y’all sis Lexi and me awen’t havin’ any twubble in da sleepin’ depawtment so weez not unnewstand mommy at all.  But anyways she wuz twyin’ to get sum of ow cawds addwessed and sent, when she wealized dat all da pawsum work dat had been dun by Miss Tracey and Miss Julie on da lists; didn’t include da names/adwessees on da email list.  So we hav all these emails and not weally know hoo they belong too.  Okay sum of them awe purretty self explanatowy, but not all of them awe, so 4 hours after hers stawted workin’ on ow cawds at 6 am mommy sed she had to quit and get a kupple hours of sleep.  Cuz altho’ mommy might liv a little dangerously ifin she be by hers selff, she wuld never purrpussly put Lexi or me in danger. 

 0dw Dezi red xmas ball

So, we got a foo cawds sent out “this meownin’”.  Ifin yous haven’t gotten a cawd fwum us yet, don’t worry, mommy sed hers wuz gunna work on them sum more this weekend.  Well at this point we finally went to bed.  Mommy slep wight fwu da alarm.  Actually she didn’t sleep fwu it, we wuz just enjoyin’ da cuddle time so much we didn’t wanna get up.  Yep, we hav a good mommy.  So as not to disturb hers sleepin’ angels she went back to sleep.  And da nex time we all woke up wuz an hour later. 


So we got up and wound and wuz eain’ bwekky when da neighbor stawted bangin on da walls.  What in da world kuld she be duin’?  After all hers moved in mumffs ago and banged on da walls and floor a lot back then.  There’s only a small bit of space in these pawtments anyways.  And then  anudder neighbor came walkin’ up da walkway to da door.  All me kuld fink wuz, “Go away.  Can’t yous see we be twyin’ to eat ow bwekky?” MOL  Anyways mommy twied to check ow udder emails and found a bottomless pit of emails.  Hers twied to read and answer a foo of them and then it wuz time to go.  Mommy hoisted me in da stwoller and gwabbed hers purrse, told Lexi we wuld see hers in a bit, and away we went.  LATE as usual.  Me will tell you dat when mommy wuz yunger hers wuz never late to anyfin’.  Quite da contwawy, her wuz early fur everyfin’.  And bein late all da time is weally furrustwatin’ to mommy.  Me too, cuz in da rush hers always furgets da camewa. 

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Well we went to see Doc as planned, and him was lookin’ purretty rough.  Let me tell you, dat soon to be ex-wife of hims is as bad as hims first.  So after we left there we went stwaight to da fawmacy. But they sed they hadn’t gotten da only scwip dat Doc wuz posed to be emailin’ over wusn’t there.  So mommy’s like, “Well I can’t afford to come back over here, can you call him and find out what the problem is?”  So they tell mommy she can call, but they can’t. Purrlease, just more of peeps not wantin’ to do their jobs.  So mommy calls and Doc had sent it to anudder fawmacy.  We finally got it all stwaightened out and got mommy’s medicin and we wuz off.   It wuz later than we spected since we had da extwa purrawlems so da bank wuz closed and me kuldn’t go and visit.  Dat’s okay, mommy has a diffewent kind of doctor pointment on Munday so me can go then.


So ow nex stop wuz da dollar store to see ifin they had a dirt cheap Christmas twee dat mommy kuld buy fur us.   We go in and stawt lookin’ wound and OMC da store had fur sure been picked over.  We finally found da twees, and there wusn’t much there. A silver tinsel twee, a gween 10 foot twee and a 4 footer wiff no lights or base.  So mommy twacked down one of da nice workers and asked ifin those wuz da only twees they had. While da lady wuz in da back lookin’ fur sum more twees, purrefurably gween, mommy found a foo twees on da very top shelff.  So we went to da back to tell hers and she bwought up all da same twees dat wuz there. They wuz in a foo diffewent colors, but a little to lawge fur us and OMC they musta been back there furever.  There wuz cobwebs and dead spiders everywhere.  So mommy pointed out da one hers had found and asked ifin they had it in a box in da back.  Well da answer wuz a wesoundin’ no, but they decided they wuld sell us da display at a discounted purrice.  So yes, we got a twee. Mommy sez this weekend is gunna be da deaff of hers cuz she’s gunna be duin’ a ton of stuff this weekend includin’ puttin’ up ow new twee.  

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So we headed up to da fwunt of da store to check out and a bag of toosie rolls caught mommys eyes. (yep she luvs da tootsie rolls).  Mommy kuldn’t stand it so she picked ‘em up and told da cashier she needed to get a purrice  on them.  OMC Yous will never guess what da purrize wuz.  1 shiny penny.  Dat’s wight, 1 cent.  Da manager sed da snack baw size is bein’ discontinued, dat’s why.   Mommy’s eyes got big as saucers and she told da lady to put ‘em in da bag.  A foo tweats later and we wuz headed back home.  But mommy wuz even more exhausted now than she wuz earlier.  So we haven’t gotten any visitin’ dun or readin’ of yous comments, but we purromise to get dat dun and soon. 


So, till da nex time…………Be Blest!!!


Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 


Dezi and Lexi

Oh Christmas Tree Where Are You?

WooHoo It’s Furiday again. Da weekend’s here and it’s 1 day closer to Christmas.  Well mommy has looked all over da house and no Christmas twee.  There’s one place left to look but mommy sez ifin it’s there, it’ll be there next year duwin’ spwing cleanin’.  As you all know ow pawtment flooded this summer and everyfin’ wuz moved out and back in.  It wuz like mommy wuz movin’ in fur da first time, only it wuz da second time.  And as many of you know da manager here dusn’t like mommy and is always lookin’ fur a weason to write mommy up.  So shortly after we weturned home and stawted gettin’ fings put away da manager decided to have pawtment inspections.  So mommy kind of put all da stuffs dat weez not use wegular like in da closet and closed da door.  Mommy sez this is da bestest kep secwet of women worldwide.  Needless to say she never got back to all dat stuff.  Da wedder turned cold and mommy stawted gettin’ wound a bit slower, and we don’t actually use dat stuff but a foo times a year.  So mommy decided it wuld keep til da wedder warmed up.  But alas, it’s Christmas, and we need a foo of da fings in dat black hole called da walk in closet.   

Guess meez ornament will hav to hang here on da blog. MOL
Guess meez ornament will hav to hang here on da blog. MOL

Mommy sez she’s sure they didn’t steal it cuz it wuz a very small twee and didn’t even work anymore.  Da lights dat is. Awnty Theresa sent us lights last year to put on it, and mommy wuz smawt enuff to keep those out so we at least hav Christmas lights.  Dat be one of ow favowit fings ‘bout Christmas.  Every year she takes Lexi and me wound in da caw so we can look at all da lights on all da houses.  We hav noticed dat in da last foo years not as many peeps be decowatin’ anymore and those dat do don’t put up as much.  How ‘bout yous all?  Do y’all decowate wiff lots of lights and ornaments?  We know fur sure lots of you awe on da ball and way ahead of us.  We awe gettin’ sum pawsum Christmas cawds.  Mommy sed she wuz gunna put up a line and hang them all fur a cool foto.  

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Mommy and me awe goin to da doctor today so we will be sendin’ out ow cawds this weekend.  Cuz when we go to see mommy’s doctor we always make a day of it.  We hav to go to da fawmacy and we stop in at da bank and visit wiff meez furiends and get me a foo more tweats.  And mommy sed we wuld stop by da dollaw store and see ifin they hav a weally cheap twee she kuld afford to weplace ow lost one.  Me sure hopes they’ve accidentally cut open a bag of tweats so me can get a foo there too.  It’s amazin’ weally, they always seem to hav a bag of tweats dat they hav cut open and can’t sell.  Meez favowit place to go is mom’s minit mawt.  See they sell speed food fur hoomans and they always giv me a sausage patty or a corn dog.  fur sum weason mommy dusn’t like me to hav those very offen tho’, so we don’t go by there much.  Me finks mommy goes wiffout me sumtimes.  Anyways, it’s Furiday and weez weady fur da weekend awe you?  We sure hope you all hav a pawsum time and better get all dat last minute shoppin’ dun cuz Christmas is gunna be here afur you know it. 

Mommy sez weez be da 2 sides of hers heart.
Mommy sez weez be da 2 sides of hers heart.

Till da nex time…………Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi and Lexi